There are TWO grammatical errors in the hideously clunky first sentence. Couldn’t make it up.
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Ah he might surprise you and come back like a really bad trush infection.Having a read though some of the comments on his posts I really don't see how he'll be able to carry on as if nothing happened. So many people are finally seeing through their utter bullshit. Surely this has to be the end of them
Hmm this is interesting:
I would think a good agent would have always advised them what to do ie apologise and learn from the experience. Based on what happened last year, their agents definitely did not earn their cut. What a shambles! But nice to know their agents are happy to go on city breaks to Dublin with them
your profile picture kills me because it's like his tinder ~sultry stare shot
Can imagine will be excruciating to witness
He is pure car crash Instagram!Can imagine will be excruciating to witness
Also, why isn't there a 10ft barge pole emoji when you need one
Yea just like voldermort innit. His seven year plan:
First year: just at the back of someones head. (From someone just talking about him)
Second year: in the form of a book (Forever out numbered possibly making a come back)
Third: His friend coming back to him (Japan friend saving him?)
Fourth: got a full body after taking blood from
Fifth: Using his friends again and doing a photo op somewhere
sixth year: Random running around. Selling/destroying grey towers.
seventh : taken down by his daughters giving an interview.
Sorry going through a harry potter phase and rewatching all the movies.
Must admit, I do feel a little ashamed of myself for waiting to see what it is. But I just can’t help myselfHe is pure car crash Instagram!
Also, why isn't there a 10ft barge pole emoji when you need one
This sounds more like Glen on the back of FoD tbh. Sneaking her way back on to Insta via HoH.
@Housedelaclunge if you come on tonight and give us the goss, I’ll tell you which “mate” you shouldn’t be inviting to the guest bedroom of horrors any time soon
I’m cock blocked, so have to rely on you lot for updates on FOD-itivity 
. I just have to be here when the death knell finally comes, I want to see the moment he goes down, screaming vulvaaaaaaaaa
. I just have to be here when the death knell finally comes, I want to see the moment he goes down, screaming vulvaaaaaaaaaMaybe a trail of lettuce leaves would entice them back??
Bait. I love it. You’re putting yourself on the line - that’s sacrifice to the cause right there
I’m still chuckling that he described himself in his title as “dripping in clunge clunge”. Absolutely tragic on so many levels.
Erm, my dms are wiiiide open, just saying
He might as well just post straight on the thread, because my sharing the DMs is part of the dealErm, my dms are wiiiide open, just saying
"Simon has been featured in Marie Claire UK, Grazia, The Times, The Evening standard and on EllenNation amongst many other online publications. He also talks on panels for the likes of Stylist Live and Facebook. "
Yea also the Daily mail, the sun, the mirror and irish times:
:: Do you allow tech at the table?
"No, there's time enough for screens away from the table. Apparently, 40 per cent of parents now allow mobile devices at the dinner table, but we want our girls to focus on the value of normal human interaction. Real life is more important than the virtual one, although I'm sure they would beg to differ – and I'm sure this will be discussed over the table at some point in the very near future."
Think my skills are wasted in medicine.
Yea also the Daily mail, the sun, the mirror and irish times:
:: Do you allow tech at the table?
"No, there's time enough for screens away from the table. Apparently, 40 per cent of parents now allow mobile devices at the dinner table, but we want our girls to focus on the value of normal human interaction. Real life is more important than the virtual one, although I'm sure they would beg to differ – and I'm sure this will be discussed over the table at some point in the very near future."
Think my skills are wasted in medicine.
Thank you comrade. A first class order of Merlin coming your way through owl post.
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