Oh give her some credit, she left a kid's book in the background of Ronnie playing a couple of times, what more do you vultures want?Yeah, like when she said she was gonna educate herself on the BLM movement then never mentioned it again
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Oh give her some credit, she left a kid's book in the background of Ronnie playing a couple of times, what more do you vultures want?Yeah, like when she said she was gonna educate herself on the BLM movement then never mentioned it again
I'm not surprised she didn't know how to word it. Her vocabulary is pretty bloody limited, tbf.Who gets the bingo for her not mentioning Beirut??
Those lunch bags have fucked me off irrationally! My girlfriend has the grey one, she bought it ages ago for work and used to use it every day (she's working from home now and will be for at least the rest of the year so it's not getting any action!). She had it long before old Grinchy so I was annoyed she'd bought one, I don't want anyone thinking my mrs is a HincherShe must be advertising for b&m just not disclosed as usual. So she pretends to buy things.
Iâve always thought something like that has happened. I think it started when she was Pregnant and she was mysteriously in Hospital for a while, she was stick thin and never really gave a reason for the hospital stay. There is definitely a reason why sheâs never on her own with him and why Jamie gave up work after he was born.Something has happened. I just have a gut feeling that early on in Ronnies life she had a big break down and now sheâs not trusted to be alone with him.
GoiShe must be advertising for b&m just not disclosed as usual. So she pretends to buy things.
Perhaps she can't get the smell of egg out of the first one!Those lunch bags have fucked me off irrationally! My girlfriend has the grey one, she bought it ages ago for work and used to use it every day (she's working from home now and will be for at least the rest of the year so it's not getting any action!). She had it long before old Grinchy so I was annoyed she'd bought one, I don't want anyone thinking my mrs is a Hinchernow she's bought another even though they never bleeping go anywhere, or when they do, they buy lunch out somewhere. Yet another pointless purchase to be stashed away in a barsket at Castle Greyskull
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Itâs not just you, I always think they seem insincere too. It feels like sheâs just paying lip service.Is it just me or do her tributes always feel so insincere?
Not defending anyone here, but there have been several criticisms that we never hear Ronnie making any noises. He was probably excited about a bit of outdoor freedom and a change of view that he squealed. Just she chose to let that all happen at 6.30am!I cannot stand small children that scream for no reason and parents who donât nip it in the bud early. And I say this as a parent!
Good pointShe must be advertising for b&m just not disclosed as usual. So she pretends to buy things.
Letâs be clear on the âJamie at home all day but poor little Zoph canât even get a showerâ situation.
I can guarantee you that Jamie gets up with Ronnie mate first thing. Changes his nappy. Gets him his milk. TaOTE]Letâs be clear on the âJamie at home all day but poor little Zoph canât even get a showerâ situation.
I can guarantee you that Jamie gets up with Ronnie mate first thing. Changes his nappy. Gets him his milk. Takes him downstairs and whacks cbeebies on.
Zoph lies in bed catching up on tattle, the gram, her DMs etc. Presses send on her pre records. Drags her matted hair out of bed and goes downstairs to have her slop in a jug all still glued to her phone. Jamie gives Ronnie his pouch for breakfast whilst Zoph lies on the sofa keeping up with her gram stuff. Sends a few emails. Checks her schedule etc.
Jamie gets Ronnie dressed for the day. Zoph can you watch him whilst I have a shower? Zoph springs into action with the Whitney. Then Ronnie starts to play up and whine. She canât cope. Jammmiieee whats wrong with him??? She delivers him back upstairs to Jamie so Jamie doesnât have a chance to put his pants away properly.
zophs turn for a shower and to get dressed and to do her makeup. Almost 2 hours later sheâs ready and itâs time for Ronnies nap. Jamie pushes Ronnie to sleep in the pushchair and takes Henry for a walk. Zoph films some content.
ronnie wakes up.She films some lunch content whilst Jamie plays with Ronnie in the garden.
lunch is ready so Ronnie is filmed and then promptly handed back to Jamie so she can edit her content and work out which day it should be shown.
time for zophs lunch of more slop and scraps. She lies on the sofa to email her team and edit more content. Jamie brings her a chocolate milkshake. Cheers babe. Ronnie babe youâre being too loud mummaz is working.
the afternoon is spent filming content whilst Ronnie and Jamie play together.Jamie has changed all the nappies, given all the snacks, dealt with all the fussy behaviour.
