Absolutely agree now I'm a mum I look for everything for my kids not myself my kids are 2 and 4 neither of them even at 1 would spend any amount of time playing with one thing that water mat would peak interest for minutes then they'll be on to the next that garden is a great size u could fit so much in it! glad u had a lovely day we moved next to the beach last year it's incredible for the kids been a lifesaver with covid going on!
Mrs Hinch #209 Papped in poundland, straight on tattle.Jamie's shorts are having a battle
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Aren’t they meant to be attached to a skirting board or tree stump etc so the kiddies can believe the fairies are inside? Not that Ronnie will understand anything about it at 1 but like everything else, it’s really for her, not him.Mental image now of a load of fairies baffled because they keep going through that door and just ending up next to the manky carrots over and over again.
Yes! It’s annoyed me a lot more than it probably should have done. The whole point of them is to put them against something so it looks like that’s how they get in and out. This just looks like the creepy door in Harry Potter where all the voices are behind it. She hasn’t got a clue when it comes to stuff for Ronnie. He’s 1 and all he’s got in that garden is a mud kitchen that he can’t have mud in, and a vegetable patch that he can’t dig in with a door to the Fairy spirit world plonked at the front.
Correct, not only does a 1 year old not understand ...neither does his 30year old mother
I've just figured out what's bugging me about the clock picture.
She either has her clock crazy low or she's standing on something.
I know she's a graceful giraffe and all but all of the clocks in my house are up 6ft plus.
Like the only time I'd have a clock lower is if it were a large one.
So is she just balancing precariously on the edge of the sofa to take this gem?
Oh God! I just had a thought...,I’m calling an early Bingo that she will be doing “Elf on the Shelf” this year “for Ronnie” even though the poor kid won’t understand any of it. She will act like she invented it but nick all the ideas off other “Mum” accounts & not credit them - it’s more easy content for her isn’t it? I reckon Vestie will also do a few “funny” ones on his account too (Elf wearing an Arsenal shirt or falling over drunk etc) because he’s, you know, a total comedian! FML it’s boring when people I know do it let alone this pair of dickheads
Not being rude at all but surely henz room needs to be ditched now for a play room for tufterz I totally get she's still learning but sweet heaven above surely it's a no brainer. Unless she's gonna section off a caged area in the garage! We have a living room that's 2 rooms in 1 with an arch half is an actual living room the other half is a playroom it's trashed all the time bacon of my life but like all mum's your kids happiness comes first. The 'nursery' is beautiful but let's face it it's a show room what's she gonna do when he loves dinosaurs or Peppa or superheroes my son currently loves marvel and the solar system so his bedroom is a shrine to that as he gets older will do Ron Ron want a grey magazine cut out room?
but sweet heaven above surely it's a no brainer. Unless she's gonna section off a caged area in the garage! We have a living room that's 2 rooms in 1 with an arch half is an actual living room the other half is a playroom it's trashed all the time bacon of my life but like all mum's your kids happiness comes first. The 'nursery' is beautiful but let's face it it's a show room what's she gonna do when he loves dinosaurs or Peppa or superheroes my son currently loves marvel and the solar system so his bedroom is a shrine to that as he gets older will do Ron Ron want a grey magazine cut out room?She obviously hasn't heard the expression ''less is more". The garden and now the pergola stacked out with random bits that have no relation to a beautiful, peaceful out door space. I gathered when I came on here that she had zero taste hence everything grey because she hasn't a clue about colour so plays safe with all things grey. I bet if she could buy grey plastic flowers she would but instead plays it extra safe and buys white instead. She is the typical blonde (bleached) bimbo with as much sense as a water hen. I told the old lad about the mirror in the pergola and we had a good laugh and I bet she was livid that the cushions she bought for the swing chair could only have a teeny tiny karate chop in the top. Silly witch . Stay safe folks x
That picture of Jamie in poundland looks like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Time to grab his balls back from Sophs handbag and do things for himself.
The solution is to put the dining room table behind the sofa and turn the dining room into a playroom so she can see him while cooking her three course gastronomic meals.Not being rude at all but surely henz room needs to be ditched now for a play room for tufterz I totally get she's still learning
I asked my niece if there was a children’s book called ‘the adventures of Ron & Hen’ what would you think it was about? And she said about an old man and his chicken 
Sorry - Kate to the party here but I’ve just joined one of those “Hinch” Facebook groups (for shits and giggles). OMG those women are absolutely vile to each other. And they’re all obsessed with washing their clothes in zoflora! They said it’s because of the smell...do these people not wash, use deodorants, use perfumes???? Absolutely blown my mind. Can you imagine asking someone what their perfume was and they reply “zoflora mountain air - two caps in the softener draw. I just love it”
absolute morons!!!!!!!
absolute morons!!!!!!!
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can we keep “bacon of my life” like be kond and Kate to the party please! I know it’s autocorrect but made me snort my coffee. I just LOVE IT GUYSNot being rude at all but surely henz room needs to be ditched now for a play room for tufterz I totally get she's still learning
I cant believe it.. has she just hung her sex swing on NEXT DOORS tree! . I'm sure that stump she hung it on belongs to her neighbours side . I'd be bleeping furious and be telling her to take it off my tree
As for that cover, it doesnt even fit ! It covers a fraction of the perGOLA ? Once it starts raining, essex is due a thunderstorm tomorrow and Tuesday, those dips are going to be full of rain water in no time buckling and collapsing the whole thing .. thought hat through didnt they, pair of thick morons
As for that cover, it doesnt even fit ! It covers a fraction of the perGOLA ? Once it starts raining, essex is due a thunderstorm tomorrow and Tuesday, those dips are going to be full of rain water in no time buckling and collapsing the whole thing .. thought hat through didnt they, pair of thick morons
Absolutely bang on. Not only a question of trust but also longevity. Sophie has zero talent and fame is very fickle. Her devoted 'army' will move onto the next thing without a backward glance. It's happened all so many times before, think of all the previous, cheekfilled, lipfilled, teeth veneered plastic people that have been and gone before her. True talent = memorable. In a few years all that will be left of her are a few hinch lists on poundland or the charity shops. Shes made her name cleaning, and offering up tips, which has all but stopped now she doesnt do much of that anymore. Now she seems to be trying to break into the world of family branding. I'm not sure its going to work, people want to see real life stuff and her is anything but real. I see her gradually losing her 'fame' and I use that word loosely as most people have never heard of her, over the next couple of years. She just isnt interesting and there is nothing that stands out (unless you count the size of Jamie's cock which gave us all a good laugh!). She has whored out her son for money and she will live to regret that. Rant overDoes anyone else wonder whether the ‘fame’ and I use that word lightly has made their relationship untrustworthy. Does soph trust Jamie, can she really trust him? He could go to every news outlet and every Social media outlet and sell his story make his own millions. Can she trust that their convo on the pergola isn’t being recorded by a neighbour? Can she trust that she can be open and honest with anyone? If I was her I would feel very alone and feel like I have to watch what I said constantly just in case I can’t trust those closest to me. Has Jamie had to sign something? Sometimes I actually feel sorry for her. Jamie made Mrs Hinch, literally. But can she trust him not to take that awayI pity her, that life they live isn’t worth the money
I don’t know what ‘bacon of my life’ means but I’m here for itNot being rude at all but surely henz room needs to be ditched now for a play room for tufterz I totally get she's still learning
But then where will her urrrrrrnnzzzz go?!
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