MOD & FOD #7 When my grid gets full of #pressdiscount plugs, it’s time to whip out my saintly scrubs!
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Words fail me something so simple basic really .
oh dear
like wearable contraception !
Well, the M&S jumpsuit Clemmie and every other fashun grammer was promoting can't have been a huge hit, it's half price in the sale.
Oh wow what did I just read.
Is that her own story?
The moment of the twins conception possibly ? I wonder what they'll think when their teenage friends find this.
Is that her own story?
The moment of the twins conception possibly ? I wonder what they'll think when their teenage friends find this.
I find this two (Clemmie and Helen from the scummy mummies) at both ends of the Instagram un-relatable scale. Clemmie with her “perfect” insta life, super clean kitchen and gifted everything, and Helen with mouldy pizza crusts, days old food all over the counter and a house so dirty that it should be in one of those hoarder programs.
I heard that bit by accident and just felt really sorry for her children. A birth story doesn’t need some middle-aged, trying to be funny woman discussing being flooded with man juice. She’s basically saying when he orgasmed and came inside me, which we all know happens and is not really very interesting to anyone except for her husband. But gosh how funny. Bet the baby came out of her ‘stretched wet girly vulva’
Just a joke guys.
I feel quite unwell
Haha that’s so gross. (Weirdly though I knew I was pregnant the day after I conceived twins too.
)No, it’s the Scummy Mummy’s birth story. I have no desire to hear anymore.
I did with my second, I was able to tell people I knew from the start without the description of flooded man juice. Also in the days of using correct terminology and ensuring girls know their vulva from their vagina I can’t believe Clemmie would promote something with ‘man juice’ and should’ve explained to the Scummy one than it was called semen, and that many people who have babies, experience a partner with semen, it’s neither funny nor unusual.Haha that’s so gross. (Weirdly though I knew I was pregnant the day after I conceived twins too.
Can anyone fill me in on the food bank thing? If he joked about that he’s even more of a thick Tory moron than I thought...Just loving how Fod thinks it is funny to make jokes about food banks !
Not everyone is gifted gusto fod . Did you poke fun at the starving children in Africa too when you visited ? You are a disgrace
Man juice? That's put me right off my supper, that has.
That's truly revolting. Man juice! 
Lovely and quiet with FoD away in San Francisco. No children to exploit.
We are all going need ivabs after that ‘man juice’ comment
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