MOD & FOD #30 Comments from Yoda: A tw*t, you are

[Chum]

"When budget allows" is the such BS. So if your budget doesn't allow, you WILL accept/ beg for freebies?

Also, when oh when does FOD actually work? (Provided he still has a job) My husband sits at his desk all day and I bring him breakfast / lunch on his busiest days as he barely has time for a loo break between calls. He sure as tit doesn't have time for 50-mile bike rides or Instagram moderating.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Every time I read a reply from the House of Bloopers I read it in St Clemmie‘s dulcet tones.
It’s definitely her writing and replying .

 

[Okab15]

I don't think midwives at kings are wearing masks .... I was at A and E last week for (possible) covid related clotting dramas and whilst i was being pretty isolated and everyone checking me was using full ppe - when the midwife popped down to losten to baby's heart she was dressed normally. It wasn't Clem tho

Child of mummy blogger wondering what he did wrong

THE seven-year-old son of a mummy blogger has discovered the thousands of words written about him and is wondering if it is his fault.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

Haha!

Interesting. I’m at the Whittington Maternity unit in Archway and every member of staff had a mask. It was hard in waiting room as no one could hear their name clearly enough to respond. Wonder how they decide to go mask route or not.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Every time I read a reply from the House of Bloopers I read it in St Clemmie‘s dulcet tones.
It’s definitely her writing and replying .

Every time I read a reply from the House of Bloopers I read it in St Clemmie‘s dulcet monotone voice.

Fixed it for you

 

[Milliehaha123]

Had a dream last night that the whole Alicegate / Mod demise was actually a huge multimillion pound paid partnership with Tattle to increase their brand awareness told my boyfriend this morning he looked at me like I had finally lost the plot - bit too invested I think haha. Can you imagine if this was the case - juicy!

 

[Titfer]

 

[FrannyGallops]

Nice camel toe, FOD

 

[Pocahontas]

Aw Titfer. That should come with a warning
My eyes, my EYES
Camel toe, pink socks, triumphant gurn.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

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Quick someone throw bleach in my eyes, I cannot unsee that. If my husband...oh hang on no WAY would he do that

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

My husband can beat that and he’s got ten years and a few pounds on FoD. He doesn’t even wear Lycra.

 

[Bizziebody]

Take note foddY, no one cares. Show off wanker.

 

[PoorPatrol]

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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again - FOD does not have a dick. When he said he was in a house full of vaginas, he was including himself in that!

 

[Axatogrind]

The stairs make such a good visual metaphor though, don't you think?

 

[Nigsberto]

Tidy your garden you bloody pair of tramps !!!

 

[OhMyWord]

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I guess FOD had to give Darlene and the huns something to fantasise about

Meanwhile, FOD, most men don’t act like this post-ride. Grow up, maybe?

 

[Cariad]

Tidy your garden you bloody pair of tramps !!!

Instead of concentrating on stair spindles , which no one care about and there's ultimately probably nothing wrong with, now is time you should be tidying up garden , just in time for summer and all these BBQs on your ridiculously ( #kindlygifted) expensive device!

 

[Plinkplonk]

Aha, but have you not noticed? .... They will be getting to the garden in due course, begging for a garden designer no doubt.

 

[Dogmuck]

Aha, but have you not noticed? .... They will be getting to the garden in due course, begging for a garden designer no doubt.

What on Earth do you mean? He’s only set up that insta because he was getting asked a lot of questions about the house

The questions for the garden will be “where did you get that garden bath?” And stuff like “omg I absolutely love that piss strained mattress and the pile of worn tyres. Did you or Clemmie design that?”

There’s no way he’s gonna be begging to get his garden done, he’ll just crack on and get that done...when the budget permits...yeahhhhh right

 

[PoorPatrol]

Lest we forget, the bait and catch style is not their only method. They/and their agents also directly contact brands, suppliers, and tradespeople and use their following and engagement numbers to invite them to ‘collaborate’.

 

[Bizziebody]

Instead of concentrating on stair spindles , which no one care about and there's ultimately probably nothing wrong with, now is time you should be tidying up garden , just in time for summer and all these BBQs on your ridiculously ( #kindlygifted) expensive device!

That decking looks like it's more in need of work than his stupid stairs.