Breaking News: Prince Ronnie Of Maldonado has turned One! Castle Greyskull have released a montage of best bits on their social media platform. SS has declined to comment on what time she is arriving - we have cameras outside SS and will bring you this coverage as it happens
@TomTitLane is live from Maldon. - Tom have you seen any movements at all?
Of course we are dying to see the dress
what do we know about the dress? “Well it’s not a classic ebaayer guyzzzzz- that we are certain, the designer we believe to be sundance? And it cost more than the price of Ronnie’s buffet all in... I honestly think this is the main point of Ronnies birthday, where it all began in Hinch”
On that note let’s move on to the weather...
Maldon we are all hoping for rain
Breaking News just in BJ lifts social distancing measure in Essex to coincide with Prince Ronnie Of Maldon birthday celebrations...
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I’ve just spat my tea out reading that, that’s deserves a tattle Oscar for best post of the day!!!!