Mrs Hinch #277 Simmer down Jamie Montessori.

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Bet he sleeps in the spare room. Or on the floor in Ronnie room
 
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So many of you have asked about the light shade... here’s a swipe up guyyzzzzz
 
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There was an advert for it on tv earlier!! Desperate times and all that!!
I might be proper Garraway to the party but did I also hear her doing a voice over for some arial wash tabs on a YouTube ad the other day? I only realised towards the end as I zone out of the ads. I may have to avoid YouTube now
 
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I agree. I used to follow a few accounts. LQOC and Daz. I don’t now just because of L smugness and Daz freebies. Plus I see they’ve both had extensions or new houses. In a pandemic. However, they both clean. Properly. They test products, L actually suggests natural alternatives etc. So why the hell has Sophlo got over 3m (many many many bots). Discounting those I reckon she still has about 1m genuine. She does bugger all. Wafts about a cloth, colours in, posts someone else’s quotes, pimps out her kid and feeds her fat chicken strip dog ham. She’s vain, has a bully air to her and an “I’m better than you” attitude. Gets all this free shit and is worth millions, fleeced from poor people. Now I don’t mind millionaires as long as they’ve worked for what they’ve got. She hasn’t. Yes some may say she’s been very clever, her and that useless inch she married. But it’s all false and hopefully will come crashing pretty soon
 
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What feels like forever i have finally caught up with all the threads. Wow. She's been busy.
My take on her nails are, everything up till the change of nails was pre records, our trace left that comment about taking them off on purpose so mark end of pre records and new nails means she can start showing the pre records she's been doing on her "time off" and soo Kate to the parteeeey but what the fuck were those hot chocolate test tube? Hot chocolate will be piss weak who ever makes it with that amount of hot chocolate!
 
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The fucking fish tank is in Henry's room. What is the frikin point of that!!!!

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Hinch the grinch hides the fish, they'll be served up in the next shit dish.
 
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I have a conspiracy theory about those gifts she made. It’s all for the gram, to look relatable. Gleam have said ‘Sophlo folk haven’t got much money this year. Make some gifts, look like you care and are 1 of the people’. So off she trots and makes things she found on Pinterest. Photos taken, she bins them and then buys very expensive presents as per usual. There’s no way she’s giving them to anyone. I mean sugar with coffee lumps in? Yumbles
 
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Thread suggestion - Trying to prove Ma Barker isn’t in the spare room but she’s under the stairs with the shark and the broom
 
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I always say hoover, everyone I know says hoover. We’re common up north.

disclaimer I’m not saying all people in the North are common just me and my family and people I know. If you don’t know me you’re ok
I always say Hoover, although I do have a Hoover brand now but even when I didn't I always said Hoover. The difference is, I'm not being paid to advertise a rival brand you'd think for £24k an advert she could manage to say vacuum instead!
 
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Yes and it’s a ghastly monstrosity of gifted items
It doesn't look like a little boy's room at all. Nothing is in there that isn't grey or pastel blue. She said on her Sky ad that he loves Peppa Pig. Most parents would buy their kid some toys, or a blanket or something with their favourite character on. Poor Ronnie has absolutely nothing personal.
 
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I know it’s so sad!
He doesn’t even wear any character pjs for bedtime!

nothing personal all just personalised.
 
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I agree. She will definitely have expensive gifts but wrapped in recyclable paper yet has used plastic, ribbon, wood, string etc to make the shit gifts so will cancel out the recyclable paper usage hahaha.

i did wonder if she's made them for the school faye hamper she was making! You would need the whole 5 test tubes to make 1 decent hot choc.
 
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Tattle is too fast for me to keep up so I'm garraway to the party. I've read that she approached Gleam and got knocked back at first, does anybody know how many followers she had at that point? Also if she really didn't know how this all happened guyzzz, then why would she approach Gleam in the first place?
 
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Teaches me for buying her bullshit. Her washing tablets have been dying my clothes. Wondered why whites were coming out pink, so changed my conditioner and tablets. Used it again today and my whites are pink AGAIN!!!!
 
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