Can just imagine him feeling sooooo proud of his composition, posting it, and waiting for the waves of admiration and sympathy to come pouring in - and then a groan from the other room:
‘Simonnnnn, delete it you twit. And take my bleeping leggings off while you’re at it’.’
‘Simonnnnn, delete it you twit. And take my bleeping leggings off while you’re at it’.’