Mrs Hinch #348 New grass for me and mummy. Her gift for telling me I had a baby in tummy

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And can't cook a decent meal between the two of them!! You would think at least one of them would at least learn to, not inc hinch when she was weaning (if you can call it that) Ronnie!!
 
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And the majority of her followers have probably never listened to a podcast so would not be asking for one
She's grim
 
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Not sure doing a podcast with Jaymeh is the way to go, he’s annoying AF! One of those tragic blokes who thinks he’s a comedian, but is actually painfully unfunny. If he lived in your neighbourhood you’d cross the road to avoid him if you saw him out & about!
 
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A bit like david brent from the office
 
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Hahahaha so funny how AWFUL this is poor princess
Sofa never going to get that big TV break their voices make me criiiiinge
 
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He thinks muttering “all the best” at the end of everything he says makes him funny. That phrase has had its day, it’s done, finito. But he’s dragging it out and they both still think it’s this hilarious catchphrase. Can’t say I agree.
 
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Why did I do it!!! I listened to the trailer guyzzzzzz fuck me!!!! Two minutes of complete Nauseating shite!!! You know it’s gonna reak of topics such as trolls (aka those who don’t agree with her BS) and basically them blowing smoke up each other’s arses... the reading the script off a card is already so obvious, it’s completely unnatural and not one bit funny? That demonic laugh is like nails down a blackboard. Sorry zoph I will not be subscribing!!!
 
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Can they make money from a podcast?
I have no idea how podcasts work, but if they can earn some money from it, without actually doing any work, apart from spending a few afternoons sat on the sofa, child free, they’re going to do it!
i think you make money from getting advertisers to pay for a spot/ad break type thing during the podcast. so I'm guessing that's 100% what they're angling for - cant imagine them doing it otherwise! perfect job for them really, sit on the couch being a lazy sod and get paid for it
 
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I despise the way influencers talk about being busy, juggling work and life. Try getting up at 6am, sorting your pets, taking them for a walk you know that thing they should do twice a day minimum not once a month for the gram, get your kids ready for school, go to a 9-5 job, pick your kids up, cook dinner, walk your dog again, find 10 minutes for yourself. If you want to go to the gym or have a hobby good luck. These morons couldn't know busy if it smacked them in their Iconic london covered face.
 
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Why does she have to say baby Hinch no 2. We know it’s not RonnieRedGloves wriggling round under your dress you idiot

What should I put in a candle holder but not a candle
Hello fellow tattler, I see you!

Ps why do the sheep ask for ideas on what to put in things? Have they no mind of their own?

..oh wait.
 
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Absolutely reading from script in that stilted voice she uses in that ad. Relatable? Natural? In their dreams. Cardboard cutouts have more personality. Deluded dummies the pair of them.

Why. Does. She. Talk. So. Fucking. Robotic
 
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Id rather cover myself in honey and staple ma tits to a beehive than listen to yet more of her ear piercing voice ATV
 
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He is defo after the 1million balloon.

Wet wipe.




Botox face.



A loose woman.



Master of the house.

 
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