Mrs Hinch #348 New grass for me and mummy. Her gift for telling me I had a baby in tummy

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You bollocks you
 
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Can you imagine if Jamie tried to do beef of the week with her? She’d turn into a clawing mess
 
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One problem - you need to have a job to be able to take maternity leave. She is just Sophie Rose from the village who ‘just cleans her sink’
Not even her sink these days... its the bloody washer!! How does it get so grubby!!
 
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So today she has done a prerecord supposedly out early in the garden when it was yesterday afternoon.
She’s back on about Ron’s veg patch yet has covered the entire garden in plastic.
Cleaned her manky washing machine drawer, it gets awfully dirty that she has to clean it every fortnight or maybe because jottie cleaned hers...
 
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So sorry to hear this, really feel awful for this lady. Thank you for doing your best to help her I hope she's ok xxx this is a real wake up call to the damage this habit of constant spending can do. It's like nothings ever enough.
 
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I imagine she sits at home reading tattle all day while rocking back and forth. Jamie is left to deal with Ron and Hen.

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Yes, whilst Ma says now,now silly-think about our money
What the one where she labelled a bowl "bird bath" so that they knew?
 
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I’ve stopped looking at her on Insta - tattle life is real life. A podcast. I hope everyone gives it low ratings. Her voice could break glass and I’d rather hear nails on a chalk board. I don’t think the elocution lessons have helped her at all. Maybe lessons in how to STFU would be better - for all us!
 
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WHERE. ARE. THE. FISH.

If you’re that relatable, just admit they died. A down to earth, relatable, regular person would say “We only had them a week any they all died off, don’t know what happened”. But just avoiding it completely to assume a perfect life is pathetic. There’s nothing wrong with admitting a pet died. By not acknowledging it, everyone will think you put zoflora in the tank to make the room smell nice. So.... where are the fish?

When Stacey’s show comes on I’m going to watch it religiously and I think everyone here knows why.
 
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Just be patient!!! Tune into the podcast she will discuss them and give you an update 🪦
 
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I need more of these
 
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Just be patient!!! Tune into the podcast she will discuss them and give you an update 🪦
Ew. Not a chance in hell I’m listening to that shite. And everyone here should avoid the temptation to listen. I know we want to to see what she’s slobbering at but doing that will only boost her listeners, revenue, potential. Just completely ignore it. I will.
 
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Don’t know if anyone heard it but SS was just on chris evans show on virgin radio he asked her ‘how is your bestie, Mrs hinch’ she replied ‘sorry who’ ... absolute classic come back
SS didn't hear CE. She adores her.

Select the 8.30 to 9 am one

From 28.33 ish for about 10 secs as finishes.

 
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You could ring

Your Mum
Your Dad
Your sister
Don’t you have nightly chats with Stacey
she can’t be alone, that’s the issue. I LOVE BEING ALONE! My god! It’s the most heavenly part of my day. Then again, I see real people at my job, not a phone screen all day
 
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A podcast is there any pies their fingers aren’t in. Also fake flashes and stick on nails just to sit on the sofa all day?

So happy to hear Ronnie will be going to nursery. He is going to love seeing colour and having child friendly toys to play with. Lots of fun activities for him. He will get so much interaction that he desperately needs.

they won’t be using the fake grass in the summer, it gets so hot you can’t even stand on it. About time she revealed it.

what will they have done to the house next week?! Is there a poll for it ?

SophA where are the fish hun?
 
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