Mrs Hinch #237 Accepting free pastry like a greedy pig while using it as a tattle dig

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The full title made to fit - Accepting free food like a greedy pig while using the pastry as a tattle dig.

Last thread catch up

Tuesday
She said she likes to catch up and read all her messages sitting down just before bed, then the next story they were all at the park, so either posted in the wrong order or fibbing again.
Her art attack wreath was shown in all it’s lit up glory on the door and she LOVES Iiitttttt.
Jaymee submitted a few Dorset holiday memory stories, missing his squirrel friend while smoking)& riding the tractor in his flip flops, not a good choice of footwear.
He then preached about saying hurtful things online is not nice, basically #bekond to his boss meal ticket wife.
Wednesday
Her morning routine was to vacuum around the house using her #gifted shark handheld, she then spotted a spider near Henry’s bed, she ran out of the kitchen and while She filmed herself as Gaynor she slapped herself across the face – WTF
Lunch for her and Jaymee was a healthy salad prepared in an eBay tat salad bowl purchased because she was sucked into buying it, and they were eating too much pastry.
Then she showed her #gifted bag of loads of Just-rol pasty products. Grabby bastard found it funny.
Tattle was outraged about this so members either emailed or messaged the company.
Beggy McBeggy then put up a post asking for info on donating to a food bank, but the lines were closed to her normal one and some others. Proving she reads Tattle. She then hot trotted to a local closed food bank and was contemplating leaving her 'donation' on the doorstep.
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Sophie does not have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244
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Latest gaffe.

Slapping herself after spotting a spider in the kitchen.


Looks like Jaymee is smoking here.



For new members.

Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.

- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
-The Daily Record newspaper ran an article about her Zoflora ‘hack’. She pours boiling water into a glass jug to test the scent. Zoflora say the product should not be mixed with boiling water because the results of that have not been tested.
 
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Her out side food bank,you couldn't make this tit up #juroltothefoodbank
 
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So someone messaged her about a food bank, because of the absurd amount of free bleeping pastry, and now she mentions the food bank she normally goes to. Making this look like her own idea. This women gives me the bleeping rage. Disgusting piece of work.
 
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That really was a massively quick change of attitude wasn't it 1 min she's squealing with delight and smugly packing all her pastry into its own wee dookit in the fridge and before you know it she's read tattle and sprinted out to the nearest foodbank. Jambo must be so drained living with her no wonder he looks so rough.
 
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If she donates to a food bank regularly, why are we only seeing a picture of her donation now? Her donation was bleeping laughable by the way. About half a carrier bag... she's a millionaire!
 
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Well at least the foxes of Maldon aren’t going hungry tonight and some poor hedgehog will be stuck in a plastic bag! Brilliant idea to leave it outside 🤦🏽‍♀️🙄 seriously how thick can you get?!?!
 
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Never seen someone SO excited about some free pastry, tit herself so fast!!

Too little too late Zoph!

We all saw you salivating at another freebie...

and in fairness.... no one trolled her... they were just completely shocked at her nerve and complete lack of ever being able to read a room!!
 
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bleeping HELL SHE IS PAINFUL
just take it tomorrow during the day when you can hand it over, the wildlife of maldon are going to have a feast!
OH MY bleeping GOD TATTLE MANZZZ
 
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One. bleeping. Bag? That’s it? One? The woman regularly spends over £100 in Home and Bargains on fairy doors to nowhere and all she’s donating is one bleeping bag of food? She should be ashamed of herself.
 
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