MOD and FOD are bleeping d.jing at Camp Bestival this year! I used my private investigator skills and found her on Facebook, we have many mutual friends who are d.js music industry types,so sycophantic not because they impress their guests with ‘Kitchen classics with Mum@Dad’ ( mum@dad is a euphemism for MDMA ?
Camp Bestival sadly has become the middle class pseudo cool dual parent festival for those that maybe popped a couple of pills or did a few lines at Uni before settling down in East London with husband working in advertising/journalist and having 2 kids. They turn up with their 4x4 overflowing with camping stoves and espresso makers,sequinned cat suit and a red American pull along trolly thing to lug sleeping kids around. Spend £15 each for a crappy organic pizza,£15 cocktails and watch Mr Tumble followed by The Cuban brothers.Glitter,lots of glitter....
The first year was hilarious as lots of non parent Bestival goers went and got absolutely twatted,I heard several mothers telling them off for having such a good time.
I digress,why oh why are MOD and FOD on the line up to dj? It’s worse than Paris Hilton getting a residency in Ibiza! It’s just not cool!
I suppose they must appeal to their target audience,but apparently FOD is partial to techno? I wonder if they will be #gifted a cottage to stay in,babysitting service and a whole new festival wardrobe? Sorry if I am sounding like a bitter CC berating the middle class,I am not! Just can’t understand how they got this gig!