Mrs Hinch #227 My passion is now my career, that’s the biggest lie she’s told all year.

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Oi Zoph fish pie... Poach the fish in some milk with a bay leaf or 2 and a wee fish stock cube, make a roux add the milk to it whisk it like fuck, put the fish and the sauce in an oven dish then top with mashed totties and grated cheese bang it in the oven and bobs yer auntie.... If you've been at work all day just use pre made mash easy peasy plus cheaper and more relatable.... You're welcome hunzz
Edited to say if you're feeling fancy you could add some king prawns and some fresh dill
 
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Might be the mini tattle bastard inside me piping up, but that fish pie just made me puke, the slow mo was not necessary Nigella. I’ve never made a fish pie that looks like the contents of one of Inch’s garage socks
 
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Fuck me, that pie looks like cat sick.

And yes, Soph, you did cheat using packet sauces, and I do judge you.
 
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“I can’t believe she recognised me”

Nope. Neither can I. Especially when half of your face is covered up. They really are a special breed aren’t they.
I dunno why but I feel like that was set up, how can only one person have seen her in lakeside ffs
dodgy
 
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FFS that fish pie!! For once in my life I want to send her a #gifted Mary Berry cook book! (Her fish pie recipe is to die for and so easy!)

I need more wine.

The end
 
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Is there anything she can’t mess up she’d manage to make corn flakes look like shit. Looks revolting.
 
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Might be the mini tattle bastard inside me piping up, but that fish pie just made me puke, the slow mo was not necessary Nigella. I’ve never made a fish pie that looks like the contents of one of Inch’s garage socks
The fish pie looked my vomit after one to many wine and Gin’s and a dirty kebab After a night out...
when I used to go out out
 
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Ah, but on the other hand, we struggle with not flashing underwear reaching down to the bottom shelves! Or more often, crouch down, but cannot get back up without a lot of embarrassing effort! Haha, and it seems too rude to ask a short person to reach down for us! Lol
 
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Soph, please for the love of god, I’ll buy the rose wonderland, or whatever it takes to make you stop jabbing that slop with a spoon!!
 
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I can’t stand fish at the best of times (and have PTSD from my parents making me eat it as a kid ) but OOFT NO THANK YOU
 
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You know when you watch these so called Instagrammers trying to cook and they rustle up a dish, all i can say is thank fuck I'm not part of that family. That fish dish looked shite, much rather shit in my hands and clap!!!!
 
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there is NO WAY in 1 hour and 45 minutes she has peeled and cooked all those potatoes, baked a fish pie, and edited the videos to put onto instagram. Whoever said before this Video was from the weekend is bang on.
Also, lovely song choice “its beneath me” - she surely cant be saying pastry trolls comments are beneath her seen as we keep her relevant. It must be that Renting a sea Hut is beneath her.
 

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Unless you are said tall person who always gets asked to help I do it of course. But buying trousers etc is a ballache and jumpsuits forget it
 
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I remember back last year she was living off cereal and the awful nachos and sriracha that ended up in the book. Oh and instant pasta and noodles by the jug. Now there's a sudden influx of weird cooking.
 
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