Mrs Hinch #213 She pines her bog, she's got a fat dog and now she's dancing on a log.

[Unicornishpastie]

Yep of course vesty turned round and said get ya case packed we are away for the night..that would have been arranged ages ago, in fact she would have arranged it all herself just like the break they had last week..

 

[Ronniedazzler]

It's my birthday this week and when I get my birthday wish, it's going to be for Kanye Vest to stop talking over Sophie in her videos because he's such a bleep.

You do realise you need to find a bit of dandelion pollen and make a slo mo video of this wish to have any kind of remote chance it'll come true?

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

He sounds like a serial killer shouting, “Where we going, Soph?” over the top of her.

 

[Mejustme]

Maybe there's a sale on at IKEA, lunch at Costa then a night at the travel lodge

 

[watermelon sugar]

There will be a story of her sometime today guys.... wherever they are..... of her screeching 'I JUST LOVE IT GUYS' but isn't there always?

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

Today's installment of "I've not had any work done" Sophie HinchCliffe

 

[Handsomezz]

I wonder who chose their first dance song

We had Everlong by Foo Fighters and it was on in the car last week and I said "awww, what's this remind you of?!" To him and he just said "when we saw Foo Fighters! This is a great song." No mention of our first dance. I might throw his flip flops out of the house and show his undies to all my followers in revenge of it not being all about me.

 

[Cecilia]

The story of them in the car listening to bloody Mariah again (obvs) but seeing vest from the side really made me laugh when someone previously said his nose comes out of his forehead like Gonzo heeeeee, it’s really tickled me

 

[sarja81]

Wedding shot all about her....every time!

As if she don’t know they were going or where
She has paid for whatever it is, it ain’t come out of his jobless wage

 

[Irishjools]

She's all about herself. Where is her voiceover talking about her new husband?

 

[watermelon sugar]

I wonder who chose their first dance song

We had Everlong by Foo Fighters and it was on in the car last week and I said "awww, what's this remind you of?!" To him and he just said "when we saw Foo Fighters! This is a great song." No mention of our first dance. I might throw his flip flops out of the house and show his undies to all my followers in revenge of it not being all about me.

I picked Live Forever as our first dance song some time ago, were not even married, whenever it comes on I wink at him and go 'this is our first dance song' he either tells me to piss off or says 'ill propose when Oasis reunite'

 

[Ronniedazzler]

I wonder who chose their first dance song

We had Everlong by Foo Fighters and it was on in the car last week and I said "awww, what's this remind you of?!" To him and he just said "when we saw Foo Fighters! This is a great song." No mention of our first dance. I might throw his flip flops out of the house and show his undies to all my followers in revenge of it not being all about me.

When I was googling her wedding yesterday, there was a small article about her wedding. Apparently they randomly chose it while out a drive in the car....so relatable

 

[under the ivy]

Yep of course vesty turned round and said get ya case packed we are away for the night..that would have been arranged ages ago, in fact she would have arranged it all herself just like the break they had last week..

If she has anxiety like she claims, surely that would trigger her? Speaking for myself but I have anxiety and hate spontaneity, need a plan in advance and to organise myself. Looks like she didn’t have time to make a list

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

Why does she always need to say what people have said ‘Jamie said soph pack a small case so I packed a small case’

"Mum said put my moss outside"

Coming soon..
"Binmans said duck off mummazzzz"

 

[Pigpigpigpigpig]

The pair of them are so cringe

 

[Jenniet]

Such a busy week but now she’s going away for the night?!

 

[Ronniedazzler]

If she has anxiety like she claims, surely that would trigger her? Speaking for myself but I have anxiety and hate spontaneity, need a plan in advance and to organise myself. Looks like she didn’t have time to make a list

Yep, spontaneity doesn't exist for anxiety survivors (I hate the word sufferer)

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Let you all know what we get Upto!!
vestlife thinking “please be blowjobs and anal“
Zoph prob looking forward to a nice sleep and a clean in the hotel.

All the money and you still look like this a chavvy mess

 

[Lynseyp]

I see it didn't take long for the ratty extentions to make an appearance again... thought she was over that phase.

 

[Ronniedazzler]

"Mum said put my moss outside"

Coming soon..
"Binmans said duck off mummazzzz"

Coming soon 'Binmans knocks his Nan out with a heavy, crappy nappy sack to the head'