Mrs Hinch #249 J you’ve exceeded your poo time allocation; where’s my ice cream validation

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Full version is - Tap tap tap you’ve exceeded your poo time allocation; where’s my ice cream with my much needed validation



BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

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Last thread catch up


The pastry trolls discussed who would win a fight between The Stinky & The Grinch.
Even though both are liars & sly fuckers it was deemed SS would win as she is from Dagenham and Soph is a village princess, but we gave credit to Ma Barker as she would give Soph some dirty tactics.
Tuesday
She said yesterday there were more interviews to do but no idea what they are yet.
Late stories were posted, she showed her weekly but now ‘whenever’ Hinch list.
The reveal of the HB haul was, well a let-down, I wouldn’t have bothered.
Ron was treated to some noodle bowls for lunch and afterwards, he played with his doll that was #gifted oops the company then changed their mind, she is still amazing though.
Her patio threshold was spot painted.
That’s all the cleaning sensation on £24k+vat a post has done today.
Sorry, I tell a lie, she then came on to plug a P&G product, she got her money today then. 💸💸
Today was national cerebral palsy awareness day and you wear green, after reading Tattle (remember she hasn’t been here since 2019) she posted a video zoom call to @katiesteel126. But we saw no green clothing worn?

Wednesday .So far the shite she has done today.
Ron fed Hen, it’s fing Groundhog Day in the Hinch household.
She showed her fans what she is to do today, .. empty the stair basket, tidy the toys, answer emails, wipe the kitchen, put washing away and then make the beds, her day is sooo hectic.
They went for a stroll to her mums.
She desperately tried flocking the dead horse that is her Rose Wonderland.
Made a raw looking puff pastry pizza plait.
Then added a swipe up for her Shark handheld. Did a quick cleanup of the mirror & toaster
Some more freebies arrived 1001 carpet fresh which she then used before going to see her mum the park.. Sad sack
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.

For new members.

Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
 
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Does Fred Vest regularly soil himself on the carpets? Because I can’t think of any other reason to spray your carpets like that? Is it just me guyzzzz? Should I be spraying my carpets? I’m only 33 just learning guys ATV
 
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Does Fred Vest regularly soil himself on the carpets? Because I can’t think of any other reason to spray your carpets like that? Is it just me guyzzzz? Should I be spraying my carpets? I’m only 33 just learning guys ATV
that family eat a lot of eggs so I imagine the carpet farts are intense
 
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duck me sidewayszzzzzzz.. how many ads she done today and how much has she have to have made today alone 😂😂 I’m fuming. It’s just ads now.she Don’t care for the whole hunching aspect Anymore. Utter idiot
I am a specialist nurse looking after children with life limiting diagnoses and on call when a child is at the end of their life. I have trained for years and years and have a Masters degree and years of nursing experience. Yet this witch sprays her carpets with unnecessary chemical tit, does 4 stories and is paid more for that than I do in a year. I know it was my choice to pursue the career I have and not a single nurse goes into it for the money but the disparity between any job that gives back to the community and some stupid airhead who contributes LITERALLY NOTHING TO ANYBODY makes me fumez
 
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Child and pet friendly guyyzzz!

Then sprays it in an area where her child and pet are nowhere near

Clever
 
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Just got in from work guyzzzzzz. An actual job instead of bleeping about spraying foam on my carpets.
I think the thing that has offended me most today is Jaymeh's outfit 🤢
 
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Isn't it strange... Egging everyone who's watching your story want to have the whole collection. We see you Mrs Hinch HUNNEY!!! GET A LOIYFE!
 
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Omg when did she start using them kitchen cloths? Fuming i recently bought them and I purposely don’t buy anything she promotes! 😡 thought she was minky
 
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Does Fred Vest regularly soil himself on the carpets? Because I can’t think of any other reason to spray your carpets like that? Is it just me guyzzzz? Should I be spraying my carpets? I’m only 33 just learning guys ATV
NO!
surely that’s got to be a fire risk. Imagine if, god forbid, they had a fire? It would be one huge fireball with all those chemicals. 🤬
 
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Does Fred Vest regularly soil himself on the carpets? Because I can’t think of any other reason to spray your carpets like that? Is it just me guyzzzz? Should I be spraying my carpets? I’m only 33 just learning guys ATV
No don’t do it I have used ones similar and I find it leaves the carpet or rug whichever sticky and everything sticks to it 😂😂
 
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I am a specialist nurse looking after children with life limiting diagnoses and on call when a child is at the end of their life. I have trained for years and years and have a Masters degree and years of nursing experience. Yet this witch sprays her carpets with unnecessary chemical tit, does 4 stories and is paid more for that than I do in a year. I know it was my choice to pursue the career I have and not a single nurse goes into it for the money but the disparity between any job that gives back to the community and some stupid airhead who contributes LITERALLY NOTHING TO ANYBODY makes me fumez
I've worked in the NHS as a nurse for almost 38 years. Never once have I done it for the money. I do it because I care about people and I know what I do makes a huge difference to the lives I touch. I know you feel exactly the same. What really rattles my cage is how these so called influencers make millions of pounds simply by advertising because that's all it is and if it all disappeared tomorrow the world would keep turning. If nurses however were to disappear tomorrow the world would be in a severe state of turmoil. It's high time Instagram and similar platforms were correctly regulated and these disparities brought more to the attention of a wider audience. Xx
 
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No Soph hun, you are not strange, actually you're a complete controlling dullard that thinks by writing that kinda 'cute' crap that it makes you quirky...let's be honest you just love the freebies. But not to worry you just make the most of it as i am praying your fame hungry arse time on insta will be over soon!!
 
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Wow nothing important to say but I just cant believe she has 249 threads, but still carries on the way she does! Havent interacted in here for ages cause I cant keep up, but this many threads on 1 person speaks volumes!!
 
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No Soph hun, you are not strange, actually you're a complete controlling dullard that thinks by writing that kinda 'cute' crap that it makes you quirky...let's be honest you just love the freebies. But not to worry you just make the most of it as i am praying your fame hungry arse time on insta will be over soon!!

Let’s manifest her downfall 😂
 
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