MOD & FOD #30 Comments from Yoda: A tw*t, you are

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Affiliatemebaby

Affiliatemebaby

I got so carried away by the spindle outrage that I forgot to say that I notice his follower count is back into freefall after last week’s blip.
 
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Emmadale

motherofdonkeys said:
The OD's will have set this, its in settings - privacy - mentions - it can be set so no-one can tag them.

Now, why on earth would an innocent new interiors account be scared of being tagged? :unsure:😂
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At least they’re aware of their own bad press/negativity.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

heretoreaditall2019

If a brand were to stumble upon the account & see it’s by FOD, when they google him within the first ten results they’d see:

* first his own insta
* DM article on monetising IWD followed by the standard
* our very own limegoss on him falling below 1mik
* THEN TATTLE?!! Looool
* The mirror & gra z ia (tattle filters this to grazia!) on alicegate

He is deaaaad out here! I’m sure small businesses selling £1.30 Ali express cushions for £30 a pop won’t mind taking a tentative punt on the account, but surely no brand with any degree of credibility would?

They’re going to end up rummaging around the bargain basement with Candice Braithwaite heaven forbid
 
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ILoveUnicorns

ILoveUnicorns

I thought it was interesting that the company the sods used on the house account did a big congrats post and went to their tagged area. You would think the Sods would have given them a shout out too if being polite? Looking at the company’s page they did stuff for Bestival. Fod and Mods private page both follow them, I wonder if it’s someone they know or just a random company they approached.
 

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Dogmuck

Dogmuck

Evening all 👋
Not been on here or insta today so just done a quick catch up on both. It was a lot of hard work. So please, someone tell me, how does one, run a “of daughters” account, a “of horrors” account, read comments on those accounts, then respond where necessary and delete...continually, work a full time job, parent 4 girls, care for a dog, go on 40km bike rides, do a duck off massive renovation AND read here? Honestly that just knackered me out typing it! Something isn’t happening, obvs they aren’t renovating but I’m guessing the dog and the kids are getting kicked to the curb in order to police their Instagram accounts and read here (for expert reno account and drilling tips). Seriously if I don’t come on here 5-10 times a day to check what you funny witch trolls are writing I’m pages behind and that’s without commenting. The way the Hoopers are patrolling their HOH account I’m guessing nobody has eaten in a week in that house and there’s dog tit everywhere!
 
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notthefullshilling

ILoveUnicorns said:
I thought it was interesting that the company the sods used on the house account did a big congrats post and went to their tagged area. You would think the Sods would have given them a shout out too if being polite? Looking at the company’s page they did stuff for Bestival. Fod and Mods private page both follow them, I wonder if it’s someone they know or just a random company they approached.
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It's MOD's bezzy mate's agency.
 
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rainbowlemon

rainbowlemon

Mother of 5 boys just did her last #AD post 43 mins ago.

Even Triplet dad has been caught selling his #gifted items on gumtree.

I feel bad for the SODS, did they hear back from the spindle company!?!

Some carpet porn.

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ExhaustedDad

Dogmuck said:
Evening all 👋
Not been on here or insta today so just done a quick catch up on both. It was a lot of hard work. So please, someone tell me, how does one, run a “of daughters” account, a “of horrors” account, read comments on those accounts, then respond where necessary and delete...continually, work a full time job, parent 4 girls, care for a dog, go on 40km bike rides, do a duck off massive renovation AND read here? Honestly that just knackered me out typing it! Something isn’t happening, obvs they aren’t renovating but I’m guessing the dog and the kids are getting kicked to the curb in order to police their Instagram accounts and read here (for expert reno account and drilling tips). Seriously if I don’t come on here 5-10 times a day to check what you funny witch trolls are writing I’m pages behind and that’s without commenting. The way the Hoopers are patrolling their HOH account I’m guessing nobody has eaten in a week in that house and there’s dog tit everywhere!
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I never post on Instagram... I put up six stores to my genuine 250 followers at the weekend ... duck am I doing that again ... was exhausted trying to reply to everyone ... I don’t know how these cunts do it

I did have about 75% engagement though ... I’ll wait for the colabs to hit my inbox 👌🏽
 
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Pocahontas

Pocahontas

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Ok, my friends - bring to mind if you will the tune of Salt and Pepa’s seminal ‘Let’s Talk About Sex’. FOD’s beatboxing, because he likes his 90s hiphop. Then:

Spindlerella, cut it up one time
Let’s talk about stairs, baby
Let’s talk about @roger_oates and me
Let’s talk about all the things in life that I want for free
Let’s talk ABOUT stairs
Let’s talk about stairs.

Then, FOD starts rapping. He’s wearing his pink cycling socks, his Mamil lycra, a backwards baseball cap and yes, the baboon’s arse cycling shorts. Mic drop.
This song was in my head all day. Cos of spindles. YES I NEED TO GET OUT MORE.
 
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Dogmuck

Dogmuck

ExhaustedDad said:
I never post on Instagram... I put up six stores to my genuine 250 followers at the weekend ... duck am I doing that again ... was exhausted trying to reply to everyone ... I don’t know how these cunts do it

I did have about 75% engagement though ... I’ll wait for the colabs to hit my inbox 👌🏽
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Jesus! When I said I went on Instagram I meant to look at the SODS accounts, I didn’t actually mean post anything! duck who has time to do that tit? 6 stories, 6 stories!!! You’re an animal @ExhaustedDad 😂😂
 
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mechanicmum

If they claim this account is just for sharing house info because he gets sooo many questions on their Reno journey & they definitely aren't interested in freebies, I'm sure they won't need the new email address they've set up in the bio of the page
 
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Dogmuck

Dogmuck

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This little gem appeared in my inbox today.

What the actual duck?

Crying 😂

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duck! You could have so much fun with this. Maybe you could write back to Rebecca (mighty) Fine pointing her in the direction of Clemmie?

Dear Ms Fiiiiiine (I mean that’s the best surname ever!)

Thanks for the communication, I’m good for collabs right now, but you may want to “outreach” to House of Hooper, the amazing house “renovation” account, brought to us by the floggers of daughters Simon and Clemmie Hooper. The kids are getting on a bit now and are not bringing in the sponsor dollar they use to. It’s quite clear from their new “venture” that they need some free stuff as with aging kids, a wife that’s fucked the brand by being a racist and a tone deaf husband they are struggling to get that sponcon wagon rolling.

Pretty sure you could help as you are so fine!
 
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Brian Butterfield

Brian Butterfield

Dogmuck said:
duck! You could have so much fun with this. Maybe you could write back to Rebecca (mighty) Fine pointing her in the direction of Clemmie?

Dear Ms Fiiiiiine (I mean that’s the best surname ever!)

Thanks for the communication, I’m good for collabs right now, but you may want to “outreach” to House of Hooper, the amazing house “renovation” account, brought to us by the floggers of daughters Simon and Clemmie Hooper. The kids are getting on a bit now and are not bringing in the sponsor dollar they use to. It’s quite clear from their new “venture” that they need some free stuff as with aging kids, a wife that’s fucked the brand by being a racist and a tone deaf husband they are struggling to get that sponcon wagon rolling.

Pretty sure you could help as you are so fine!
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I mean, duck the Hoopers!
My husband and I have pretty much lost all our income for the foreseeable due to Covid. We just bought a house with a massive mortgage that actually does need renovating! I’ve been shitting myself how we’re going to survive but Rebecca has answered my prayers.

Gimme dem freebies, Fine! Show me the money!*


*never going to happen. I’m sure they must have the wrong account 😆
 
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