Mrs Hinch #258 Liar liar, pampers on fire, her deflection techniques are bloody dire.

[Poop wonderland]

I think we need to have an unwritten rule never to mention the Henry and Ronnie issue EVER again. We all agree it’s wrong, there’s no doubt about it. But she’s doing it for kicks. So if she won’t protect her son then we should, in the hope that if we stop mentioning it she will get bored and stop filming it as much

Even if we did, she wouldn't stop she's an imbecile and not cleaning anymore she's stuck for content, Husband was at work talking to a mad Hincher yesterday and she said people have no right to tell her what to do with her own child and dog it's her life so let her be, I was bitten badly as a child and I pray Ronnie doesn't have this happen to him.

 

[Cupcakery]

Wasn’t she always banging on about Viakal for the shower screen?

She probably used that before going in with the Fairy + Vileda vac combo

 

[HereForTheComments456]

Morning pastry trolls, I'm thank you.

I've just been to ASDA to get a few last minute things for my hospital bag. I got cereal bars, lip balm, face wipes but I'm kicking myself because I completely forgot to get my favourite butter! What a plank!
I also picked up a book in case I'm in hospital days like I was last time. Not Hinch's may I add. I was pleased to see that none of her books had been picked up from the shelf recently

This was in my local Tesco the other day. I’m sure it hasn’t been recently restocked. Looks like no one wants it lol

 

[mammaof3]

New thread guys with a poll

Mrs Hinch #259 Take my dog for a walk? That'll be 24k please.

Thread and poll suggestion by @Megan29220 - take my dog for a walk? That'll be 24k please. Last thread catch up Can't recall all her shite so feel free to add on but she is boring so I wouldn't bother. Friday Cleaned her shower then had an orgasm over an Usher song. Went to the tip and threw...

tattle.life

 

[Jamiehinchnot]

God this creature is hella predictable

Why was the audio so distorted too? Probably got her thong in a twist from reading from a card so many times.

Hold off on that acting career flower

 

[Angelardn]

Finally Henry was free

 

[Whatsallthis]

Please correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t recall ever seeing Henry with a toy.
I’ve never seen her buy anything in a Hinch Haul for him (with the exception of treats), when she cleans his bed there’s food in there but never a toy, and whenever we see him sat around he’s just sat there, not chewing on anything or sat with a teddy. I find it odd, she must have been sent tonnes of gifted toys for Henry but I’ve never seen any of them lying around.

I know we don’t see everything about her life so perhaps that’s why, or perhaps I’m just mistaken and we have been shown them.

I’m a bit behind so someone might’ve already said this but back in the early days she used to buy quite a bit for him. He even had a drawer which then progressed to an ottoman style thing for them to be kept in. However, haven’t seen anything for him since way before Ronnie arrived.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

She might be on the coke. It would explain why she is stick thin and eats crap. And her weird thousand yard stare....

She was sniffing in that story

 

[9Pine]

My dog has kibble and he doesn’t eat it all on one go, he wouldn’t choose to eat it at all if he knew he was going to get that load of crap either! Its not as exciting

Exactly. It’s like giving kids veg but letting them have their pudding before they’ve finished their dinner.

 

[Georgethecat]

Nicer eyebrows here and she looks pretty but what is the exposed shoulder all about. So many times, even at the zoo with SS, theres a boney shoulder flopped out for the camera. I just don't get it.

Wow, she looks ill from this angle, such a tiny frame. No idea where she is getting fat soph from as she's absolutely tiny. Even before her gastric band she was just a normal size. Madness, serious issues.

 

[Instagramstalker101]

So in one chapter she talks about villas and going back to Disney and Disney Florida and even a dream holiday to Africa for a safari
FEW CHAPTERS LATER we would love a motorhome we viewed some and they where amazing we could holiday all around the uk forget luxury holidays around the world SAME CHAPTER we would love to buy a villa abroad so family can go on holiday and stay there and we could pack up and go anytime
And now she can’t believe she is in the position to be able to buy a second home!!
And this sheep is a woman you say doesn’t get paid a lot for what she does OPEN YOUR EYES
Hope this book has made them seriously question her

When did she say about being able to buy a second home? I haven’t bought the book I couldn’t think of anything worse

 

[Turmericandsweetpotat]

I love Gemma x

But too pink for me

 

[Diddy88]

You would like to presume the baby gate is shut so Henry can’t go to his actual bedroom to chill, so he needs somewhere downstairs. And the fact he’s cornered under that worktop by Ron isn’t ideal either

They don't have a stair gate on the bottom of the stairs but made such a big fuss of the handmade one at the top ......

 

[fannysjohnny]

It’s pouring with rain here. What’s the weather like in Maldonia?

It's clouding over a little now but it's been bright and chilly x

 

[Islandhoppin]

I used to like Stacy too...before Hinch came along and now she has changed?
She has started to 'advertise' more, she didnt care much about selling before now its everyday.....I have also noticed she is mentioning 'trolls' a lot more too before she would laugh it all off (as you should) now she seems vengeful?
In my opinion it seems "nice relatable family and good Mum Stace" is being "influenced" too??

I agree 100% and it is such a shame

 

[Jg182]

I know nothing about dogs, I’ve never had a dog... but this is just fucking weird to me. A dog loosing it because she left for 10 minutes.

My dogs always done it... defiantly doesn’t have seperation anxiety (we have a pet cam and she falls asleep within seconds of us going out)
She even does it if just one of us goes out and comes back.
She gets very excited and rolls over about 20 times, turns in circles before laying on her belly for a rub....I love it, makes me feel like I’m loved haha

 

[kettlekitten]

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Where have her eyebrows gone? Please tell me, those ones she wears in the day she doesn’t physically draw them on like that and think they actually look nice

Oh yeah they’ve gone ! How strange!!

Why is she feeding this dog to death? Mine get a small breakfast, dinner and the occasional after walk treat and that’s it!! I feel so sorry for Henry
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[Emmalou22]

I honestly don't think hadsomzz has a bad bone in his body he will know can't touch the ronz as mumma wouldn't be happy.. The dogs not stupid keep her sweet he gets a treat

 

[WickedWendy]

Is it just me or does vestlife give off horrible creepy perv vibes when he talks about her

He totally does, it's so cringe.

 

[Rambler92]

Tbh her house doesn't even look super clean to me.

Exactly. Considering neither work and this is her "job"