Mrs Hinch #318 Content low, so Soph ‘breaks’ her toe, Tattle doesn't believe you Pinocchio

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Tootle Pip Wiz

I'd get my money back if I was you Soph! You must have gone through boxes and boxes of cereal and it hasn't worked. Poor Onslow. Maybe he needs to start munching on it too.


 
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GroundedAngel

I don’t believe this. I broke my little toe today kicking a storage box of books ready for the Charity shop (if it ever opens again) that my husband has decided is best living in the fucking way on the landing. Where’s my million pounds and Covidiot picnic?

a pic for proof, bur it might kill Soph, as my living room has colour.
 

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MrsNMA

Broken toe?
Reminds me of them people who go off on the sick at work and you question if it’s real or not. #brokentoegate
 
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Amymoo

Tootle Pip Wiz said:
I'd get my money back if I was you Soph! You must have gone through boxes and boxes of cereal and it hasn't worked. Poor Onslow. Maybe he needs to start munching on it too.


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Onslow

Wtf is that weird dick looking TikTok.. as if that post wasn’t planned! Ugh.. it’s gone 1am get some sleep and stop pretending to be “normal”!
(I’m excused lol.. been on night shift for 2 weeks!)
 
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Hinchawakening

Could end up looking a right dick for this post if I’m wrong but ITS GENDER REVEAL DAY GUYZZZZ.
Hope this helps, ATV
 
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Olivemaks

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LDNtea

Hi guys been MIA on TL for a week or so and you lot are jokes I think this woman’s had 12 new threads since then

just had to pop in to say LOL at this caption and this woman insinuating she gets invited to lots of red carpet events but always says no cos she’s too scared

YES!! I mistakenly made a joke about her to one of my friends who is a hincher and she literally pulled the “be kind” card with me and was saying how hinch is just sooo little old me how do I have so many followers?? And seems like soooo humble guys. I personally couldn’t believe anyone was falling for it when she’s clearly built a brand on.. well not much. Grey decorating and products I’ve seen in Tesco my whole life? It’s the “book of lists” I saw someone. Get for Xmas that made me even check her IG out for the sole reason that book screams “pointless merchandise to make £££” to me. I had to go and see what was so special about this woman that people are so on her and I still haven’t found out....

Wait. This has happened? She’s said this??
 
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Autumnwitchxo

Just 4am thoughts, womder how ron will act to new baby.... my eldest 'didn't like' my youngest for at least the first 8 months. They're the best of friends now like but trying to get them to bond...god...

I've said it before but gunna say it again, I've spent most of the night sat on my youngest son floor (he's 14m) and I literally couldn't imagine her doing this. I reckon she'd have a breakdown, like i can't imagine her liking a baby cry for a long amount of time that's inconsolable.
 
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Libbylulu

Just incase any of you are interested guyzzzzz that wallpaper with the animals staring over the hedge/ trees is scary. I’d imagine a small child sleeping with one eye open incase those blank faces came alive in the night.
 
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Palms

I thought this too. She filters her photos so much, you wouldn't know all her furnishings are grey!
Longing for the biscuuuuiTTT walls all over now. Her phone is her only escape from the grey life.
Serves her right for getting the grey spray gun out on EVERYTHING!

Makaraka said:
Someone I know tested positive and was given a grant for loss of earnings... he’s employed also so he got SSP and then this covid grant?
I could ask for details of it? Unless he was telling me fibs
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No I think you're correct. Something about loss of earnings due to isolating, of a sum of up to £500. (Per week maybe??)
 
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Hansnoms Mumma

My middle of the night thought is I wonder if maybe she is colour blind, and that's why she chooses such a bland neutral colour for everything, as she is scared of messing up if she uses actual colour? Probably not it, but you never know
 
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LittleRedRidingHu?

I was bored - here's the result

The broken toe song in A Minor incident

Melody: That's how you know ( Enchanted)

How does she know it's broken
How does she know it's smashed?

Well, does it leave her with a little limping
And scream out in pain?
Send her onto the couch with skin so grey?
HeeEeeeeeYYyyyy

She'll find a new way to show you
A little bit everyday
To make the cash flow
That's how you know she broke her toe.....
 
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Bubblebutton03

Gender reveal.. she been throwing lots of hints to a girl.. but may just be throwing a curve ball to announce not to shock everyone who ( like me) thought girl coz of her hints.
 
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Whitelilac

I think it's a one off payment but there is definitely a payment available. When the lady from our local council rang me for track & trace details she mentioned it in case we would struggle in isolation but my husband was on full pay so we didn't need it.
 
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