Deffo Bav, we could eat burnt butternut squash in matching t shirts that she’s created on the cricut whilst her Dad tells us his favourite Jim Davidson jokes & her mums tells me about the time they thought she was a horse at the dentists.On the subject of Emma, if you had to be mates with one of them which would it be and why? I think at a push id have to go Emma
Emma’s a miserable twat, but Bav is an actual twat, like I don’t think Emma has actually been arsey about people/towards people. I think Emma’s food is slightly more edible looking. Emma is slightly more honest with her weight gain. Emma’s teeth aren’t furry. Emma doesn’t look like she would smell
Neither like to feed their kids much mind!
I doubt they use loo roll or wet wipes like normal people.Bav deffo wants us to know she has sex, first the moaning about her coil and now sharing a video about how much loo roll you use after sexI reckon they would have really smelly sex, fag breath, dried on body odour and cheesy musty smell from their private bits
What on earth is a penis bowl?I doubt they use loo roll or wet wipes like normal people.
I bet she rolls over picks whatever is on the floor and use that to wipe herself .
Speaking of wiping after sex,I have a friend who use a penis bowl is that normal
I ask because I am in a same sex relationship you see and there is no penises or penis bowl in my house.
What tf is a penis bowl?I doubt they use loo roll or wet wipes like normal people.
I bet she rolls over picks whatever is on the floor and use that to wipe herself .
Speaking of wiping after sex,I have a friend who use a penis bowl is that normal
I ask because I am in a same sex relationship you see and there is no penises or penis bowl in my house.
What on earth is a penis bowl?I can safely say we don’t have anything of such in our house
a bowl with warm water ( I presume it will be cold by the time it’s used ) and cloths used to clean the downstairs areas after sexy time .What tf is a penis bowl?
Surely it's less effort to just go to the bathrooma bowl with warm water ( I presume it will be cold by the time it’s used ) and cloths used to clean the downstairs areas after sexy time .
Dick soupa bowl with warm water ( I presume it will be cold by the time it’s used ) and cloths used to clean the downstairs areas after sexy time .
Syn free?Dick soup
Why do we need to know this!! Fair enough share it with your partner for a laugh? But not with thousands of people!Bav deffo wants us to know she has sex, first the moaning about her coil and now sharing a video about how much loo roll you use after sexI reckon they would have really smelly sex, fag breath, dried on body odour and cheesy musty smell from their private bits
they forget their kids are growing and will be able to google parents names one day.Why do we need to know this!! Fair enough share it with your partner for a laugh? But not with thousands of people!
Wtf is a penis beaker?A newer version of penis beaker?
There was a thread on mumsnet years ago about itWtf is a penis beaker?
So it’s common then?A newer version of penis beaker?
Someone had one on Mumsnet. Think her and her husband shagged then he rolled over and dipped his dick in a beaker of water to clean it afterWtf is a penis beaker?
I remember this, it was absolutely hystericalSomeone had one on Mumsnet. Think her and her husband shagged then he rolled over and dipped his dick in a beaker of water to clean it after
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