What’s barbie vagina? Is it when you find a man so unappealing your external genitalia fall off and your vagina fuses shut?
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Hahahaha yes! It's shut shop.What’s barbie vagina? Is it when you find a man so unappealing your external genitalia fall off and your vagina fuses shut?
My eyes could not roll back any further in my head after reading thatClemmie’s interview with The Pink House
How I won the interior war: Clemmie Hooper AKA Mother Of Daughters — The Pink House
Clemmie, husband Simon and their four children have just moved out of London to a sprawling Victorian house by the sea in Kent. Here she tells me of her plans to renovate it with plenty of colour and creativity, despite husband Simon's preference for "symmetrical lines"...www.pinkhouse.co.uk
Following interiors accounts on Insta and pinning pics does not a style maven make.
Well that’s 10 minutes of my life I won’t get backClemmie’s interview with The Pink House
How I won the interior war: Clemmie Hooper AKA Mother Of Daughters — The Pink House
Clemmie, husband Simon and their four children have just moved out of London to a sprawling Victorian house by the sea in Kent. Here she tells me of her plans to renovate it with plenty of colour and creativity, despite husband Simon's preference for "symmetrical lines"...
And I think we can finally put the fairytale that ‘Fod is in charge of the house of horrors account’ to bed once and for all. That house is top to toe clammie. But then we already knew that, didn’t we?
Hello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR DOGMUCKHello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
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(not saying I’m funny but you know what I mean) and also because I’ve just really had enough of influencers. This pandemic and the BLM awakening many of us are having just makes them all look so pathetic trying to ride that gravy train to the end. The world is in deep pain right now and the SODs are trying to blag freebies and delete comments. They can get in the bin.
I’m in! But please can I have Hello Fresh?
I honestly should’ve done it a year ago. But I’m here now. Didn’t feel right to enjoy all the gifted entertainment without contributing myselfHello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
(not saying I’m funny but you know what I mean) and also because I’ve just really had enough of influencers. This pandemic and the BLM awakening many of us are having just makes them all look so pathetic trying to ride that gravy train to the end. The world is in deep pain right now and the SODs are trying to blag freebies and delete comments. They can get in the bin.I’m in! But please can I have Hello Fresh?
Is that a sign up @Bigmouth_bigpants? I’ve got a lovely pink high viz in your size - would look lush with a bootALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR DOGMUCK
For dogmuck 
Thanks @SansaStark (that was the Moody ginger one that married Joffers right?) for your candid response much appreciated. I’m no doctor but I can see you have instatwat fatigue, I prescribe a large dose of Tattle and some CBT with the following emojisView attachment 156674View attachment 156674
I honestly should’ve done it a year ago. But I’m here now. Didn’t feel right to enjoy all the gifted entertainment without contributing myself
I’m in! But please can I have Hello Fresh?
We will review the Hello Fresh at your 3 month probation - yellow high viz for newbies Strong VAGINAS club
Same, I think the pandemic has tipped a few of us lurkers over the edge into official Tattle members! It’s ironic I only ever heard about Tattle from influencers complaining about it. I googled, browsed and was HOOKEDView attachment 156674View attachment 156674
I honestly should’ve done it a year ago. But I’m here now. Didn’t feel right to enjoy all the gifted entertainment without contributing myself
I’m in! But please can I have Hello Fresh?
Me too! That’s definitely one good thing they’ve done. Cheers Glen! (Love that name btwSame, I think the pandemic has tipped a few of us lurkers over the edge into official Tattle members! It’s ironic I only ever heard about Tattle from influencers complaining about it. I googled, browsed and was HOOKED
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They will all try. They’ll come back having read a book or two and then try to flog more Dorset Cereal and striped Boden jumpers (my mobile totally tried to correct striped to stripper!). I just can’t see how the SOD’s can pretend BLM hasn’t happened and start begging for their cellar reno or the garden to be done up.
WHAT.THE.duck.IS.THAT?
I’m not sure you’re gonna make your 3 month review
Of course I’m in! Will team it with a red lip and a cropped trouserIs that a sign up @Bigmouth_bigpants? I’ve got a lovely pink high viz in your size - would look lush with a boot
Hello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
I waited until 00.30 last night, gov.
A no show!
I’ve also just checked - Clunge has not checked since yesterday still.
He has backed off ... for now.
Every day I say penance for my sloppy, thoughtless inaction. I took my eyes off the prize!
Can I still get my jacket?
Absolutely. I think they might wait until the furlough period ends for most people, when some get back to normalish lives, while others won’t have jobs to go back too and will be worried about that (naturally). But then the country will enter a recession and no one will be buying anything apart from absolute essentials while we wait to see what our own personal situations will be. What brands would honestly gift anything during this?!
Just showing my allegiance to the cause, your honour. Not sure who’s copying who here but thought it would be worth sharing. Also my first attempt so be lenient with meWHAT.THE.duck.IS.THAT?
I’m not sure you’re gonna make your 3 month review
Thank you for having us!Hello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
I honestly do not know what took me so long - maybe I just couldn't be arsed to sign up and try and think of a jazzy username?
I agree with sentiments above though... I have been furloughed and stuck at home for the most part so have a lot of time on my hands. There are only so many times in a week I can go to Home Bargains. The majority of my friends and my boyfriend are still working so the thought of getting involved and having you lovely bunch of people to talk to made it seem like the right time to join. Sorry i'm late to the party!
My thread title offering...
FOD’s gone AWOL while his followers plunge, he’s biding his time in the house of clunge
FOD’s gone AWOL while his followers plunge, he’s biding his time in the house of clunge
I feel that I need to own up (the complimentary drinks have gone to my head):Hello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
Like comrade @Pocahontas, I, too, was on the thread and missed Housedelawomensgenitals’ midnight posting. I let myself down. I thought that I was better than that. #ashamed
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