MOD & FOD - Mother Of Daughters & Father Of Daughters

[GreyWolf]

FOD’s post before last, just makes Clemmie sound awful. All his ‘supporting’ women posts are passively aggressive, ‘my wife does nothing but moan about everything while I am away’.
He never appears to do this in reverse, when she went on her shady cruise when the twins were babies he was really lovely, even when she just continually posted drinks/food/sunbathing, and St Lucia. She never publicly thanks him for being so supportive. But when he’s away on work, most of his posts are about them at home and how hard it is. Just makes her look so controlling.
Then he had his few days skiing. And was like a toddler.

 

[Qweenie]

I don’t think MOD is very intelligent, she comes across as dim and a bit slow.

 

[Carobee]

Yes they are idiots. Also saying things like they bought a 6 or 7 bed ex doctors surgery in Thanet can easily google and look at every room in her house on Zoopla worth £748,000! She needs to have a wake up call she can’t advertise every bit of her life to over half a million followers it’s actual madness!!

 

[FrannyGallops]

Anyone seen FOD’s latest post where the twins are doing handstands on their cots, whilst FOD gurns away in the foreground as per? I despair. He really is the height of idiocy. There is literally nothing he will not do for likes. I know his photos are staged, but this is another photo that actually looks dangerous to me.

 

[Han___]

Anyone seen FOD’s latest post where the twins are doing handstands on their cots, whilst FOD gurns away in the foreground as per? I despair. He really is the height of idiocy. There is literally nothing he will not do for likes. I know his photos are staged, but this is another photo that actually looks dangerous to me.

I was going to post the same thing. Everything he does is so contrived, there is no way they both would have got into that simultaneous position without his help. Totally dangerous

 

[GreyWolf]

I was going to post the same thing. Everything he does is so contrived, there is no way they both would have got into that simultaneous position without his help. Totally dangerous

Can’t believe that people are so into it. He launches into school style essay after essay of poorly grammatical, ridiculously long sentences of shite, under badly staged photos of him gurning. The twins are 3, why do they eat separately to their sisters? Just feed all your kids at the same time and then put them to bed. If they climb the sides of their cots put them in nice, normal (gifted) beds.
That bedroom is awful.

 

[Fairy123]

Yes they are idiots. Also saying things like they bought a 6 or 7 bed ex doctors surgery in Thanet can easily google and look at every room in her house on Zoopla worth £748,000! She needs to have a wake up call she can’t advertise every bit of her life to over half a million followers it’s actual madness!!

I can’t believe how easy it was to find there house it’s on real homes.com the people who previously owned it were featured on the website for the renovation they did to it. It even shows the front door and the name of the house

 

Can’t believe that people are so into it. He launches into school style essay after essay of poorly grammatical, ridiculously long sentences of shite, under badly staged photos of him gurning. The twins are 3, why do they eat separately to their sisters? Just feed all your kids at the same time and then put them to bed. If they climb the sides of their cots put them in nice, normal (gifted) beds.
That bedroom is awful.

It's so depressing isn't it! I don't know if they were going for the abandoned haunted by hipsters house vibe but they've nailed it! Why would you paint a child's room in those awful colours? And every paint colour in that house looks off, don't know if it's because they're such dark colours but they look like they've mixed them themselves.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Those twins come across as feral on Instagram.

 

[ThreeFourFive]

Society is going to look back at these reality Z listers and wonder why we ever applauded them for commercialising their poor children like this. I am possibly most amazed at the two Judiths - their mums who don't actually have a quiet word in their ears and tell them that they should follow some kind of parenting skills course.

 

[FrannyGallops]

And every paint colour in that house looks off, don't know if it's because they're such dark colours but they look like they've mixed them themselves

I think MOD said they’d had them mixed by Valspar because they couldn’t afford F&B. Lol They’ll be a match for F&B but they’re never quite the same. One or two dark colours is ok, but all the rooms are quite sparse. They need more furnishings.

