Mrs Hinch #280 Soph your dog is fat and you ain’t Postman Pat.

[shadyessex33]

Remember when the Grinch was creaming her knickers after getting a mention on the London Tube “All on the board”?

Well, theyve just been on BBC London News and it turns out they take requests for things to put on it. So it’s quiet obvious Beggy Mitchell and her team ASKED for her to get a mention on it the shame!

 

[Therealist]

Just seen this over on the Stacey thread what the actual??
praying they’ve done one for hinch

 

[VicksterIcon]

I see your nutcracker Grinch Cummings and I raise you with a chocolate nutcracker made by my talented husband (to be seen on the telly on Christmas Day)!!

 

[shadyessex33]

I’ve never once looked and my landing and gone “that fucker needs a tree!” whats wrong with just having one tree in the living room? (Mines red, green and silver too, so far too much colour for grinch )

I’m actually curious at what colour schemes my fellow tattlers have now? Are they grey like grinches wet dreams or an explosion of colour and real festive delight???

The tree in our living room is an artificial green one. With multi colour led lights and filled with all sorts of random decorations. I can tell a story about every dec on that tree and remember the time we got it and who with. It’s full of memories. Her tree is just decor. No love or memories in it

Edit to include pics

 

[shadyessex33]

Can’t imagine inch gives any woman fanny flutters

Or any gay bloke for that matter. And believe me, us gays are notorious for shagging anything he literally makes my Willy shrivel up

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

Oh my. My first thread title. I will sit and wait for my sequin covered fabreze bottle, spag hoop pie, smashed tile stepping stone and pergoallaaarrr klarna flowers delivered by my own little driver.
*sitting on my couch still waiting. I’ve put a ball gown on and everything. Got ma hair did and wearing my bestest flip flops

 

[TomTitLane]

She always goes on about telling Ron stories when he is older, so I have kindly got her started. This chapter is called, 'The one where we stayed home...and bought loads of shit we never needed while families all around us went without even the basics.'

I hope that helps, guys. ATV.

 

[mgh727]

Vision board will always be my favourite cos she spelt Jamie’s fav footy team as “asenal” not Arsenal

 

[Dickydoo123]

She’ll be well peeved the astroturf secret has been discovered because she’d have loved nothing more than dress the Pergoooooooola with a big fuck off nativity scene of her, Inch, baby Roo and Heavy Henry as a sheep There’s no way she would’ve missed dressing it up.
“Guuuuyyssss we’ve just been for a drive out past the fields of gold, under Maldons own moon and happened to pass a random garden centre with a full size Father Christmas in an ACTUAL sleigh with an ACTUAL reindeer! Just don’t know how it happens guys, was a right barg at £3k gonna just feed the reindeer kibble and salty chicken, well RonRoo will til it bites his fingers off, just LUVVV IT guyyysss”

 

[Incognito_burrito]

I got lost down a rabbit hole looking for Astro turf proof and I think I’ve found Uncle Dave who sent the squirrel table. I know it was ages ago and is now a distant memory but I’m posting anyway.
Solomon’s Dad makes garden planters, bird tables etc. He posted lots of stuff in April/May obviously keeping busy in lockdown. Her sister has a squirrel table in her garden along with other stuff he’s made.

Staceys Dad (Dave Solomon) = Uncle Dave.

 

[Eyesopened]

Pages behind but knew you’d all want to hear about my trip to b&m. . Bought a few non essentials but did stock up on poo bags ....,

they helped in this photo shoot

 

[HereForTheComments456]

Must be a pre record, Ronnie’s name sign from the playhouse has disappeared

I think she actually wrote his name on post production. Can you see how the R goes off the sign and onto the playhouse. That’s photoshopped just like the grass is.

 

[shadyessex33]

Did she do a street switch on do we think?

 

[DCICassieStuart]

She will probably reveal the Astro in January

"Guyyyyzzzz, I can't believe it! We came downstairs this morning and Santa had astroturfed the lawn. I lavv it guyyyyzzzz, I just lavvv it. It hurts my heart"

 

[BeeHappy]

Only just caught up with the last thread and wanted to say I’m loving @HinchesSousChef obsession with the Astro turf. I mean, I love it guyzzzzz! We’re going to be able to hear her holler “BINGO“ across the UK once Hinch does the big reveal!!!

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Just lying awake worrying about Uncle Dave, hope he’s okay and still making little bird benches.

 

[Sweetpea30]

As supportive as ever on MHMMDI.
She has got a roasting for her comment!

 

[shadyessex33]

She really is a Jack of all trades, master of none. In the last 24hrs we’ve had cleaning blogger, Christmas decs blogger, “mummy” blogger, food blogger and inspirational quote shit blogger

And she still manages to miss the Mark on every single one. It’s really quiet an achievement to get to 30 and have no discernible talent. Well done Soph

 

[MrsD33]

Is the Wiki page backed up if it gets deleted (sorry if that doesn’t make I.T. sense, but you get what I mean!)

Soph if you can delete a BLM post and put it back up then a deleted wiki will certainly go back up too!!!!! Touché

I love the fact that, whoever it is behind @trollingthetrolls, wasted about 20 minutes of their life deleting everything on the wiki page and it took @HereForTheComments456 30 seconds to put it all back on

 

[allforthegram]

You know what would really finish off her display....
If someone did this in the night....