I hadnt read that snippet of her book
not even read her interview yet! Sounds like a bad trashy novel
The 2 months of Ronnies life it was great. I didnt even realise I had a baby because Jamie did everything. Then when he turned 8 weeks old I realised 'what the
duck? There's a baby here?'
'There's a baby here!' I screamed. 'Where the bloody hell did he come from?'
'Hes been here for 2 months!' Jamie replied
'No hes not! It's just been me, you and our first born Henry!'
'You're acting crazy'
'DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT WORD!!!!!!!' I picked up my nearby glass jar of boiling hot water from the kettle mixed with Zoflora and lobbed it at the wall