Mrs Hinch #256 Just have a bowl of Cheerios and buzz off

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Handsomezz

Fuck me, I thought an overweight lion has escaped from the zoo with the size of it! It's just Henry!
 
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Gardengirl

So now he's being encouraged to hit the dog. If he's ever allowed out if the pushchair, he could go wandering up to any strange dog thinking he can poke & prod them. Not all dogs are as lethargic and seemingly good natured as Henry......
 
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Red Squirrel

She’s just cleaned his high chair! BINGO
 
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Gardengirl

My Xmas tree goes up about 10 days before Xmas and comes down 1st Jan. By then I'm fed up with it!
 
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DipsyDoodle

Imagine you'd seen her on This Morning or heard her on the radio the other week, and they always call her a "cleaning sensation" or whatever, and you think you could probably do with some tips or a bit of a routine for your housework so you go and look at her profile. You look at her grid and there's fuck all to do with cleaning, but you notice the ring showing she has stories so you have a look at those. The dog almost taking the kid's fingers off, some ridiculous made up shite with pastry for lunch, some random old lady filter and throwing her husband's flip flops out the door. You'd think "WTF" and click off, never to return.
 
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katesbess

Well done Tattle we did it again!
We told her she wasn't doing her highchair enough and look at this morning stories... done high chair.
Well done guyyyyyyys,we really are in charge of her page. We're making such a success of our Hinch page guysssssss. I can't believe we got such an amazing following who are watching what we're telling a woman to do to clean her house! We really are a success guuuuuys. We are all worth 20 million pounds. Because of course she hasn't read here since 2019.
 
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GBB

mgh727 said:
Just a catch up reminder that Mrs Hinch is married to Essex’s answer and clone of Tom Hardy according to her book
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In her fluffy one brain cell yes but someone here got it right saying he looks so much like David Gest. He really does!
 
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mgh727

Can someone please tell me what is suddenly up with these inspirational quotes?! She’s pissing me off something rotten with them, um Soph, pandemic, and you seem like a right patronising wanker, really hope any greater Manchester residents don’t read that after their lives have just been flipped upside down, same with the scousers who are in Tier 3
 
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Just_Looking_

I would be so sick of the decorations come December, I love Christmas but there’s a limit
 
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Blockedbyadmin

Have we ever seen her descaling her kettle or her iron? When was the last time she did her washing machine drawer or talked about keeping her machine healthy to avoid mould build up?

Come in Hinchy give me a bingo
 
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