Queen of Maldon the Christmas Chav
But she’s so scared about her sTaLkErSFor somebody who’s apparently had the paps outside her house, she’s not very good at disguising where she lives
Laying on the kitchen floor in a heap of arms and legs, sobbing! Waiting for Jaymay to come and pick her upDo we think after the grand switch on to welcome Christmas in maldonia, after 15 takes to get the perfect shots, rondog millionaires crying, inch is in the garage, tweaking the fuse box that’s about to give out, the dogs pissed up the postbox and sophlora queen of tack is laying under her blanket on the sofa uploading editing and now crying over the epic fail of the grand unveiling
I’ve got one tooI’ve got a nut cracker. He is lovely. But he’s a foot tall and was £5 from pound shhhhhhtretcher! That’s normal Soph! Not a bleeping life size one on a link detached in Maldon!
I imagine it will be like Danny Devito’sI’m waiting for the full light switch on......
I don’t understand how this doesn’t bring her down & make her feel like tit. I’ve always been my little boys number 1. He’s always adored me. Since Covid and Mr Peaches losing his job he was more on hand during lockdown 1 with school closures to do all the fun stuff and I was always working from home. Daddy became his go too for playing and fun. I felt awful. Like he didn’t love me anymore and like I was a terrible mum who just worked (a real job) every day. The other night he was being tucked in by daddy and I’d already kissed and cuddled him, and he said ‘I just want to go and give mummy a kiss and cuddle one more time’ and my heart could have burst. Why does she not feel like this?!It’s so sad that Ronnie just doesn’t want to hold her hand or be near her
my little girls give me tons of kisses, won’t let go of my hand or leave my side whenever I’m there regardless if my partner is too..
When I leave them to go to school or work they literally hug the life out of me and hold my hand to the gate blowing kisses
Can she not see what an empty life she has??
I really wish a neighbour would come on. I remember Verity when I was a lurker, I really wanted to believe she was a real neighbour.I wonder how much living next door to her circus has devalued the neighbours houses?
I had 2 dysons - one corded, one cordless (I'm not made of money, we won it in a work Xmas raffle). Both tit.Because Zoph can't sell ice to the Eskimos ( inuits)
Is shark better than a dyson ? Looking at vaccums and can't decide which to buy?
That Verity was a nutter so aggressive. I think she was a Hincher trying it on. Could have even been Hinch having a laugh. She’s weird like thatI really wish a neighbour would come on. I remember Verity when I was a lurker, I really wanted to believe she was a real neighbour.