Mrs Hinch #334 Soph and Stace on valentines live, to chat about nobs at half 5

[DCICassieStuart]

Now that @shady_essex34 is back, poor old Nigel is going to have his work cut out for him

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I admit I used to be a Hincher. Bought the books, the Minkeys, the crap smelling fabric softener. The works. In the last 6 months or so she’s made me so frustrated and I feel at my wits end with how little she interacts with her child. I live in the north west but went to uni of Essex, still have friends who live that way and one who lives in Maldon. The final straw for me was my friend who saw her walk the pushchair around her housing estate (where my mate lives) taking a few photos, only to return straight to the house. Total of 90 seconds of fresh air. I felt compelled to come on here to say I admire you all for speaking the truth.

Welcome to this lovely world of Tattle. We are not a bad bunch like Grinch makes out. We just point out all her cock ups and manipulation techniques to reel her shoppers in with.
You couldn't meet a nicer group of like minded people than here. If you need a rant, we are here. If you need support, we are here. We help each other. Unlike Hinch who helps no-one but herself.
Be good to have some regular tea spilt from your friend!

 

[mooseknuckle]

What’s a zombie apocaLYYPES? Jesus Christ

 

[HulaHannah]

Just going to leave something I read today here. I imagine it applies to so many on IG...

'Today is about celebrating love with the people you love, not about proving it to each other, or to your followers.'

All the curated images and stories today, making out the 'perfect day' , but how many are genuine and haven't been elaborate set ups merely for the 'gram? How many have actually just focused on each other and actually been truly present (versus editing images and scrolling endlessly)?

 

[Handwash30]

Here we go with Ronnie being “kind” again. He’s a small toddler, everyone is kind at that age. Even trolls were kind once

It’s a shame that despite being allegedly plagued with trolls and bullied relentlessly, Soph still thinks it’s a good idea to plonk Ronnie directly in the firing line of all these people who make her life hell. If the trolling is so unbearable, why does 75% of your content involve the one person you should be ready to lay down and die to protect?

Im not saying Ron should go round with a blanket over his head like Michael Jackson’s son, but I don’t think it’s right to make him such a focal point either. I would love to hear her explain as a parent how she reached the decision to put him so prominently in the public eye despite all the negatives it brings. The same negatives she complains strongly about on a daily basis.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Evening all,

Just dropping in to say:

 

[AC55]

View attachment 439182View attachment 439183Wonder if the £50 Wool nest will ever make an appearance #gifted

I hope not. This type of thing is not recommended by the Lullaby Trust and as a neonatal nurse I would never promote any kind of nest, sleep pod or cot bumper. I hope I'm not preaching to the choir here but newborns need a flat surface and lightweight bedding and that's all. There a wealth of information about safe sleep on the website. I doubt Hinch will look at it though, given that she forced Ronnie to sleep in that hideous crib for months and months!

 

[shady_essex34]

It’s our Shady

I can confirm it’s me. I coined the phrase Prawn Purse I also use the word “slag” far too much

 

[easeypeasey]

Hinch thunder stolen at every turn perhaps they rang her and that’s why she’s delayed her gender reveal

She might have to realise that life actually does go on outside of hinch towers, and the world is not waiting for her gender reveal.

There is always someone more famous doing something more interesting hun, just have the baby and carry on your life xxx

 

[Runforestrun]

May God strike me down, but look what I’ve just seen on fb

 

[motherofdonkeys]

I hope this doesn’t come across as mean or bullying but it feeds into the wider issue of hinch babying Ron so much. But please please woman cut his hair. It’s like he is growing a little girls Bob with a fringe the child has cut themselves
(we’ve all been there )
Why does she insist on keeping him a giant baby instead of the little boy he actually is.

To be fair, they can't get it cut at the moment, such a shame there's not a 'hairdresser' at home to administer a trim....

 

[Oodles362]

I have seen the light. She is not the person she painted herself to be and I for one am sick of her Covid ignorance

 

[under the ivy]

The cat knowing it was shitting in Hinch’s garden

 

[Bamse]

Does she think she’s Kirsty Alley in “Look who’s talking“ with that fucking bow?

Fucking brilliant shady, that made me laugh out loud.

Attached for anyone too young to remember this gem.

 

[Egg parcels]

High 5 to the cat shitting in her garden

 

[Henny Penny]

Wonder if the £50 Wool nest will ever make an appearance #gifted

 

[9Pine]

I didn’t watch all of the live but had it on while I was cooking dinner and they were talking about trolls. Sopha just had this gormless expression for ages so I thought I’d share it.

Thanks to @HinchesSousChef for the brilliant summary. Let’s hope they do another although I doubt Sopha’s suggestion of involving the lads will go down well with Joe! What a shit show.

 

[easeypeasey]

Spare pair of curtains? Read the fucking room you bint. People are struggling, they dont have the money for a spare pair of flipping curtains!! I bet they are different ones just with a filter on, she's slowly changing her house to beige

They're dirty on the bottom cos they're 6 inches too long I get triggered every time I see them. Oh and nearly white floor length plus 6" in a house with a dog and a baby. Crying out loud man

 

[albie]

Imagine sitting down with your other half for dinner and not being able to leave your phone alone for. Second.
one of my pet hates. Just goes to show how fake they both are.

 

[Danielle0120]

I've never heard of birthday nerves in me whole 28 years of living. Birthday nerves for what please? To buzz your tits off over gifts you screenshot and sent to Jamie for him to buy so he looks so in tune with his wife and so thoughtful when you share it all for the gram? All whilst he got a overly expensive marshmallow kit and a basket of gifted shite? Or is it birthday nerves to sit in your house with your husband, kid and dog all day? Cos remember there's a pandemic and you can't see FUCKING NOOOOOOONE or do ANYTHING. Sorry lolz I forgot she's Mrs Hinch, enjoy your family get together tomozza hun xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo