Mrs Hinch #261 late night blow dry for the nest, hoping for a different blow is mr vest

[Pergola]

My dog could jump that but hes a lunatic Collie full of energy

Mine is a batshit crazy labrador....she would just go straight through it!!

 

[Riley.x]

Bet he just wanted a fry up

 

[londonlife24]

the montage made me cry hahahaha filming him eating his waffle literally right on his shoulder. jamie tryna enjoy his breakfast but hes got her waving her phone in his face all for the gram.
and im sorry but henners in that hat... christ!! what a ridiculous woman

 

[butterflybaby27]

Is that actual waffles in the waffle maker? Colour me shocked!!! Also I thought Ronnie’s t shirt was cute....until I carried on reading and realised she added Henry’s name as well. Ffs!

 

[watermelon sugar]

Would you rather...

Have to watch Zoph on Insta day to day giving the worlds most boring content (please vote )

or

watch Vest and Zoph have their birthday sex and they disappear from social media forever and ever and never have to see them again (please vote )

Hehe this is mine and Mr A’s favourite game

Watch the content, cos then we can all still be Tattle trolls together

 

[Debbie83]

Wow, she actually used the waffle machine to make waffles.
What happened to her between yesterday and this morning?! Actually scrub that everyone already knows

 

[Mimemamo]

I'm calling a hinchy pregnancy reveal on Christmas day which was made last night

 

[MotherofDragons]

Bloody hell those waffles looked pretty tasty.

 

[LittleRedRidingHu?]

I'm calling dibs on her already being preggers and last night was "on duty" for the Christmas morning reveal of the birthday bonk baby

 

[Pepsi]

Sorry to being up the pampers situ again, but why don’t the media jump on things like this?? Im sure it would be a story almost immediately if it was any other ‘celeb’ ‘influencer’ (WHATever they bloody are) flouting the rules in a global pandemic.

No idea, its very annoying that she seems to get away with all her cockups

 

[AC55]

She must be treating him this morning again, rons worked the gate out and gone downstairs to give jabba the mutt his pound of processed chicken before headbutting him and giving him a good slap

I'm dead! proper belly laugh from me!

 

[fannysjohnny]

I'm calling dibs on her already being preggers and last night was "on duty" for the Christmas morning reveal of the birthday bonk baby

Same here.Not sure if was said at the time,but I think the random present of the nativity snowglobe from freda the leader was the first clue

 

[JMS123]

Is it me or is that waffle mixture an unfortunate colour and texture after yesterday’s sex montage? I really don’t want to start my day with that thought. Eugh.

Secondly, we have a new contender for the biggest waste of money yet (and there’s some stiff competition in her household). The personalised birthday T-shirt. Which can, by definition, only be worn today and never again. Just why? My husband would see that as a complete waste of money. He still references the “overpriced tat” aka a lovely key ring from Not on the High Street I bought him with our kids’ names engraved and a nice message from them, and at least that’s had 5 years of use. Well, kind of... Make a card, paint a poster together but a T-shirt??!

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

If ever there was a display of someone with too much money it’s when you buy your child a t-shirt with a happy birthday message on from him and the dog.

 

[tattie_bojangles]

*Perry to the party but...

I can’t even with the bath stories. It’s like the only reason that was done was for his “birthday presents” which was code, by the dirty laugh, for sex.

If the only reason you do something for someone else, moreover your wife, is so they’ll shag you, that’s actually grim. Bribing someone for sex? That’s a huge red flag to me, birthday or no birthday.

 

[Astonishing]

Watch the content, cos then we can all still be Tattle trolls together

Hahaha the content is Zoph’s lessons on seduction and the chicken dipper dog hosts his own live work out routines

 

[Katlen12]

So looks like she got him a variety pack of chocolate...it must have been a back of the cupboard find! Big step down from the Audi this year

 

[AC55]

What a let down of a montage, her face didn't appear once, not a single wedding picture either.

Give it time.....

 

[watermelon sugar]

Hahaha the content is Zoph’s lessons on seduction and the chicken dipper dog hosts his own live work out routines

Bringing back Henrys exercise dvd

 

[AC55]

Would you rather...

Have to watch Zoph on Insta day to day giving the worlds most boring content (please vote )

or

watch Vest and Zoph have their birthday sex and they disappear from social media forever and ever and never have to see them again (please vote )

Hehe this is mine and Mr A’s favourite game

because the second option made me heave!