Mrs Hinch #303 Morning after pill made Inch to row, didn’t work as there’s a new cash cow

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Made to fit - The morning after pill caused Inch to row, guess it didn’t work as there’s a new cash cow


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Last thread catch up (302)
Saturday

She’s answering some sheepie questions later – to get up her engagement.
1st post – cryptic answer re the date.
2nd post – boy or girl? Waiting for a special day to do a gender reveal.
3rd post - about Ron & Hen, 2 man team again, this time on the sofa.
4th post - nursery colours, but we picked them ages ago.
5th post – buying more shite.
6th post – feeling sick question. Only at night.
7th post - Ron opening presents, he got a toilet brush with his washing machine and a shopping trolley.

I’ll post Inch’s cringe vomfest post again – he wants baby 3 and baby 2 isn’t even here yet, the old perv fart.
I’ll also post the midwife post as that is been asked about a lot. Thread 301
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.


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BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Inch, Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, fat bastard, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)

Attempting a worm.

 
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Just gonna bring this up one more time....comic sans tho....why comic sans for a pregnancy announcement? Is she making a leaflet for her year 4 history homework??
 
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If she has a girl I reckon it will be something double barrelled and pretentious like “lily-mae” or she’ll take after the dog and call it Henrietta
 
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The videos shes posted of opening presents is that supposed to be xmas morning? Because if so they're different pjs from xmas eve so is that yet another set? Who gets changed between xmas eve night and xmas morning?!
 
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Let's face it we know the real christmas day was round Ma Freda Yahoo's house. This is some pre-record setup, not buying it Soph!
 
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She’s going to have to buy a whole new set of personalised Christmas tit to include the new baby’s name next to its 2 brothers!
 
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She doesn’t live in real time anymore she bleeping pre records weeks ahead of herself. Pathetic 🤣🤣
 
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As if she sat and ate her Xmas dinner on a zoom with mad freda!!!
 
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