Mrs Hinch #259 Take my dog for a walk? That'll be 24k please.

[mammaof3]

Thread and poll suggestion by @Megan29220 - take my dog for a walk? That'll be 24k please.


Last thread catch up
Can't recall all her shite so feel free to add on but she is boring so I wouldn't bother.
Friday
Cleaned her shower then had an orgasm over an Usher song.
Went to the tip and threw away a brick.
Put up a poll for her dinner suggestion but never came back with the result.
Speculation is they have pissed off to a hotel for Inch's birthday and are using pre records.
Saturday
zzzzz
She took the dog for a walk.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

Nasty post about Tulisa on her personal IG account.

Mrs Hinch Wiki

Mrs. Hinch aka Sophie Hinchliffe, aged 34, (16 February 1990) is a saleswoman who had a successful sales career in Romford . She started an Instagram account, sought out and then signed to the biggest social media influencer agency in Europe to put her in contact with brands and earn tens of...

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For new members.

Kate to the party, nusty people and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.

 

[Allthevest20]

That poll was more of a "what would you think had the least risk of killing you off"

 

[watermelon sugar]

Omg I got another thread suggestion? I might start charging 24k a post at this rate. Also love that my poll idea happened i voted waffle maker concoctions the best out of a bad bunch,

 

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

Oranges probably went straight in the bin for that peel and pointless content

 

[mgh727]

Judging anyone that chooses egg parcels with turmeric over a good old waffle concoction

 

[calmyourritas]

Who is voting for tinned chicken pie please

 

[Mrsstaff]

She'll use those orange skins as christmas tags. What a laugh, she does realise they'll be all curled and bad within days doesn't she!

 

[Stacymanningdempsey]

It’s the over emotional song choice with the video of pure shite for me

 

[Tui]

Highway Code states: “When in a vehicle make sure dogs or other animals are suitably restrained so they cannot distract you while you are driving or injure you, or themselves, if you stop quickly. A seat belt harness, pet carrier, dogcage or dog guard are ways of restraining animals in cars.”

Doesn’t look like she is following the rules.
Does this mean she put Henry unrestrained in the back seat next to Ronnie’s car seat? What the duck?!

 

[Pastry troll]

Those orange tags will be mouldy by the time the weekend is over. Ffs. Seen it all now .

 

[Palms]

Judging anyone that chooses egg parcels with turmeric over a good old waffle concoction

Oh no! I've never seen her egg parcels so naively assumed that must be the best out of the bunch..

 

[taperjeangirl42]

Am I missing something with the orange stars? How the duck could you use them as gift tags? Wouldn’t they just shrivel up in like a day?

 

[Sazz1006]

Who is voting for tinned chicken pie please

Meeeeeeeee as I don’t like eggs which feature in most of the others but I would make sure it was ‘not just any tinned chicken but M&S tinned chicken’.

 

[9Pine]

So, if Fat Henry is on the new carpet mat on the back seat, and Ron is in his car seat, also in the back, what if Henry goes for Ron? How can they watch them?

Henry needs to be in the boot behind a dog guard where he can’t put muddy paws on the seat.

 

[AreYouHavinAGiraffe]

Highway Code states: “When in a vehicle make sure dogs or other animals are suitably restrained so they cannot distract you while you are driving or injure you, or themselves, if you stop quickly. A seat belt harness, pet carrier, dogcage or dog guard are ways of restraining animals in cars.”

Doesn’t look like she is following the rules.
Does this mean she put Henry unrestrained in the back seat next to Ronnie’s car seat? What the duck?!

Why can’t the fat bastard go in the boot? That’s what range rovers were designed for....

 

[Moobiemoo]

I spent ages trying to decide I chose sausages as perhaps they would be cooked if not soggy

 

[Sneakymum101]

“I love using my platform to share things that I highly rate” yeah for 24k I bet you do

 

[calmyourritas]

Meeeeeeeee as I don’t like eggs which feature in most of the others but I would make sure it was ‘not just any tinned chicken but M&S tinned chicken’.

In that case I will let you off atv

 

[londonlife24]

I’m really confused.
Whats with the bits of old orange on bits of string? And she’s gonna use them as Christmas gift tags? Why would you hang old mouldy orange peel off a Christmas present?
Have I missed something?

 

[boredhousewife29]

So, if Fat Henry is on the new carpet mat on the back seat, and Ron is in his car seat, also in the back, what if Henry goes for Ron? How can they watch them?

Henry needs to be in the boot behind a dog guard where he can’t put muddy paws on the seat.

Yes but there's no sponsored post for a dog guard so in the back he goes
Henry would never do anything to Ronald... They're bruvvaz