Mrs Hinch #223 Soph is knackered from being a wally, tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?

[xGossipGirl]

Apologies for the rant but she completely frustrates me! I can’t think of anyone more selfish than her on social media. I have a son the same age as Ron so I’ve been following her but I just end up disliking her more by the day. She has a huge platform to support struggling first time mothers but all she wants to show is her supposedly perfect life. Firstly, she promoted the Tommee Tippee prep machine which is used to feed her baby formula. She never mentioned if she tried to breastfeed and if she did, why not talk about it? So many first time mothers want to give the best start in life to their babies and breast milk is the best thing to give. If she struggled, her talking about it would have helped so many. Encouraging people to buy the machine just influences new mothers to not breastfeed or set them to fail. Another issue I have with her is why does she have to force her hobbies on her child? Why does she want him to be domesticated at a year old by giving him a toy kitchen and cleaning trolley?! Why doesn’t she let him share Jamie’s football hobby like any toddler and kick or throw a ball around? Another worry is a rather delicate one but does anyone notice that Ron has a weird shaped head? She has never talked about it and it’s very common which still worries a lot of new mothers, me being one of them. With his head being oddly shaped has she seen a specialist? What if he needs to wear a helmet to correct it? I’m sure she would be more concerned about a helmet ruining her pictures and videos. And lastly, she needs to stop using talcum powder on her poor child. Does she not know it is linked to cancer?! I understand that her IG account is her livelihood but she needs to stop putting herself first now. Rant over. For now.

She did mention in a Q&A in the early days that she expressed breastmilk for Ronnie for 5 weeks but because of her meds she had to stop & fed will always be best.
Not defending her but I practice Montessori with my 13 month old and "domesticated" tasks are a part of practical life skills. Children are truly fascinated by us adults so love to help us It isn't for everyone but I actually enjoy it when she and Stacey get Rex and Ronnie involved x

 

[Hereforthehottea]

WHY are the shoppers messaging her to say go to bed, like she gives a tit what they say! She and Vest will be sprawled on the couch, fag in one hand, wine in the other taking the piss out of those messages and watching telly til all hours.

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

Mr Inch is so cringe

Lol. I didn't finish my first sentence before posting should have said bank holidays always confuse me. We're just learning

Thanks Pepsi. No matter what happens you can handle it, you've got this, it's Thursday so let's do this, you've made it this far, you're amazing and I love you always. Hope this helps.

 

[LilPinkie]

It boils my piss. My hubby works in ITU as a doctor and he worked 18 hours yesterday and was up and back to work today. He is proper knackered from doing a worthwhile job while she sits about doing eff all!!!

And apparently she never stops! Over-privileged brat has no clue how people live whatsoever.

 

[SunshineRae]

When he wears his tight twin set shorts they don't leave much to the imagination

If Vesty wants to stop this rumour he's gonna have to do the grey joggers/love story trend that's going round on TikTok at the moment. I've attached some clips...purely for research purposes/point of reference of course And should you want to do further research into this (@shadyessex33 I'm looking at you ) just type Love Story into Tik Tok and then thank me later

 

[easeypeasey]

Guyzzzzzz don't know if it's been mentioned or not.... Have we thought that by having Jimmer doing the cleaning they don't have to declare any ads, juts another way to plug plug plug without any effort of tagging and declaring... Cos, well, you know..... TECHNICALLY its actually HRH Soph of Maldon who has the account and affiliation with p&g, etc. Cheeky little buggers, I'm on to you!

 

[mammaof3]

Inch's attempt at love story.

