Mrs Hinch #193 £17 for a memoir of lies. Zoph continues to pull wool over sheeples eyes.

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Ugh please her stories from through the night.
Even more reason to not like her she’s one of those Beyoncé is everything blah blah blah
 
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She's gonna make a mint from a shit book , probably won't have to worry about money for some time and yet this ' my body is pulsating ' really ? I think she's trying to be relatable for her sheeple . And if I sat there , no matter how quiet I was , trying to sing Beyoncé in a voice that only dogs can hear at 1.30am , my husband would wonder what the fuck was wrong and get told to shut the fuck up !
The wind scares her , what is she 5 , it wasn't even that blowy and I'm in Essex
She's probably trying to think of ways to get out of book tours and loose women and setting the ' I Carnt guys , my anxiety ' while creaming off the profits for doing fuck all not even writing the damn thing
 
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OMG guyzzzz I’ve missed so much! Been back at work for 2 weeks and the threads move so bloody quickly!
But I just know in my heart that everything I’ve thought has most definitely been said in here!
Im excited for the “Tattle Chapter” in her memoir (eyeroll)
#bekond xx
 
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Kate Hayes Makeup charged her family £25 a head for Christmas dinner last year
 
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Sorry if this has already been said (i can't keep up!) But i feel like garden stories weren't showing full garden, i felt like she was deliberately only filming the new sleepers (seriously why leave bench bit brown? What a tail) and like hiding other bits
 
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“I’ve been waaay to nervous to leave my house during lockdown guyzzz, except all them times I left my house, but it’s a priority for me to dive into a hairdressers on the 4th July...”

give.me.strength.
 
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“I’ve been waaay to nervous to leave my house during lockdown guyzzz, except all them times I left my house, but it’s a priority for me to dive into a hairdressers on the 4th July...”

give.me.strength.
THIS is what I’ve just come on to say. BULL. SHIT. Urghhh she makes me so mad. Anxious my hole!
 
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THIS is what I’ve just come on to say. BULL. SHIT. Urghhh she makes me so mad. Anxious my hole!
It’s the fact that a blow dry is in no way essential that gets me. I can understand people really wanting a hair cut, I can sort of understand people being desperate to get a colour. A fucking blow dry?!
 
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It’s the fact that a blow dry is in no way essential that gets me. I can understand people really wanting a hair cut, I can sort of understand people being desperate to get a colour. A fucking blow dry?!
She really does think she’s something doesn’t she good luck to the hairdresser trying to sort out that rats nest. I bet she has her roots done aswell
 
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I think she's going to get her extensions and roots done not just a blow dry so shes ready for book promotion. She plays everything down so it looks like she looks amazing from just a blow dry when in reality its 8 hrs work! I don't even know how she can cope with all that hair, it looked much nicer when she had the extensions out!
 
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My hairdresser isn't blow drying. I can have my roots sorted and a cut but have got to walk home with wet hair on Weds and sort it myself.
Blow drying her rats nest will take ages and that's exactly what the hairdressers are supposed to avoid
 
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This might have been mentioned as I have to catch up but did the counter top look so smeary in Jamie’s sorry about the portion size .
You know the smear you get when you don’t wipe down the cleaning products with water and just spray Shyte after shyte on top of it ?
 
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I've noticed this a lot, because she never rinses, wipes products off or dilutes them. She is clueless. That astonish pine is the worst, it leaves everything dull looking
 
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My hairdresser isn't blow drying. I can have my roots sorted and a cut but have got to walk home with wet hair on Weds and sort it myself.
Blow drying her rats nest will take ages and that's exactly what the hairdressers are supposed to avoid
Same I have also been told by my hairdresser that there is a no blow-dry policy in place
 
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Isnt she meant to be a hairdresser though? Surely if it's just a blow dry she could just do it herself
 
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Morning Tattlers!
So my theory about the being awake in the night sitch....
She woke up in a panic about the book possibly flopping, woke Vesticles up so she could have a whinge to him. He told her to fuck off downstairs so he could sleep so she went into insta to get sympathy from her lemmings.
The end.

Wow! I should write a book!
 
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