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Fauxphiehinchcliffe
Chatty Member
I am a mental health social worker. I’ve just spent four hours with someone with the most crippling anxiety and depression. Never had a serious mental health problem before, now she’s 46 and discovered Hinch. Hoarding started, now you can’t move in her house for piles of stuff and parcels (unopened). She’s overwhelmed. She doesn’t know where to start as she’s comparing herself to that twat whose lifestyle and home she can never possibly achieve as it isn’t real. She’s in debt but spent £98 last week on bags and bags of cleaning products and candles and stuff as she felt like that would help her. It hasn’t. It’s just reinforced the feelings of failure she is harbouring already.
Screw you hinch.
EDITED TO ADD: I haven’t caught up on today’s stories or read anything here....I just needed to rant!
Screw you hinch.
EDITED TO ADD: I haven’t caught up on today’s stories or read anything here....I just needed to rant!
I_love_itttt
Chatty Member
You never guess what guys, we made the decision as a family to plant some little seeds, and they've only all gone and grown!. I love it! Ron loves it!'
Egg parcels
Chatty Member
Never forget 
TomTitLane
VIP Member
Not only is Ronnie wearing the same clothes as yesterday, but his little blue gardening set is in the exact same place as yesterday. She is mentally unwell, I'm telling you. She lies and then gets upset when people call her out on her BS. It's not normal.
TomTitLane
VIP Member
Hinchers all on social media changing their usernames from ILoveMyGreyHome to ILoveMyBeigeHome
TomTitLane
VIP Member
The shit she gets tagged in. Her followers have serious issues.
Cleanfreak
Chatty Member
Thread suggestion:
Podcast screeching - make it stop! Where the hell are flip & flop?
Podcast screeching - make it stop! Where the hell are flip & flop?
TomTitLane
VIP Member
I just want to take this moment to thank the HinchCliffes for being such sneaky bastards. I was stripped of my VIP status back in July alongside some of my fellow VIP trolls. I've worked hard. Mum said never give up. I had cool baths and wanked my taps when life felt too much. And here I am. VIP once again. Inch, I must give you a special I'm thank you. If it wasn't for you being a complete wank in a sock type of guy, I couldn't have made a come back. This one's for you, geez. One of my favourite dedications to you to celebrate. We did, it guys.
Filbertfox
New member
Rrrrrrraaaarrrrrrrrr will you just fuck off
“I’m finking with these, you could use your little tea towel clips and hang ‘em up”
I don’t have shitting tea towel clips, I don’t clip my twatting cloths up, they go in a plastic Addis 15 year old basket in the cupboard you fucking moron. You know why? Because no-one goes in my cupboards and looks at my storage baskets because they don’t give two flying fucks you bollocks you
“I’m finking with these, you could use your little tea towel clips and hang ‘em up”
I don’t have shitting tea towel clips, I don’t clip my twatting cloths up, they go in a plastic Addis 15 year old basket in the cupboard you fucking moron. You know why? Because no-one goes in my cupboards and looks at my storage baskets because they don’t give two flying fucks you bollocks you
SoupySails
Member
PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO THE PODCAST
The only way to make it stop is to allow the listener number to dwindle. We won’t help that by tuning in. Join me in snubbing it completely
The only way to make it stop is to allow the listener number to dwindle. We won’t help that by tuning in. Join me in snubbing it completely
Lou Lou Rose
Well-known member
Don’t know if anyone heard it but SS was just on chris evans show on virgin radio he asked her ‘how is your bestie, Mrs hinch’ she replied ‘sorry who’ ... absolute classic come back
lfoz91
Well-known member
Hi hunsss! I’m new here. I’ve been lurking and laughing at your wit for months now. I am another ex hincher, I used to really enjoy her stories, brought a few of her books and then I started to find her condescending and hard to relate to, got bored of watching the same old braggy BS. Once you open your eyes it’s clear as day how deceitful she is - and a completely negligent mother to poor Ronnie. I’d decided to look up her ‘trolls’ she’d always fish for sympathy about (where are the fiscchh? 
) and here I am months later, snooping daily with my hatred burning brighter. How funny that she blatantly reads here and how much you all clearly get under her plastic fantastic skin 
can’t wait to watch her downfall 🥱
) and here I am months later, snooping daily with my hatred burning brighter. How funny that she blatantly reads here and how much you all clearly get under her plastic fantastic skin can’t wait to watch her downfall 🥱
IrishCatlady
VIP Member
Very early Thread Title, Nautical rope loo paper holder is all the rage, welcome aboard HMS Bounty Beige.
Edited to add i wonder if there will be a mutinyVery early Thread Title, Nautical rope loo paper holder is all the rage, welcome aboard HMS Bounty Beige.
fannysjohnny
VIP Member
I was sitting thinking about why she is going on about crocs and found myself googling "What is the sublimal meaning of crocs" 
Anyway,I found this and I 'm just off to find something equally pointless to do.
Anyway,I found this and I 'm just off to find something equally pointless to do.
randompenguin
Well-known member
not sure if this has been said before but why does she constantly put little quotation marks like “I’ve got ya Henry” or recently “Bye Mumma” trying to make out like he talks? My 3 year old has a speech delay but I don’t pretend to people he can talk when he clearly can’t... strange woman
Poppysmimi
VIP Member
fannysjohnny
VIP Member
My parrot saw that loo roll holder-he wants his swing backAll aboard Hinchers, let's go on a Journey together aboard HMS Bounty Beige, ahoy shoppers, sorry shipmates