 

[SunshineRae]

Or he could get super fancy and get Joe round and two of them could try this. Hinch might even approve as the lyrics seem to include "Cillit Bang"

"Round like a "cillit bang", round like a "cillit bang" Deffo got a ring to it

 

[Mab1994]

I’ve seen people on here saying she works for Zoflora, but I have never seen anything to indicate that. So always wondered? But if she ‘worked with’ zoflora she probably wouldn’t be able to use Fabulousa (or whatever it’s called) too. The amount of promoting she’s done for Zoflora it’s kinda a kick in the teeth if they have never actually made her brand ambassador or anything

I said so a couple of days back, and clearly they work with Jottie. When i first started following Grinch, i honestly thought she was zoflora brand ambassador, the length she goes at advertising them is too much not to be a paid ad. It seems though its not, probably her trying hard to make them choose her. Lol

 

[SunshineRae]

Anyway...off to go and take a cold shower. Goodnight one and all

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

WHY are the shoppers messaging her to say go to bed, like she gives a tit what they say! She and Vest will be sprawled on the couch, fag in one hand, wine in the other taking the piss out of those messages and watching telly til all hours.

He’s such a smarmy git isn’t he? I thought she was bad but he’s even worse.
If he were chocolate he’d eat himself.

Apparently he cant. He wouldn't be able to reach

 

[JamiesWillyHillBalance]

Ahahahhaha that meltdown was fantastic. Becky with the big wardrobe

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

How busy are they for them to ore cut fruit? Like they will be so busy in the morning running around crazed shouting quick get ron his fruit he’s having a melt down and we’ve no time to cut it up

Or is it for their packed lunch out whilst the cleaners in. The sad thing is Jamie actually did seem more genuine than she’s ever cane across even if it was planned. Like when he said he loves Ron just sounded more heartfelt than when screamy McGee says luvvvvv im!!

 

[keytotruth]

I've never seen Ron with fruit Bar today with raspberries and now hes getting fruit with his breakfast maybe he'll even get a round of toast. Thursday is gonna be a good day for Handsomes

He had kiwi once she used her stupid cutters and he got the middle not the juicy bit just inside of the skin,and strawberries ones same just the middle white bit.called out on here never given again
What happened to a good old banana he can mush with hands,my lo loved banana custard

He probably does have all that but it's not the perfect pristine stepford look so doesn't get shown on the gram

 

[Sparklez]

Anyone on the Mrs hinch made me do it

tattlers our in force. Admin must be asleep

 

[JamiesWillyHillBalance]

Haven't caught up yet put my phone in the draw most of the day and went and played crazy golf with my sons and had chips down the harbour.
Whats pissed me off today is that she complains she is so tired and has burning eyes why the heck does she not sleep when Ronnie sleeps? She also has the luxury of having a sleep while Ronnie isn't a sleep as she has vest boy to watch his son so she can! And now muppet is pleading with her sheep to get them to message to tell her to go to bed
About time these 2 mutts grew up honestly

Cant bring myself to watch his stories ever as he makes my skin crawl but if he’s telling people to message her they must be so desperate to get her engagement up!

 

[keytotruth]

Theres a few things we ain't seen for a while she is due to do

*tumble driver and clean
*under the sofa hoover with the extension pipes things
*go into the loft
*the stupid greenhouse thing
*Kieth the leaf
*steammop the floors
*washing machine clean

These were regulars

Also cant remember last time see a fridge clean? She never does the freezer does she either
Bet that's full of processed foods and endless new tubs of expensive ice cream

 

[JamiesWillyHillBalance]

Even all the other insta cleaners seem to be sick of her. Rightly so, they actually clean. She is so entitled and self important. So many new people on here lately and comments on media are never really in her favour. I think that’s why they are pushing Onslow out more, to try and salvage it. He will just speed up the process in my opinion

Absolutely. He is vile! That voice

They are so desperate to keep their 15 minutes going, literally begging for engagement. The second hand embarrassment is off the charts right now!

 

[Brony1312]

Anyone on the Mrs hinch made me do it

tattlers our in force. Admin must be asleep

Get screenshots!!

 

[teatalks]

I can’t wait till she washes out! Me and my work friends must talk about her daily and send her stories to each other, she’s is absolutely ridiculous and people need to stop hyping her up.