Mrs Hinch #122 Hinch is too busy stroking her Shark, won't take Rrrrronie to the park

[Gazmotalksalot]

My son had a hip scan due to having an uneven number of thigh creases! 2 on one side, one on the other. Apparently that's also an indicator of dysplasia. All was fine though, he was just wonky I guess

I remember leading up to the scans I consulted Dr Google (bad idea lol) and uneven thigh/bum creases came up! Checking my poor girls bums and legs like a loony making sure the creases all matched up

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Omg what have I just watched was half expecting the next song on the story to end ‘Let’s get it onnnnnnnn’ no playing hide the sausage thanks

I'm surprised she knocked him back. Apparently on Stacey's podcast (I didn't listen) she said that since Ronnie her fanjita is tighter than a mouse's earhole, and she's hornier than a dog with two dicks. You'd think she'd be well up for some mid week nookie

 

[Minkeh]

I'm surprised she knocked him back. Apparently on Stacey's podcast (I didn't listen) she said that since Ronnie her fanjita is tighter than a mouse's earhole, and she's hornier than a dog with two dicks. You'd think she'd be well up for some mid week nookie

Na mate, I’m done. I’m dead

 

[HereForTheComments456]

Look at that face This is the smile he gives his dad. Soph never gets a smile like this. You can see he’s gonna like his dad more

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

I'm surprised she knocked him back. Apparently on Stacey's podcast (I didn't listen) she said that since Ronnie her fanjita is tighter than a mouse's earhole, and she's hornier than a dog with two dicks. You'd think she'd be well up for some mid week nookie

You’ve killed me.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

It's Onslows fault. Sight of him and his vest all the ladies on here go weak at the knees . I am joking btw. Congrats to the new borns xxx

Ah yes, he certainly gets the ovaries going

 

[AyJay]

Cringeeeeee is all.

 

[Elledoc82]

Poor little shy Sophie, she gets all flustered around her own damn husband
Get a grip woman he's probably dunking his in zoflora before some sexy times

Probably dunking his in Trace

 

[YellowYellowYellow]

So Joe swash got a bit amorous with Stacey on her stories today and now simply the vest is practising the art of seduction on zoph?

Oh, and it's probably been said (still catching up) but I find it hilarious she cleans her ring today after someone said if would turn her finger green on here...

They are almost as see through as the Pyrex jug she loves so much.

Thought exactly the same thing about her copying Stacey. It’s unbelievable

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I'm surprised she knocked him back. Apparently on Stacey's podcast (I didn't listen) she said that since Ronnie her fanjita is tighter than a mouse's earhole, and she's hornier than a dog with two dicks. You'd think she'd be well up for some mid week nookie

Mouse's earhole, FFS

 

[GossipBug]

I’ll call it for you - it’s bullshit.


All that arsing about with one top just bloody iron you bloody idiot ( not you beckyshelby0402 ) I looked on her stories and thought f*cking hell shes still tweaking that bloody top

That's what I thought. How is that spray any easier than just getting the iron out? This morning I stood in my bra and jeans, ironed my top and put it straight on. It took less than a few minutes.

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

It’s a good job I’m sleeping in my own tonight cos im
Howling at you lot. Quit it! The last thing I want on my mind at bedtime is Twuntliffe’s mouse house or Onslows strip-vest show to bang trace. Jesus

 

[HereForTheComments456]

What in holy hell is this tit? Some people have too much time on their hands

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

What in holy hell is this tit? Some people have too much time on their hands

That image feels like I’ve had Zoflora poured directly into my eyeballs what in the actual duck is that

 

[Cocobean]

I am intermittently cackling at obscene decibels at you lot tonight. Best thread for ages!!

Getting evils off hubs for interrupting his tellybox viewing

 

[Elledoc82]

Oh duck me Hinch is sending herself fan mail again

 

[magnolious]

Why is she yet again squeegeeing her already prestine hob that she never cooks off. Cant go to bed before the hob is squeegeed and shes ticked boxes off her crappy hinchlist .. duck off to sleep you drip

 

[Wildrosesez]

Genuine question is she not supposed to put AD on her own book?

I think this has been raised before and the answer was no, as it’s clearly her own book that she’s promoting rather than something that she is being paid by another company to promote so she might be in the clear on this one, but as I say that’s just what I recall from past threads.

 

[Minkeh]

I am intermittently cackling at obscene decibels at you lot tonight. Best thread for ages!!

Getting evils off hubs for interrupting his tellybox viewing

Same! Other half is watching Liverpool he’s swearing at the ref, I’m cackling at you lot he keeps talking to me as if I know/care what’s happening during the game. I’ll get my crayons out, maybe I’ll distract him long enough for some bonky bonk

 

[Canadiangal]

My girl no.3 born yesterday at 11.54am after 2 hour labour. Congrats to you xx

Congrats to you!