vestie can't be too hot in the sack if a label maker is a serious moment of pleasure for her
I feel she’s just an insult to all women full stop!I think it’s this that is slowly approaching the top of my list of things that irritate me about her. She didn’t even WRITE the first one (even though it was so childishly written she could at least passably take credit if she wanted), another is full of dot-to-dots and tit recipes, the third is a blank notebook.... Frankly how dare Penguin classify her as an author, let alone a best seller. What an insult to people who dedicate their time and passion into ACTUALLY writing. She’s an absolute joke.
It’s engrained in her psyche from raising her first born
Coz she knows it irritates usCould she make it more obvious she reads tattle with those comic sans comments?!?! And also why do we always have to see her feed her face
fecking eats like one as well. Eww film before or after eating you skank, no manners whats so ever.Take away tonight Zoph?? After lunch out. She doesn’t cook. Jamie doesn’t cook. They live on take out. Slobs.
Exactly, clean the garage door or have a showerJust catching up on her stories from today, the post about her needing a shower and to change her clothes if you don’t shower or change your clothes hinch your just a woman. Because it’s not like you don’t have the time. You don’t work, you have your carer home with you 24/7 and you barely leave your house! Try being on your own all day with a clingy baby who screams whenever your out of sight!! How about when your son has a nap HAVE A SHOWER! instead of cleaning things that are already clean!
I imagine she’s either just rolled up a clean one or poured water on a clean one to make it look used - another desperate attempt to look ‘relatable’ and she gets the nappies for free so doesn’t care about wasting them!Dirty nappy on the coffee table and not emptying a bath! Yeah yeah you stupid bint. You are either lying because you think it’s relatable (it’s actually gross) or you are a skank (and I think it’s the latter)
As for the basket, get your lazy vest wearing sponger to take it upstairs if it bothers you that much. My god you really are bleeping boring
‘ I’m watering my balls Soph you’re so comical Showing the shoppers my balls and my cucumber’I've just had a thought (soz for the umpteenth post, she's pissing me off claiming she's too busy to shower), how does she have time to put on a full face of make up every single day but not have time for a shower? A shower takes a couple of minutes yet the amount of slap she wears, will probs take her about 20 mins minimum?
"You ready to go to Home Bargains Soph, obviously we all need to be there cause you can't go anywhere alone and need to drag Ronsomes out and expose him to a deadly virus unnecessarily just because you want some Fry's chocolate creams and some zoflora that we already have 737736372636 boxes of?"
"Jaymehhhhhhhh I've told ya to duck off, ya bleep! I'm just paintballing my foundation on!"
"Okay babe, I'll go water the plants it's therapeutic"
Well, they are grey and white and she luuuves them...Why in GODS NAME has she bought more cloths?!?!?
I’ve got the same set of five cloths I bought two years ago, I use them, clean them, then reuse them. I CANNOT understand why she has so many? Because she “hasn’t seen them in B&m before!”?
Give me strength.
Why does she need another label maker ?So she's been after a label maker for 30 years - and she's 30 - she is so advanced wow
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