Mrs Hinch #188 has a Kinky Minky, eats like a goat. Getting a new garden, on IG to gloat

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I’ve still got like half a thread to read so sorry if I’ve derailed but this has totally hit the nail on the head for me and I think you put it eloquently (especially for a NaStY TrOlL - kissing!!)
 
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Why do you need a face full of make up if you're not going anywhere? Maybe I'm just lazy, but it seems like a lot of effort and waste. Then again, I'm not Zoph, desperate for content, likes and all the monezzzzz!
 
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She’s putting her baking stuff in the garage. The mice and rats of Maldon are going to be well fed.

I bought that hanging rope chair earlier this year from LaRedoute because I didn’t want an Egg chair in case people thought I was a Hincher. I’ve worked hard on my garden for 15 years taking cuttings and salvaging from skips. The chair is probably one of the most expensive things I’ve invested in because I wanted to attach it to an Arbour my late Father made. She’s ruined it for me now.

in fact every time I go shopping I’m wary of what I buy. She’s like the Pied Piper. And now the rats will literally be all over her.
 
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You’re a hero. Thank you for everything you do.
 
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Omg wash that hair
My volume was down, did she shout mummazzz at the poor wee sod??

As well fuck of with the filter while doing a make up tutorial
 
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Ahhhh I wonder what shite she can buy on todays outing.... for someone that doesn’t have a clue about makeup she sure looked pretty confident. Ditch the brows though girl wayyyy to harsh
 
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So obviously at the moment she is desperate to move away from cleaning so is doing all new things to
See which gets the most engagement. Make up tutorial, crafting, baking. Ffs soph you are so transparent . Also when are we going to see your sewing machine again???
 
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Just casually sat and ate my way through an entire pack of bourbons and coffee while catching up ! Kids been chucked an iPad each, baby is napping hubby is on day 11 of his 13 days on 12 hours

My house has had some form of tidying up this morning. Twins now fighting over 1 shoe and who is going to put it on (while standing their in just a nappy)

This is life and we are happy. Please don't anyone feel inferior to Grinch. Life is exactly what you make it, and she makes hers all about show and appearences. If you've kept your little ones clean, fresh and fed today. You've won. If you've played 100 games of hide and seek or talked your way through a film with junk and blankets while the dishes from yesterday are still in the sink. You've won. If you were up 50 times last night but you still dragged yourself up, smiled sweetly at them and got to the end of the day. You won. If you yelled at your pre teen for their saucy mouth, felt bad and then recalled them back to talk about it. You won.

Parenting isn't for the gram! It's for those people that look to you and need you. Some days are good, some are hard and some are Damm right madness. But you get through. Please don't ever compare yourself to an influencers web of lies and pre recorded bull shit, compare yourself to the kind of parent you would one day want your child to be, and teach them that love.
 
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Zophhhh, if you ever read this, one hairdresser to another... SORT YOUR HAIR OUT
 
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The only blue tick I follow is The Rock
 
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Why do you need a face full of make up if you're not going anywhere? Maybe I'm just lazy, but it seems like a lot of effort avd waste. Then again, I'm not Zoph, desperate for content, likes and all the monezzzzz!
This is such an influencer thing Full face of make up then admitting they’re not going anywhere!
 
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“I dOn’T KnoW mUcH AbOuT MakE uP..”

Proceeds to apply makeup perfectly whilst being able to name every product, its use, its shade, the price and where it was bought. My eyes have just rolled so far back,I can see down my spine...
 
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