Mrs Hinch #182 Ronnies special day has come, but its all about Mummaz being number one!!

[Rh3a]

There’s a page on Instagram that has wished Ronnie a happy birthday, due to the user name people actually think he is the father and are all wishing Ronnie happy birthday so thick

 

[Lemons91]

And there we have that motivate for the staged photo just like we said because she paid for the story to run


Is it soup or porridge

Who needs to pay for pjs in 4 installments

 

[Pepsi]

You mean you haven’t already Whoops

I need to go to the shops to stick up on booze and snacks.

 

[MiddleAgedMum]

Not related to ronalds birthday but jeez how do all these ladies look identical. View attachment 158733

Same plastic surgeon

 

[swimming]

Blended cheerio sand. What a moron! So when Ronnie can actually do more than sit up in a few years time and she takes him to an actual beach, he’s going to be confused when he tries to eat the sand and realise it’s not made of Cheerios.

 

[PurpleLemonade]

Guysss I went for a nap with my little one and was worried I'd missed everything. I'm relieved to see that I've missed sweet duck all! (sorry @Pepsi )

Eagerly awaiting the highlights reel tonight. I'm hoping for slow motion, crying and lots of gifted cakes. I reckon we'll be treated to a cheeky grid post too! I've polished my best magnifying glass and shall be counting the shadows

What’s time are we drinking guysss?

 

[Ekkwhine]

Aww must be where Ronnie gets his kond smile from 🤍

#bekond

 

[Gonefishing]

Am I the only one that does not get the whole phone in the drawer thing?? Why can’t you just turn it off or just put it down???

 

[Ekkwhine]

@Helen can you also change my name pls

You need to message her and request “something vague and pointless” then you’re resurrected as @vagueandpointless

(Just don’t ask for any old tit)

 

[Yellowdoor44]

A

#bekond

I really need this on a shirt if I’m honest.

 

[TomTitLane]

Who needs to pay for pjs in 4 installments

Remember, they will also be paying for their hanging flower baskets in instalments too so they've got to watch the pennies

 

[No_f_in_clue]

Every time I see #bekond I properly snort laugh!!!

 

[Inthelockdown]

I’m pretty sure ss has 3 kids by 3 dads

 

[Sazz1006]

Blended cheerio sand. What a moron! So when Ronnie can actually do more than sit up in a few years time and she takes him to an actual beach, he’s going to be confused when he tries to eat the sand and realise it’s not made of Cheerios.

Came here to say exactly that! A few grains of sand now won’t harm him, he’ll spit it out (or try to, I can’t remember how hard it is spit sand, it was 60 years since I did it!) and. Imagine his first time on a beach and grabbing a big handful, expecting it to be nice and sweet, and putting it in his mouth

 

[TomTitLane]

I’m pretty sure ss has 3 kids by 3 dads

She does. Why does that matter?

 

[Misssj80]

Who needs to pay for pjs in 4 installments

I was thinking this. Maybe they cost £270 like the fake flowers??!!

 

[Inthelockdown]

It doesn’t

 

[rhc92]

I’m pretty sure ss has 3 kids by 3 dads

And? They're all happy, healthy and loved, so why does that matter?

 

[TomTitLane]

It doesn’t

So your comment about SS having 3 kids by 3 dads in a Hinch thread was as pointless as Hinch making sandwiches yesterday

 

[Blah blah 2020]

Title thread suggestion:

All we have had is cheerio sand, where are the pictures of hansdsnome mannz? But really it's the dress we await, mummaz upstaged Ronnie's birthday.