LOOKS tit MATE! The mismatched colours just don’t do it for me at all 
Mrs Hinch #193 £17 for a memoir of lies. Zoph continues to pull wool over sheeples eyes.
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Her garden is tiny & she’s sticking in a perrrrggooolllaaa???????
God, that looks rubbish - poor quality, dreary and like a big grave!
I'm assuming it's all completed and has been for about a week? 
The HCAs on my COVID ward get paid £8.72 an hour for a weekday shift......
The garden is bloody awful. Have they forgot to paint half of it or is that it finished ? As usual no personality, no colour, not child friendly. Eurgh how underwhelming!!
Im a hca on a mental health ward, get a bit more than that ph, but compared to what she earns for what she does is sickening
She’s most definitely spoiled them sleepers by painting them 
Why does she hope we all love the garden? We’re not going to be invited round anytime soon! 
We will sue her for copyright © or plagiarism
this! Remember he is a 40 odd year old man with the banter of a 12 year old. Pathetic
It's going to be tough to get plants that look good against that. Anything alive would look a million times better than tit plastic, but it's not a good colour for living things.
And that builders' spoil (that isn't top soil by any stretch of the imagination) will not sustain any food crops, least of all things like pumpkins. She needs manure, soil improver, compost, mulch, water and a decent ecosystem/soil structure that that tit they've charged her for there.
Been busy and haven’t kept up with the threads or posts but just went and watched her announcement stories. She is so bleeping FAKE! With her fake teeth, fake eyelashes like a bleeping dustpan brush on each eye... her shoulder hanging out of her top to show off her skinny collarbones. Her weird frozen face and lips. Her slow speaking with pauses trying to make it seem like she’s sooo close to crying guys! Jesus Christ, it made me itch with cringe. I can’t believe this nobody has had 3 books in 2 years about literally duck all. Anyone who buys this tit needs their head examining... and the fact some girls will see her as aspirational. She epitomises so much of what is wrong with the world, it makes me physically sick.
Arranged to meet the experts to talk about what plants to put in, what she actually means is she will have alllll the planted by someone else and it will allll be for free
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It has pissed it down for a full week where I live cos I’ve been waiting for it to dry up so I can finish the decking yet she’s gone though 6.5 tins...
And yet MORE seating for them not to sit on, Ive never seen so much useless furniture in my life, I mean yes I love a nice outdoor dining set but she also has that bar stool set, egg chair, that bench thing and now built in seats in sleepers.
And yet MORE seating for them not to sit on, Ive never seen so much useless furniture in my life, I mean yes I love a nice outdoor dining set but she also has that bar stool set, egg chair, that bench thing and now built in seats in sleepers.
Garden looks tit fence is a mess looks like they ran out of paint would be better all painted or at least finished in a contrasting color. Going to grow vegetables yeah good luck with that grinch with that fat mutt will be stood on pissed and tit on within a day
Garden looks shite love! We’ve done a better job on transforming our garden during lockdown. We did it ourselves and with not much money. She doesn’t know how to make anything look good does she?
They get builders in to paint their fence because vesticles is busy doing........????....... Ah yes!!! On the willy hill app. She is a narcissistic witch. The book announcement last night was bad enough, but now she's showing off her garden that's been professionally done, while others are struggling to feed their kids. Hinchers are struggling to feed their kids because they've bought 40 bottles of zoflora and their flash mop has cost them their child benefits keeping up with batteries, pads and solution refills. But sure what would queen Sophie Rose care about that. Horrible woman yapping in about the experts Comming next week to talk about flowers and she can't wait to accessorise it
I was painting my fence 2 days after giving birthThey get builders in to paint their fence because vesticles is busy doing........????....... Ah yes!!! On the willy hill app. She is a narcissistic witch. The book announcement last night was bad enough, but now she's showing off her garden that's been professionally done, while others are struggling to feed their kids. Hinchers are struggling to feed their kids because they've bought 40 bottles of zoflora and their flash mop has cost them their child benefits keeping up with batteries, pads and solution refills. But sure what would queen Sophie Rose care about that. Horrible woman yapping in about the experts Comming next week to talk about flowers and she can't wait to accessorise it
he really is lazy. So glad my husband can watch a you tube video and do any work around the house.And getting people in to paint your fence when you both don’t work is just plain embarrassing. Us people have to go out everyday and WORK then come home and do jobs like that, I’d be so embarrassed sat in my house while someone was painting my fence. She will never get that satisfied feeling like we do. When you’ve worked your bollocks off and paid for all the stuff then painted it yourself and you can’t stop looking at it cos your so proud of yourself.
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