After the first one don’t most people just stroll in with some Lidl own brand nappies and some giant pants??!Has she seriously put a baby brush in her hospital bagoh Soph that is just the funniest thing. I can understand a first time mum doing this (no offence 1st time mums) but Soph seriously a hair brush for a new born
You don’t get given onsies in the UK. You being in your own babygros, nappies etc. I’m sure they would provide them if you went into spontaneous labour and had nothing with you. But it’s not usual hereWhy in the hell 8 outfits for the baby? I’m in the states, but surely your hospitals provide newborn onesies while there? No 2 too good for that?
Ronnie. Henry’s the dog!
For baby number 3 I took 3 vest and 4 babygros. I thought that was reasonable but that child poo’d and poo’d and poo’dWhy in the hell 8 outfits for the baby? I’m in the states, but surely your hospitals provide newborn onesies while there? No 2 too good for that?
we were only in over night, she was born at 5pm and went through 2 vests and 3 gros during the night. consequently she was naked for the entire next morning because she would have had to come home in pooey clothes.Yes she has, but it feels very forced. It reminds me of Winnie the Poo.
Nice change of clothes for an evening walk. Also - i messaged claremontgardencentre to see if soph had stopped off there today, this was their response. I guess we’ll never know
She will be thrown out after 6 hours. Although being the Queen of Maldon with a blood condition maybe they’ll let her have her toast with butter first.
Thing is the Paparazzi will say "that's soph in the big black hat".
SameI didn’t even brush my own hair never mind the baby’s
I honestly feel so sorry for first time mums ( I’m 42 and mine are 23 & 19 ) nowadays because you honestly don’t need half of what she’s showing, she’s doing it all for the gram and making new mums feel inadequate I’m so glad phones weren’t around when mine were younger it’s honestly so sad, gender reveals, push presents, it’s ALL for show you don’t need it xI agree. A lot of nonsense and unnecessary pressure. I just brought snacks (for me!), baby clothes, nappies, formula incase, clothes/toiletries for me. I was a first time mum at 39 so perhaps just didn't buy into all the excess crap. I certainly didn't have a million bags within a bag and labelling everything.Same
New theory alert! She's just showed Ronnie's scans and the test she used for him because we NEVER SEE the "mums name, hospital, date of scan" transcript on the top of the scans (although I do understand she would want the hospital she's using to be private. She's interacted with her "fans" she knows they are capable of any sort of abnormal stalkerish behaviour)
I really don’t think we could handle any more months of pregnancyNew theory alert! She's just showed Ronnie's scans and the test she used for him because we NEVER SEE the "mums name, hospital, date of scan" transcript on the top of the scans (although I do understand she would want the hospital she's using to be private. She's interacted with her "fans" she knows they are capable of any sort of abnormal stalkerish behaviour)
"You won't believe how far along I am" because Jamie had only dismounted 24 hours earlier and no one would believe she was announcing a day after Janine rattled her bones.
The baby isn't here. Cos she's due MID SEPTEMBER
New borns don't do a lot do they? So she's going to use one of those creepy dolls. Althoooough this doesn't bide with our "she will say the baby was born later than it was so she can pretend all milestones are being hit early and he's perfikkkt theory (which is by far my favourite "she's had the baby already theory) @HinchesSousChef help me out here hun!
P.s. I've had one can of mojito and I'm full of that Friday feeling. This is mostly tongue in cheek and satire!
. But loving the dedication. Spot on. She will probably play the doting Mother whilst the midwives are around then she’ll be on FaceTime to the strip!
We’ve reminded her enough. If she has to have marg on her toast then it’s all her own fault.
