Mrs Hinch #223 Soph is knackered from being a wally, tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?

[Polkadot123]

How long until its sold out and then selling for triple the price on eBay??
Or the army are sticking sparkles all over it to cherish and keep forever??

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

duck sake, that post about the demented Hincher on her stories has me freaking.
"I saw it, I wanted it, I gowt it."
Get a bleeping life ya dick heads.
God I wanna leave this bastard planet right now as it's getting worse as times goes on.
Bastard cult I tell ya.

 

[Astonishing]

Oh my god my friend has just text me to say she has also just been to home bargains and the shelf is wiped clean of Hinch’s new lenor! She’s “devastated” eurgh
I was like well There was loads on the shelf when I popped in at 930! Sorry would of got you one but I’m not lining her pockets!
Hinchers are crazy!

 

[life is great]

Bloody hell I actually thought this was hinch

 

[Babooshka]

And of course.... Rose Wonderland WANKER!

Remember the Goop “this candle smells like my vagina” candle. This is the cleanfluencers equivalent

GUUUUYZZZZZZZZ

First time poster and pastry troller

fk me she’s like fking thrush ain’t she....irritating jumped up muppet!

“itshhhhh perfickdt guuyyzzzz I laaaaav it sshoooo maaaaaach”

as I said on the HB FB page....I’d rather tit in my hands and clap than line this duck weasels pockets.

over and out.

Some Rose Wonderland scented canestan might help with the old thrush

 

[Furrytriangle]

I really like that name

@Helen please change my user name to pastrytroll

In that case, @Helen can you change my name to NoItsTumericLove please

 

[Astonishing]

Bloody hell I actually thought this was hinch

Oh god people will be hiring her out for party appearances

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

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Gormless looking twit, do as your told!! We have Mrs Grinches pockets to fill

I have laughing tears. Aye laughing all the way to the bleeping bank. Bloody hell I just can’t. Brains of goldfish all of them.
*edit. Sorry that was offensive to goldfish. Amoeba is better

 

[Comewhinewithme]

I dont know why...but I decided to look on insta, rose wonderland has it's own hashtag, with all the cleaning accounts tagging their hero

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Oh my god my friend has just text me to say she has also just been to home bargains and the shelf is wiped clean of Hinch’s new lenor! She’s “devastated” eurgh
I was like well There was loads on the shelf when I popped in at 930! Sorry would of got you one but I’m not lining her pockets!
Hinchers are crazy!

Absolute nutters. If she pissed in a bottle and named it Winter's Wee Wonderland they'd go buy it.

 

[Peonyhushxo]

Someone with her platform could really make a difference with eco switches and more conscious products - look how quick they go out to buy something they already have in the cupboards!

 

[Upyourshinch]

She hasn’t told us what it actually smells like or given it the big sell at all really, she knows the army will buy it regardless so why would she bother?
Lazy toad.

It smells like tit that's why erm sorry but I think your getting a bit mixed up here hunzzz I think you'll find that lazy toad is a better name for inch

 

[Astonishing]

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Gormless looking twit, do as your told!! We have Mrs Grinches pockets to fill

Omfg you’ve won today
Gormless looking twit
I’m done.

“I ave rang ome baaaargins 6 bottles left yeah get down there now you useless prick”

 

[Sage42]

Hiya Hun

 

[Melonlife420]

If we do get a Vestlife special ice cream carved message later I'd like him to mix it up a bit. His messages always same to be the same. Maybe something in Latin or ancient Greek instead .

I'd like him to draw a tiny willy on it

 

[Angielou1980]

Inch's twattish stories from last night have really riled me. They truly are setting women back. If Hinch wants to be a 1940s housewife then so be it, but I hate the way she's encouraging women to be the same. I don't admire a single thing about her.
Now my mum on the other hand - she left an abusive marriage in the early 80s with us four kids. Worked her arse off serving injunctions, often on huge men in dodgy parts of London when she was a 5ft woman. Raised the 4 of us by herself, bought her own home. Met a female partner and was openly lesbian in the 80s when people would put tit through your letterbox because of it.
She could turn her hand to anything, cars, DIY. She trained as a plumber when I was a bit older and banged on doors of companies who wouldn't even read her CV because she was a woman. She wasn't perfect but she was everything I'd love to be. It's just a shame she died at the age of 42 when I was 16. If she was still alive today she would still be rocking it. She would have plenty to say about Hinch and her pathetic ways.

 

[BeeHappy]

Bloody hell I actually thought this was hinch

I don’t get it. She says it’s a compliment that people thinks she looks like Hinch because she’s such an inspiration. What, she has an inspirational look? Surely being compared to someone who is an “inspiration” is about behaviour, not looks?!

 

[Upyourshinch]

Its on Sky W channel.. hope this helps

Thank you . @MrsD33 it's on this channel

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

Thread suggestion

Winter rose is now in shops, revealed by tattle, now hinch is in a strop

 

[Gio]

Notice Home Bargains have only put Rose Wankerland on their stories so far, it’ll be interesting to see if they do a grid post after they ended up having to delete & disable comments on the last one!