Those twins come across as feral on Instagram.

Agree. It’s because FOD lets them run riot for his ‘funny’ IG. Again, if these were Working Class parents, they’d have been reported to SS before now.

 

[GreyWolf]

I think MOD said they’d had them mixed by Valspar because they couldn’t afford F&B. Lol They’ll be a match for F&B but they’re never quite the same. One or two dark colours is ok, but all the rooms are quite sparse. They need more furnishings.

Couldn’t afford more like her fishing didn’t result in free farrow and ball.
The grey walls including skirting with grey floorboards. Just why. It’s like a prison.

 

I think MOD said they’d had them mixed by Valspar because they couldn’t afford F&B. Lol They’ll be a match for F&B but they’re never quite the same. One or two dark colours is ok, but all the rooms are quite sparse. They need more furnishings

Ah that explains it! I thought as much, paint is never right when mixed to match!

 

[GreyWolf]

Ah that explains it! I thought as much, paint is never right when mixed to match!

I guess Valsper offered some free paint!

 

[FrannyGallops]

I guess Valsper offered some free paint!

Didn’t one spill in the boot of the car so they sent her out some free stuff? I’m sure that was the OD’s. No one else would’ve had that level of customer service.

 

Didn’t one spill in the boot of the car so they sent her out some free stuff? I’m sure that was the OD’s. No one else would’ve had that level of customer service.

Yeah some decorating company sent her stuff to paint over the paint that she had because it smelt like cat wee and a whole load of paint to replace the paint that got spilt, I'm sure they also sent her special cleaning stuff for the car! What about everyone else who had their car ruined?!

 

[GreyWolf]

Yeah some decorating company sent her stuff to paint over the paint that she had because it smelt like cat wee and a whole load of paint to replace the paint that got spilt, I'm sure they also sent her special cleaning stuff for the car! What about everyone else who had their car ruined?!

Bless them, the paint spilled so a company came to the rescue and sent paint and kit kats with a note for poor little delicate flower MOD so cute

 

[FrannyGallops]

Yeah some decorating company sent her stuff to paint over the paint that she had because it smelt like cat wee and a whole load of paint to replace the paint that got spilt, I'm sure they also sent her special cleaning stuff for the car! What about everyone else who had their car ruined?!

Everyone else would’ve been told they should have secured it before setting off but then everyone else doesn’t have 600,000 followers. Another reason not to use Valspar though.

 

[Carobee]

Yes I feel sorry that the kids have to live in such a dark adult “insta perfect” house. When we were kids we had kids humpty dumpty wallpaper with crayon on and toys and mess and fun & it was lived in ..it didn’t have to look adult pinterest perfect which is a worrying trend how people are living their life where it has to look perfect enough to document at all times. Finlay Fox another one. Perfect school room outfit and kids bedroom everyday. No wonder so much anxiety around everyone trying to be perfect all the time how can anyone keep that up.

 

[ThreeFourFive]

Yes I feel sorry that the kids have to live in such a dark adult “insta perfect” house. When we were kids we had kids humpty dumpty wallpaper with crayon on and toys and mess and fun & it was lived in ..it didn’t have to look adult pinterest perfect which is a worrying trend how people are living their life where it has to look perfect enough to document at all times. Finlay Fox another one. Perfect school room outfit and kids bedroom everyday. No wonder so much anxiety around everyone trying to be perfect all the time how can anyone keep that up.

Yes. The last paragraph of the Guardian article I shared on Saturday is chilling on this;
"The lie, of course, is that it is easy money or that these productions are just slightly massaged versions of Candid Camera home videos. As scripted content, the cost to the child is one of time and effort, but more than that, perhaps, one of perception. Most of these children are young – barely out of toddlerhood – when to perform an idea of cuteness and be made aware of its currency is to usher in early a plague of the age: self-consciousness."
But all the while the celebrity midwife is flogging her tat to people who can't afford it!