Mrs Hinch #237 Accepting free pastry like a greedy pig while using it as a tattle dig

[mammaof3]

Waiting for Hen to go to bed then I can settle.

Hurry up Saint Sophie of Maldooon.

 

[BeeHappy]

Right I'm back to being a Next Level Tattle Troll. Accidentally underlined.

I've half a mind to go the the supermarket now and destroy the certain pastry brands display.

I was in Tesco this morning and saw her list book on the shelf. I was going to put some thing more worthy in front of it to hide it (maybe a biography of a serial killer?!) but there was a member of staff lurking and I thought I might get told off!

 

[Babooshka]

Oh my good god, can you imagine the absolute SCENES in the Hinch house over the last few hours?

Pastry arrives in the morning and soph is wetter than an otters pocket that months of blatantly looking for a collab with JusRoll may finally be coming to fruition.

Fizzing with excitement she tells Jaymeh to stick Ronseal behind the sofa because she simply can't wait any longer to take numerous stories of her newly acquired beg. With Ron suitably confined to his sofa prison, she starts binning all of her other food and manically cleaning the fridge in preparation for all of her new pastry to take centre stage. Jaymeh is delighted, knowing it will be a talc neck kind of evening as nothing gets Soph more excited than getting a bunch of free tit she doesn't need or deserve. After much deliberation and careful consideration, she finally picks a shelf for the pastry. She spends an hour or so gazing at the open fridge, wasting electricity and not giving a duck, with a lump in her throat unable to take it all in. How did lil ol' me from the village get here?!

Ronseal is briefly freed from the prison couch for his 10th nap of the day. Soph and Jaymeh pop out to the pub garden for a fag and a scroll through tattle.

It quickly becomes apparant that all is not well. The pastry trolls have taken their trolling to a new level and are not happy. Suddenly, her DMs start popping. Messages are coming in thick and fast telling her what a tone deaf, greedy and selfish boot she is for accepting and gloating about free food when so many people can't feed themselves due to the global pandemic. Soph cries to Jaymeh - why can't people just be kond?!?! She lights up another fag, clawing her neck and screaming at Jaymeh to fix it for her. Jaymeh rushes through to the kitchen and reappears with a carved ice cream for soph about what a boss babe she is. She's hysterical now and throws the ice cream at Hen who is waiting for his pre dinner snack. Jaymeh realises this isn't going to be fixed with ice cream so hatches a cunning plan.

She posts the Instagram story asking where she can donate food. Jaymeh cautions her that people might see through the bullshit Saint act and work out she's never donated to a food bank in her life. Soph laughs and reminds Jaymeh her barmy army carved an image of their second born out of mashed potato's. They're not calling her out.

Sadly for the Hinch's, they do get called out. Its time to pull out the big guns. This is a code red situation. Soph chucks some raw pastry at Ron and Hen telling them to make their own tea but warning them they better film it for the gram. With that, Soph and Jaymeh grab some tins from the cupboard, shove them in a bag for life and hot tail it to the audi they never bought. Speeding through the village of Maldon, Jaymeh frantically looks for a foodbank. Sophs wailing out the car window clawing her neck and screaming at Jaymeh THIS NEEDS TO LOOK AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE FOR THE GRAM.

Suddenly, they see a church. Jaymeh skids to a halt and Soph gets ready to film. They're saved. Soph jumps out the car, lobs an Iceland bag at the front steps and they breathe a heavy sigh of relief. Sophs reputation has been saved, the trolls have been defeated once more and best of all - she still has a fridge of gifted pastry.

And the Oscar goes to.....,,,

this is brilliant. Can we cast Peter Kay to play all the characters. This is comedy gold. i fuckin love this. . Mashed potato baby .

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

I’m calling BINGO on a 3am woe is me can’t sleep post!! I’m still raging & she’s still a bleep!

 

[Cleanfreak]

I do wonder what she’d do if tattle went silent....

Seems a good way to commemorate a memoir launch

 

[Hello2020]

And the Oscar goes to.....,,,

this is brilliant. Can we cast Peter Kay to play all the characters. This is comedy gold. i fuckin love this. . Mashed potato baby .

Honestly - mashed potato baby will forever have a special place in my heart

 

[I_love_itttt]

The next tit will be that even though their Angel of Maldon donated to a food bank she got slagged off by trolls
There willl be loads of loving messages on her videos praising her whilst she sits faking sadness about how she can’t do right for doing wrong
Cue picture of Sir Shouts a lot and Won Won playing in a field with fatty in the background bothering a squirrel or something when they were happy on their recent £5,000 holiday before the food bank/Jus Rol publicity disaster with ‘my heroes’ written next to it and the sound of Bette Midler in the background singing “ wind beneath my wings”

 

[RandomMess]

Is hunbelievable a website, insta or a FB page?

 

[Wee Boujee Hobbit]

Not caught up yet but didn't Stacey have the same load of JusRol in her fridge today? Have they both been gifted the same bag? Also wtf is up with hinches eyebrows. She looks like that bleep off Lazy Town.

 

[rosalierae]

They’ve turned off comments on Hunbelievable about her latest post. I’m dead

I’d love to know how many people on there are pastry trolls

Is hunbelievable a website, insta or a FB page?

FB

 

[JamiesWillyHillBalance]

Calm down Soph! One bag?! Let’s not go nuts and spoil these people eh babe!
It wouldn’t have looked so disingenuous if you’d at least left it a couple of days after getting ripped apart on here to pull the food bank stunt.
I truly can’t even think of something to compare your morals to. You are vile!!

Love that there was only like one pack of pastry as well probably one nearing its best before date that she cleared out of her fridge ffs. Total greedy cow!

 

[Peonyhushxo]

Just watched PB’s Uh duh list highlight, incredible

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Is hunbelievable a website, insta or a FB page?

FB

 

[Moobiemoo]

Not gonna lie but if I was Hinch reading this I would be pissing myself!!

I keep reading this and still laughing

 

[Jenniet]

They’ve turned off comments on Hunbelievable about her latest post. I’m dead

The comments can’t have lasted long haha I don’t know why they turned them off tho

 

[RandomMess]

I’d love to know how many people on there are pastry trolls


FB

Found it! Thank you!

 

[Wee blether]

Is hunbelievable a website, insta or a FB page?

Fb page, I asked to join and they blocked me

 

[Meeeeeeeeeeeee]

p = is opposite of ugly
b = opposite of sharp

Thank you

 

[Emily1604]

She’s a poor excuse for a human being. Calling out the “pastry trolls” whilst lauding over the jusrol “surprise”, when she’s been acting like a beggarload all this time, vying for their attention. She’s a little witch with them fly away eyebrows, looking like a mad person high on spliff. And a stingy witch for that poor excuse of a donation. Old money, rich people don’t brag about giving to the needy, they just do it, sometimes on the downlow. Does she want a coke and a smile for that tit show?! Div. Rant over.

 

[hinchlighting]

THIS WOMAN WOULD EAT HERSELF IF SHE WAS A JUS-ROL!!

Who needs to ask their IG followers where a food bank is????
She has a PR/management team FFS!!!!

Donate (more) privately you greedy bastard, you don’t need people licking your arse.

You spend money on shite from ebay every week.
You should be a frequent donater to the food bank and at a scale that you are on first names terms with them.

You have shown yourself right up today.

Absolutely can not stand this false fake bullshitter.