Your Grandad sounds exactly like my MIL. She just loves a day out in hospital. Even better when she's taken there by ambulance (yes, the same MIL who I mentioned last night once called an ambulance because she was constipated!)
Apparently she can't have a general anesthetic ever again because last time she 'nearly died'. Can't ever have dye injected because last time she 'nearly died' and allegedly lost 8 GALLONS of blood giving birth.
She wasn't too happy when I pointed out that the human body doesn't have much more than 8 PINTS of blood in it in the first place.
Makes me think of the 90s/00s TV show about footballersI hate that laundry ‘dream team’ stuff, it’s wanky marketing bollocks conceived to get people to part with more money than they need to.
This has done meAt least she marked ad on it. Poor Nigel can have the day off from @shadyessex33
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We need a thread dedicated to things your grandad said, it would be hysterical! Although it might give Sopha ideasOh my god, maybe they know each other!!! He once went in to have polyps removed and apparently he was stood there, bent over losing pints and pints of blood out his arse while they shouted "we're losing him"
That was a brilliant show, would love to watch it again!Makes me think of the 90s/00s TV show about footballers
Nigel probably drove round to her gaff to tell her to cop the fuck on as he can't take the messages from Shady anymoreThis has done meyou think she’s been warned? Lmao
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FUCK OFF HINCHES - YOU PAIR OF SELF INDULGENT, SELF ABSORBED WANKERS!!
He speaks about her as if she’s changing the world! They’re posting shit pics on Instagram all day, it’s not exactly worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize!
Get in the real world you pair of jokers, walk a mile in the shoes of the NHS workers, of parents who are homeschooling and trying to keep hold of a job at the same time..... know your audience and how seriously insulting all the woe-is-me bollocks really is!
Makes me want to report more bots!!She doesn’t even make it look believable. She trying to say an average of 2,000 people are following her per day with the bullshit content she is putting out recently?
We're having kippers!Shall I go there now? I’m having jack pots for my tea because of potato gate on here the other day
I’m having chicken Kiev and dolphin house potato. FancyShall I go there now? I’m having jack pots for my tea because of potato gate on here the other day
Definitely past it! His USP in his eyes is that they're a power coupleI bet he's loving this the smug B*****D, this is why he puts up with all the shite from her, I'm beginning to wonder if its all about him.
He must have been hungry for this for so long, we saw what lengths he would go to in the Fash thing.
Trouble is he might have left it a little late in life, getting on a bit now. Look at all those gorg hunks on Love Island, all tanned and toned.
That's tough competition Inch.
What are you going to pull out the bag to live your dream? Wear your baseball cap back to front and constantly grab your crotch?
Bit long in the tooth for that despite all your attempts to dress like an 18 year old.
I wonder what he regards as his USP when it comes to Mr Hinch? Any ideas?
Fake fake fakeWhat about that video of Ronron was that hilarious?! I get we all think our kids are just pure perfection but I haven't spent my life stood laughing, filming them and telling their back through my phone that I love them. Maybe that's why they're little arseholes.
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