I think most of us ( but not all... can’t speak for everyone) don’t BANG on about our wedding like a complete bore years after it took place
Who does that? Who shoehorns it into every recollection like mardy pants does
Yes it’s lovely yes you might laugh and slightly talk about it with family/ mates not go on and on and on and on
She gives me the impression that all she really cares about is:
1. The wedding
2. The dog
3. Oh did I mention THE WEDDING
4. The dog
5. Jamie
6. The dog
7. The wedding
How could we forget
8. Ron
9. The dog
10. The wedding / nursery plus the wedding again
Wouldn’t surprise me if she sleeps in that wedding dress
Bloody wedding weirdo
Also that dogs thinking sod off