I must admit I mind of feel embarrassed for her, especially when she does those 'exhausted midwife' posts/storie s on her way home on the train. I'm sure most of her colleagues want to give her a kick moaning about working one day a week, not to mention how many freebie luxury holidays she gets.
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It must be a full time job though, on its own living with that prat of a husband of hers. He is the most cringeworthy man I've ever seen, especially the fake over the top dad dancing videos..makes my skin crawl. (she must relish her ONE shift a week to get away from him)!!
Anyone else off to Glastonbury ‘sans kids’ what a middle class wanker.
And a bit more time off the kids. Good lord these peoples lives are so tedious and awful. It’s all so fake and full of bullshit. The older girls must crave the time when the kids were there actual parents before they hit insta jackpot with the Twinnies.
And a bit more time off the kids. Good lord these peoples lives are so tedious and awful. It’s all so fake and full of bullshit. The older girls must crave the time when the kids were there actual parents before they hit insta jackpot with the Twinnies.
it is sickmaking all that 'reno' talk when the house wasnt exactly a wreck beforehand, they are spending so much money on it!
Is SHE going to "Glasto"? Or are THEY going? Because if she's going on her own we all need to brace ourselves for FODs wave of passive aggressive inept dad posts...
She didn’t say ‘sans kids and annoying instawanker twit husbands’ so assume he’s going?
Does he have to share his children’s Father’s Day card for money?? Is nothing personal?
Also I never listened to a clemmie story but what is with the constant loud swallowing or tongue clacking?
Also I never listened to a clemmie story but what is with the constant loud swallowing or tongue clacking?
That's what I wondered looking at the tags in the post.
Can't wait to see all the carefully staged photos of the InstaGals 'spontaneously' having fun. I'm predicting:
Kooky sunglasses #gifted
Face glitter
Stupidly expensive wellies #gifted
Longchamp bumbag #gifted
Boho maxi dresses ad infinitum #gifted
Crazee accessories a la fairy wings/feather boa/tri-corn hat
Kooky sunglasses #gifted
Face glitter
Stupidly expensive wellies #gifted
Longchamp bumbag #gifted
Boho maxi dresses ad infinitum #gifted
Crazee accessories a la fairy wings/feather boa/tri-corn hat
Oh come now. There's not a chance they'll be roughing it next to hoi polloi. They'll either be in the achingly cool yurts in the celebrity enclosure. Or, staying at a local uber luxury AirBnB.
You forgot the freebie handmade leggings.
Oh feck, sorry. And, there will be:
the fugly beyond belief Dad trainers #gifted
Or...
the 'look like they've been worn by refugees' Golden Goose trainers #gifted
That was a huge turning point for me. I’d kept trying to think she was not that bad, just a little clumsy in her posting. That made me realise she actually was probably very selfish, over indulged and kind of hideous.
and tonight his #ad has black writing on a white background....
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But, but, but...she really needed those £200 pyjamas to cheer her up because her DD was in hospital. I mean, nothing says you're a devoted, concerned Mum more than browsing for £200 pyjamas whilst sitting next to your child's hospital bed.
My eldest Son (24) is going to Glastonbury. His ( and his mates) worst nightmare would be stood next to a bunch of prattish, giggly ok yah type pissed up Instamums who wouldn’t have a clue about the bands other than Janet Jackson and Kylie.
Yah type
I actually don’t know anyone under 40 who’s going or been for years! It’s so expensive now and seems aimed at the middle class. The headteacher at my older daughters school put the insets that weekend so she could go every year
I can only imagine the magnitude of piss taking if one of our theatre staff was ‘insta famous’ I doubt they would be very well liked either . You would get the kiss arses that want to be ‘in’ with them but generally , everyone would think she/he is a massive twit
Also their glasto DJ set will be absolutely bleeping tragic
I doubt they would be very well liked either . You would get the kiss arses that want to be ‘in’ with them but generally , everyone would think she/he is a massive twit Also their glasto DJ set will be absolutely bleeping tragic
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