It’s just filth for the sake of filth isn’t it? I consider myself to have a good sense of humour/not a prude but they just come across that they’re trying too hard to be a ‘scummy mummy’ that I just cringe so bad. I think I’d rather see that pic of FOD sat on the loo again
Yep I can laugh at a dirty joke as much as the next person - but these two just seem to be trying to out-disgusting each other with all their bodily fluid talk, etc.It’s just filth for the sake of filth isn’t it? I consider myself to have a good sense of humour/not a prude but they just come across that they’re trying too hard to be a ‘scummy mummy’ that I just cringe so bad. I think I’d rather see that pic of FOD sat on the loo again
Omg the day has finally come...I’ve joined the VIPs. I’d like to thank the SODs for providing endless opportunities to dissect their poor life choices and my fellow trolls for all the lols and love. Without you all, none of this would have been possibleUrgh not those two filthy mares again.
Edited to say:
@EddieBeds !!!!!!
The day has arrived!!!
Paging Dogmuck for a gold jacket, stat.
.They are the least funny pair since Fred and Rose West. Who on earth buys into their tit?Yep I can laugh at a dirty joke as much as the next person - but these two just seem to be trying to out-disgusting each other with all their bodily fluid talk, etc.
Anyway, never mind about THEM. Look at you!
Clearly their market is trying to appeal to parents who like to ‘keep it real’.
@EddieBeds - Welcome to the VIP lounge, come straight in, fob, gold jacket and other privileges are waiting for you in the cocktail lounge 
Huge congratulations dear @EddieBedsCongratulations
Well deserved!!! 
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Not a prude either but they are so unfunny it hurtsFOD I take it all back....please post something, anything just for a ‘lol’. This just came up in my suggestions bit on Instagram and I just can’t....
I’d rather be covered in honey
and hung beneath a beehive 
than watch/listen to these two! They’re proper foul 
AMAZING!!!! What about a collage rather than individual pics? (You’re a ledge for saving these pics by the way!)
I expect you are right. I did wonder if maybe they had realised not posting endlessly on Instagram was quite liberating and a good detox and did they decide to just sack it and remember what life without it is like. Then I realise naaaaah not these two.I genuinely think that this is the plan.
Keep the FOD account open and slowly increase followers but not post while those pesky anti-racist campaigns continue. Increase following on HOH at the same time. Then boom! they will start generating content again to continue to honour previous gifts and beg for new stuff. Most people won't know about their "brand". Or care if they are loyal followers. They will organically grow this account on the back of who they are without actually showing their veneers.
Once BLM is out of the news because Boris' government has f*cked up again or Brexit or (god forbid) another terrorist attack FOD will be back on his account faster than flies to tit bringing us a bit of "light relief" and LOLS.
They’re totally vile. They’re like a pair of toddlers who’ve just discovered the word ‘poo’. How they’ve managed to get such a following, I don’t know. And KDIL is a poor Celeste Barber rip off too. They’re absolutely gross.I’d rather be covered in honey
Oh god no! It can't have come to this!!!FOD I take it all back....please post something, anything just for a ‘lol’. This just came up in my suggestions bit on Instagram and I just can’t....
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do we know for sure who this is about..?
The other instamums she had beef with were quite small...and even if not I bet it’s a bit squeaky bums at hooper towers
