Thanks for pointing that out. I now can’t watch her stories because it’s all I can hear
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If you take selfless literally then midwifery totally is that. I spend my time caring for someone’s bladder and making sure they are well fed and hydrated yet go 10 + hours with no loo break and just scoffing the odd chocolate that’s been left on the desk 
His dancing really isn’t as edgy as he likes to think it is
His dancing really isn’t as edgy as he likes to think it is
It's so bad!!Thanks for pointing that out. I now can’t watch her stories because it’s all I can hear
It’s got worse as she tries so hard to be chatty and laid back. And like she’s trying to think what everyone has dmed and asked her. But she just sounds like she needs a drink. Her podcasts are going to be painful to listen to if she does that all the way through.
Charity work could be described as “selfless”. A paid job is not “selfless”. Particularly not when you’re only doing the job so you can keep followers interested and flog them jewellery with bears or lions on.If you take selfless literally then midwifery totally is that. I spend my time caring for someone’s bladder and making sure they are well fed and hydrated yet go 10 + hours with no loo break and just scoffing the odd chocolate that’s been left on the desk
His dancing really isn’t as edgy as he likes to think it is
Have you seen this article. I don’t think it’s even occurred to Clemmie that there could be a cost to FOD. They make the “heartbreaking” “compromise” to agree to all of St Clemmie’s wants:
The Londoner Who Finally Left
The ‘Other Clemmie’ aka @mother_of_daughters was the guinea pig for me, “I’ll see how the Hooper’s get on outside London” and then see if we can follow suit and …
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Clemmie’s perfect house (FOD wanted somewhere modern), near Clemmie’s mum and siblings. FOD wanted to move to Bristol where his family is from plus his company have a big office in Bristol. Now he’s stuck working from home miles away from family and friends. Would feel sorry for him but he’s been far more dishonest than Clemmie about advertising.
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Why does he have to share with the world and it's uncle, that's he's having a vasectomy ...who the hell cares (other than MOD presumably!!! ) He is SUCH a show off and the cringey dancing is back... He's so obviously reading these threads!! If you can't help having a nosey in here FOD, for the record your dad dancing is embarrassing and you can keep some things in your relationship secret..ok?? Thanks and bye
Everything is for sale. Vasectomies, Father’s Day cards, their dog (btw not seen pablo in a while?!?!). I’m sure their daughter’s periods, sex talks, first kisses, etc will all be covered on the gram too
Also, I’m sorry, but ‘the Londoner who finally left’ is a bit f***ing dramatic. She was 32, had previously lived in Bristol for 3 years training, so its hardly ‘finally’ like she was 97 and realised her dreamCharity work could be described as “selfless”. A paid job is not “selfless”. Particularly not when you’re only doing the job so you can keep followers interested and flog them jewellery with bears or lions on.
Have you seen this article. I don’t think it’s even occurred to Clemmie that there could be a cost to FOD. They make the “heartbreaking” “compromise” to agree to all of St Clemmie’s wants:
The Londoner Who Finally Left
The ‘Other Clemmie’ aka @mother_of_daughters was the guinea pig for me, “I’ll see how the Hooper’s get on outside London” and then see if we can follow suit and …
Clemmie’s perfect house (FOD wanted somewhere modern), near Clemmie’s mum and siblings. FOD wanted to move to Bristol where his family is from plus his company have a big office in Bristol. Now he’s stuck working from home miles away from family and friends. Would feel sorry for him but he’s been far more dishonest than Clemmie about advertising.
Now I’d like to see ‘the nhs midwife who finally behaved like an nhs midwife’ or ‘the influencer who finally declared’ or ‘the mother who finally stopped sharing her children’ or ‘the flogger who finally had respect for her followers’
So FOD works from home 4 days a week. How come we don’t get any videos of him on his commute moaning about how knackered he is all the time? I mean, I’m not complaining. Less is more where those two are concerned but from the look of their stories and feeds, FOD seems to do 90% of the childcare plus (I assume) also works out of the home one day a week and yet all we get is Clemmie going on about how tiring her life is.
I find Simon as a person quite repugnant, but I do feel the move was much more about what she wanted than what *they* wanted.Charity work could be described as “selfless”. A paid job is not “selfless”. Particularly not when you’re only doing the job so you can keep followers interested and flog them jewellery with bears or lions on.
Have you seen this article. I don’t think it’s even occurred to Clemmie that there could be a cost to FOD. They make the “heartbreaking” “compromise” to agree to all of St Clemmie’s wants:
The Londoner Who Finally Left
The ‘Other Clemmie’ aka @mother_of_daughters was the guinea pig for me, “I’ll see how the Hooper’s get on outside London” and then see if we can follow suit and …
Clemmie’s perfect house (FOD wanted somewhere modern), near Clemmie’s mum and siblings. FOD wanted to move to Bristol where his family is from plus his company have a big office in Bristol. Now he’s stuck working from home miles away from family and friends. Would feel sorry for him but he’s been far more dishonest than Clemmie about advertising.
Wish the ASA would grow a set of teeth. Every time i report i get a bland half arsed “we’ve written to them” blah blah response. If the ASA won’t prosecute there’s no point to it.
That's true, but at least it lays a marker so that when this whole influencer scam blows up, which it will, their greed and murky behaviour will be there for all to see. She seldom tags her posts, which she has to, every bloody time, stating clearly "paid for", "gifted" etc, likewise for the girls, and for him. As someone said earlier, for them to disclose just how "gifted" their lives are would be another dent in the fairytale of relatability they are peddling.
I want to know what has happened to Pablo!
He popped up briefly in her stories, trying to chomp her face.
FOD was doing something with him the other day. Probably comparing balls.
The ODs are MUCH better than they used to be (and I realise they are still appalling). That Martinal stuff was dire. They’re happy to be deceptive and con people. FOD was always worse
I suspect Pablo's were considerably bigger.
Have they lost interest in the dog already?
Does anyone really care? He’s not the first to have the snip and won’t be the last. It’s not a new concept he’s trialling. It’s been around for years
Being pedantic here, but surely a midwife would be aware that a vasectomy does not involve the removal of "goolies". Unless she booked FOD in for emasculation instead?
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