Mrs Hinch #256 Just have a bowl of Cheerios and buzz off

[DipsyDoodle]

If I see Jamie modelling a pampers superhero nappy pant I will delete Instagram forever.

Hen would fill it better

 

[GiraffeGal]

I don’t disagree with this at all. I hope it didn’t seem like I was dismissing the rule break, that absolutely wasn’t my intention, I was just trying understand why they were lying about the dates.

Unless, they thought back in September we didn’t have to socially distance...

But not socially distancing is a fucking huge issue.its every little rule break like that that's why we are here

 

[DipsyDoodle]

This is my favourite View attachment 282580

It's so cold and impersonal.

 

[Chirpy]

How insulting, thinking people are too dumb to notice.

This is what gets me, it’s a complete insult to the intelligence of their followers. I hope loads of them have noticed that none of it adds up!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Bet that spare room will need a good febreezeing what with the old lady farts and over powering white musk perfume

Or as my son used to say his granny stank of TCP and pish Just as well she had a sense of humour

 

[PatsyK]

Have any of you tattlers ever actually called her fat??? She’s like a stick insect

Nope, if anything people have showed concern at how skinny she was

 

[watermelon sugar]

Oi my dad does this! But dads a proper man, a rough and tumble hard working man. With tanned legs and working man hands.

I bet your Dad is a delight! I'm sure he gets away with it, unlike Jamie!

 

[Asparagus123]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but as far as I’m aware even in September we still had to maintain social distancing indoors? Unless the other people were in your social bubble, ie one single households to one other household? View attachment 282857

Yes we have been since lockdown

 

[Itsallaboutmememe]

Imagine wanting a pat on the back for loading the dishwasher.
This morning I had a wee guys, please can you tell me well done. Thanks

Well done
have a pat on the head!
(please take that in the tone I intended!)

my son put his coffee mug in the dishwasher this morning and wanted a clap (he was trying to wind me up)
i told him he could put his juice glass,bowl,spoon and side plate in there too and count himself lucky I bought it all in for him!

not a chance in hell have I brought up a child to grow into hinch (He’s 20 with a dog of his own)
she’ll get ma barker to wipe her arse next-in between all the breast feeding she does

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I never use bleach I hate the smell

Same here. I use Tesco's equivalent of 'Toilet Duck' to clean my toilets. There's a bottle of bleach there but it's only used to clean the loo in the event of vomiting/diarrhoea.

 

[Mumlife2020]

She almost seems annoyed that he won’t nap. Babies of his age don’t usually need so many naps throughout the day. Doesn’t she understand that as they get older their routines will change?

My little one is a couple of weeks older than him & has been on one lunchtime nap for about 2 months. I’m a first time mum also but how can she be so clueless?! I think I speak for a big majority of mums when I say your baby’s routine and sleep literally rule your life for their first year?!

 

[DipsyDoodle]

That date is etched in my mind because of that monstrosity we should have our own party every year on 29 September and eat our spaghetti out of a mug

That's my daughter's birthday, this year we got a takeaway curry but maybe next year I'll cook her up a right treat

 

[Fun&games]

Why is Ronnie dressed as Wonder Woman?

I thought that too- super woman

 

[chlophia2505]

Normally I can get over the 'you've got this' 'have a good day' shit she sprouts. But it's three years since my mum passed away, normally I just get stupidly drunk all day but I'm full of cold and don't feel like drink. Today's going to be shit and I know there's people who are in a worse position daily, and some of those are likely her followers.

Sending tattle love x

 

[Eliza144]

I’m only noticing the state of her eyebrows! Has she had Botox or work done to make them soooo high?!

 

[Eat more cake]

We still had nice ish weather in September so why the fury boots ?

Thats her equivalent of flip flops.

 

[blob1234]

I think I did one or two of her ‘this or that’ until I realised she’s only done it to up her engagement FFS

Not surprised, her content has been boring

 

[Rambler92]

Funny how she has cut back in fattening up

As well as never showing us Ronnies bedtime routine she has also never showed us cleaning his high chair. Now considering they are a cess
pit of crusty food and you clean the bloody thing three times a day (grrrrr) there’s some content right there.

Awaits upload tomorrow of high chair cleaning routine.

She listened!

 

[GBB]

She looks like Ferne McCann in these photos!

 

[This.is.me]

The washing machine drawer! I’m actually weak. She must have someone reading here

what do you mean? She hasnt been on here for over a year? She said so herself so it must be true it’s a just an absolute pure coincidence that all her best material comes from tattle