Early evening Ma Barker comes over or they go over to hers. Time for a beer Jamie. Donât mind if I do. Ma Barker takes over. Cooks dinner or delivers dinner. Sometimes Ronnie is left there for a sleepover so Zoph and Jamie can play cluedo. Jamie does bath and pyjamas and gets Ronnies bottle ready for bedtime. Zoph gives him his bottle and cuddles him - the first time sheâs done that all day. She passes him to Jamie who puts him to bed.
jamie is knackered. Shall we get a take away babe?
Zoph barely looks up from her phone. Yeah babe.
You get my drift.Absolutely brilliant , I wish it could be sent to each of her followers
Will you write the memoirs for us![]()
Not good enough. I expected her to be the next Martin Luther King.Oh give her some credit, she left a kid's book in the background of Ronnie playing a couple of times, what more do you vultures want?![]()
Letâs be clear on the âJamie at home all day but poor little Zoph canât even get a showerâ situation.
I can guarantee you that Jamie gets up with Ronnie mate first thing. Changes his nappy. Gets him his milk. Takes him downstairs and whacks cbeebies on.
Zoph lies in bed catching up on tattle, the gram, her DMs etc. Presses send on her pre records. Drags her matted hair out of bed and goes downstairs to have her slop in a jug all still glued to her phone. Jamie gives Ronnie his pouch for breakfast whilst Zoph lies on the sofa keeping up with her gram stuff. Sends a few emails. Checks her schedule etc.
Jamie gets Ronnie dressed for the day. Zoph can you watch him whilst I have a shower? Zoph springs into action with the Whitney. Then Ronnie starts to play up and whine. She canât cope. Jammmiieee whats wrong with him??? She delivers him back upstairs to Jamie so Jamie doesnât have a chance to put his pants away properly.
zophs turn for a shower and to get dressed and to do her makeup. Almost 2 hours later sheâs ready and itâs time for Ronnies nap. Jamie pushes Ronnie to sleep in the pushchair and takes Henry for a walk. Zoph films some content.
ronnie wakes up.She films some lunch content whilst Jamie plays with Ronnie in the garden.
lunch is ready so Ronnie is filmed and then promptly handed back to Jamie so she can edit her content and work out which day it should be shown.
time for zophs lunch of more slop and scraps. She lies on the sofa to email her team and edit more content. Jamie brings her a chocolate milkshake. Cheers babe. Ronnie babe youâre being too loud mummaz is working.
the afternoon is spent filming content whilst Ronnie and Jamie play together.Jamie has changed all the nappies, given all the snacks, dealt with all the fussy behaviour.
Early evening Ma Barker comes over or they go over to hers. Time for a beer Jamie. Donât mind if I do. Ma Barker takes over. Cooks dinner or delivers dinner. Sometimes Ronnie is left there for a sleepover so Zoph and Jamie can play cluedo. Jamie does bath and pyjamas and gets Ronnies bottle ready for bedtime. Zoph gives him his bottle and cuddles him - the first time sheâs done that all day. She passes him to Jamie who puts him to bed.
jamie is knackered. Shall we get a take away babe?
Zoph barely looks up from her phone. Yeah babe.
You get my drift.
You are right. I forgot to add in fag breaksthis but she comes straight down and out for a fag!
Like this morning at 5am straight out for a fag before Jaymeee gets up and takes over for the day
Does she smoke?!You are right. I forgot to add in fag breaks![]()