Mrs Hinch #253 As long as I got me and me, Fleecing my sheep with each two faced scheme

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I don't think even us in the UK have a clue what's going on
She'll be going into tier 2, no mixing of households. Though we all know she'll be breaking the rules and visiting ma barker still
Best thing to do is go on the Gov.Uk website and have a look there. It’s all very confusing xx
 
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One day long long ago Soph took Rondon to tesco, they went straight to the salad aisle and bought a Tomato.
Later that day she was desperately looking for some content for the Gram, when she suddenly remembered she hadn't shown her haul to her shoppers So off she went to collect her Tomato!!!

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Hi ho hi ho its off to tesco you go, and come back to show us you bought a tomato!!
 
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Who doesn't plan where they are going? Surely you need to know what direction you are driving in? She's such a fool.
 
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We know she reads on here, oh sorry, not since 2019, she must see the comments or someone does, it kinda makes me think she’s now doing on purpose??
 
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I can’t stop laughing whenever I read cling on niece that along with jabba the mutt and ma Jarreth are some of my faves that just have me howling
 
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Is she chuff going to a country park for a “stroll and a hot drink” 100% off to Ma Barkers for Hot Choc and a hair stroke the absolute melt! Me and my other half were pissing ourselves at the “tomato of desperation” as we call it...I think you’d def need to give your head a wobble if you’re so void of content for the ‘gram you’re having to resort to lying to your Grinchers about stuff you’ve bought in the fresh produce aisle
 
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Guyshhhh! You’ll never guess who we bumped into at the cuntry park! Only my bloody Ma, sister and the cling on! What a coincidence!! I don’t know how these things happen! Silly me
Here's an idea Soph, why don't you stay indoors since you were displaying flu like symptoms less than 14 days ago?
 
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Doesn’t she have that football thing today or is that cancelled now coz they are in tier 2?
That’s tomorrow. Will be fun if she still has the audacity to show her face at it. Especially after last weeks shit show, followed by her having Covid symptoms and completely ignoring them. Seriously how can anyone be arsed to represent this bitch? She is such a liability
 
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I mean she is quite literally never alone with her own car. And basically never drives herself anywhere
Oh I think she’s ridiculous, but I don’t like The perspective that if she’s SO anxious she should be anxious about everything. She’s just full of shit as per
 
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I would have thought having symptoms means isolation, isnt that were you don't go out AT ALL or have I got it wrong?
And why does she have to flower everything up, why say a country park why not say a play park for R to run around? Having STATUS (babyballers words) does not make you immune from normal parks
 
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Anyone else sick of only being able to find grey and silver stuff to put in there houses. I’ve just been to dunelm and the range to see if I can find bits to make my front room look less shit but thanks to hinch and her brain dead drones you can literally find stuff in white, grey or silver with maybe a bit of pink and gold thrown in for good measure. They do realise there are other colours right? We all don’t want to live in souless show homes. I can’t wait until this grey phase is over.
 
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A big big thank you to your mum She’s a real life angel
 
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