Guilty that once I did hoover it with an old dyson... but it didn’t work.
The garden is my husband’s pride and joy, he bought a special grass buffing thing that you turn on and it buffs the dirt out.... (he could be a hincher if I let him)
And for his birthday he asked for a leaf blower because our neighbours have these two massive
duck off trees that the leaves just go straight into the garden and it was very irritating trying to pick them all up
our garden isn’t massive & the previous owner left it in such a state it looked like a jungle.
it was easier for us to just lay the artificial rather than landscape and fresh turf.
When we move, eventually I want a nice big garden with real grass and an allotment
I can’t however imagine having a full time chicken dipper pissing and pooing on it. Cleaning it up, wiping its remaining
tit with a dettol wipe, spraying it each time they go!