this is my favourite post ive ever seen in my history of being a vile jealous troll. Reading this and pissing my keksOh my good god, can you imagine the absolute SCENES in the Hinch house over the last few hours?
Pastry arrives in the morning and soph is wetter than an otters pocket that months of blatantly looking for a collab with JusRoll may finally be coming to fruition.
Fizzing with excitement she tells Jaymeh to stick Ronseal behind the sofa because she simply can't wait any longer to take numerous stories of her newly acquired beg. With Ron suitably confined to his sofa prison, she starts binning all of her other food and manically cleaning the fridge in preparation for all of her new pastry to take centre stage. Jaymeh is delighted, knowing it will be a talc neck kind of evening as nothing gets Soph more excited than getting a bunch of free tit she doesn't need or deserve. After much deliberation and careful consideration, she finally picks a shelf for the pastry. She spends an hour or so gazing at the open fridge, wasting electricity and not giving a duck, with a lump in her throat unable to take it all in. How did lil ol' me from the village get here?!
Ronseal is briefly freed from the prison couch for his 10th nap of the day. Soph and Jaymeh pop out to the pub garden for a fag and a scroll through tattle.
It quickly becomes apparant that all is not well. The pastry trolls have taken their trolling to a new level and are not happy. Suddenly, her DMs start popping. Messages are coming in thick and fast telling her what a tone deaf, greedy and selfish boot she is for accepting and gloating about free food when so many people can't feed themselves due to the global pandemic. Soph cries to Jaymeh - why can't people just be kond?!?! She lights up another fag, clawing her neck and screaming at Jaymeh to fix it for her. Jaymeh rushes through to the kitchen and reappears with a carved ice cream for soph about what a boss babe she is. She's hysterical now and throws the ice cream at Hen who is waiting for his pre dinner snack. Jaymeh realises this isn't going to be fixed with ice cream so hatches a cunning plan.
She posts the Instagram story asking where she can donate food. Jaymeh cautions her that people might see through the bullshit Saint act and work out she's never donated to a food bank in her life. Soph laughs and reminds Jaymeh her barmy army carved an image of their second born out of mashed potato's. They're not calling her out.
Sadly for the Hinch's, they do get called out. Its time to pull out the big guns. This is a code red situation. Soph chucks some raw pastry at Ron and Hen telling them to make their own tea but warning them they better film it for the gram. With that, Soph and Jaymeh grab some tins from the cupboard, shove them in a bag for life and hot tail it to the audi they never bought. Speeding through the village of Maldon, Jaymeh frantically looks for a foodbank. Sophs wailing out the car window clawing her neck and screaming at Jaymeh THIS NEEDS TO LOOK AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE FOR THE GRAM.
Suddenly, they see a church. Jaymeh skids to a halt and Soph gets ready to film. They're saved. Soph jumps out the car, lobs an Iceland bag at the front steps and they breathe a heavy sigh of relief. Sophs reputation has been saved, the trolls have been defeated once more and best of tall - she still has a fridge of gifted pastry.
Mrs Hinch #237 Accepting free pastry like a greedy pig while using it as a tattle dig
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this is my favourite post ive ever seen in my history of being a vile jealous troll. Reading this and pissing my keks
Always one 
must know Zoph personally from her place of work
must know Zoph personally from her place of workAttachments
I am never going to complain about the height of my high flying brows again.
Her's look like semaphore for c**t.
Her's look like semaphore for c**t.
Can’t believe she’s got chuffing disgusting Elmlea, ‘Buttermilk (Milk) (86%), Vegetable Oils in varying proportions (Palm, Rapeseed) (13%), Stabilisers (E412, E410, E407), Buttermilk Powder (Milk), Emulsifier (E475), Colour (E160a)’
Can’t she afford proper cream to pour on her raw pastry concoctions?
That bag was nothing more than a rush through her cupboards and grabbing whatever her hands found first! I'd be amazed if Vest wasn't hit in the face by a flying tin of spaghetti!
They’ve turned off comments on Hunbelievable about her latest post. I’m dead 
“ I don’t normally share when I donate” apart from every bloody time she puts the cheapest dog food in the food bin outside the supermarket. Lying fugly witch. Fugly by nature and by face. I don’t normally pick on appearance, I think it’s cruel. But she is deliberately ruining her face on purpose so now I feel it’s acceptable to have a dig out of it. She looks ridiculous. Yes you maleficent!!
Jus-rol followers have gone from 12.7k to 13.4 since her story. Fuming.
Just going to drop this here....
Sophie, please don't pretend you donate on a regular basis and that you don't advertise that you do because you can't win. You advertised the fact you donated 6 tins of dog food twice, in the bins in your local supermarket. My guess is that is about all you have done, up until tonight. You have not only read here but my guess is lots of your hinchers have messaged you saying the same about how tough things are for people right now and you have panicked and thrown random things from your cupboards into a bag. You had a list of things food banks need, why not wait until tomorrow and get multiples of those?
One of my best friends, through lockdown, delivered food parcels to people in our community, she volunteers for our local community centre which is based in quite a poor part of our town. I wouldn't say she was cute and what she did was cute, id say she is bloody hard working, big hearted human being. She is a single mum of two and put those less fortunate than herself ahead of her own needs.
Also to the poster who said that they and their boys make Turkey baps for the homeless at christmas, omg, that made me cry!!! Amazing xx
One of my best friends, through lockdown, delivered food parcels to people in our community, she volunteers for our local community centre which is based in quite a poor part of our town. I wouldn't say she was cute and what she did was cute, id say she is bloody hard working, big hearted human being. She is a single mum of two and put those less fortunate than herself ahead of her own needs.
Also to the poster who said that they and their boys make Turkey baps for the homeless at christmas, omg, that made me cry!!! Amazing xx
She'd have to jus rol out a load of pre recorded crapSoph wouldn’t have any content for the day as we basically write that page
Clearly the first time she has ever visited a food bank as she would know you can’t donate fridge items.
the audacity of this barefaced lie is actually shocking -sophie if only you had the humility and capability of feeling ashamed of yourself, you are foul mate
She doesn’t usually bother me too much but tonight has taken the piss.
We know for a fact she doesn’t donate because she would write it on her hInCh LiStSsSsSsS and food shopping lists but as usual they’re all about me me me just like everything in her life
She’s clearly not very aware of the world around her but I’d really like to think this makes her see she literally offers NOTHING to society other than trying to make money from people buying things they don’t need. In these current times it’s just horrible to watch and I think more people are realising that.
She comes across very self absorbed and there’s just no room for that in the world we’re living in at the moment. Greedy woman.
We know for a fact she doesn’t donate because she would write it on her hInCh LiStSsSsSsS and food shopping lists but as usual they’re all about me me me just like everything in her life
She’s clearly not very aware of the world around her but I’d really like to think this makes her see she literally offers NOTHING to society other than trying to make money from people buying things they don’t need. In these current times it’s just horrible to watch and I think more people are realising that.
She comes across very self absorbed and there’s just no room for that in the world we’re living in at the moment. Greedy woman.
Those nappies are open, snide witch
Not gonna lie but if I was Hinch reading this I would be pissing myself!!
Gleam and Dundas have earned their money today 
Sneks the lot of youThey’ve turned off comments on Hunbelievable about her latest post. I’m dead
I don’t think she would have said that about the pastry if she’d been gifted it
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