Middle Aged Man in Lycra 
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A lot of the #mama stuff looks really cheap but is far from it, absurd.
When are you due and what size are you? Iām not kidding when I say youāll be receiving the cringiest mama garb ever. Iām thinking leopard print, lime green embellished with the words āthis mama needs proseccoā in sequins. Youāll be expected to post it on Instagram.
I might even use this lockdown as a chance to change career. Designing for these numpty mamas looks like a piece of piss.
Small business shout out for slatternly mama.
Oh please donāt - Iām praying covid will prevent such a thing from happening
what did you get gifted?Due early August, 23 weeks now, but I reckon sheāll come early sheās so big and active! Iām actually seeing her kick through my tummy and apparently that normally starts at 24+ weeks. And she has a little routine, which Iām really grateful for because Iām not getting any more scans due to covid, when we have the new thread Iāll show you her last scan!
On size - I was a 10/12 with a saggy front bum of a tummy from my previous op, gained an entire stone in my first trimester which defs was not the baby was entirely me loool, now I reckon Iām a 12/14? Iāve got a rounded pregnant tummy but itās likely padded out by the weight gain obvs. Iāll share pics once we have the new off topic thread! Not of my weird naked belly with my sliced up belly button thatās for my only fans xo Thank you for asking though itās sweet
and sorry for the essay I love talking about her already itās insufferable, howās your leg getting on?! And having kids stuck in with you now?!I havenāt even bought any mat wear because I feel bad for warehouse staff!! Have you guys been buying clothes? I bought some Lucy & Yak dungarees the week before lockdown, but theyāre already tight so need exchanging for longevity, but the WH is shut so that pregnant lewk is on hold. Iāve just lived in the same COS smock dresses I wore last summer, got one pair of H&M āmamaā (lol) jeans which are amazing so praying I can cram into them for the foreseeable!
Also it would be SO EASY to make one of these wank screen printed sweater brands, FOD should give it a go as his next money spinner. Or a tie dye range as thatās big on insta at the mo, get those older kids out of retirement and back in the workhouse
Or name necklace with empowering woman related catchphrase. Or gallery wall prints. The world is our oyster and Iām surprised none of us are millionaires from this yet x
I had a good few pairs of maternity jeans from eBay back in the day. Some topshop, some gap, ooh I had linen maternity shorts from gap with my summer baby, they were a lifesaver. Have a look on eBay for sure. Anything weāve had delivered at any stage (not much) has gone in quarantine in the garden for a few days. Just be careful. I havenāt really orders anything because Iām trying to keep my consumption and use of services as low as possible, but you canāt be boiling and uncomfortable. There are idiots everywhere still ordering and buying and going out and about like itās all fine, Iām sure if you ordered a couple of maternity bits they will be items already made and brought to the UK. Mine have long since been passed on otherwise I would have sent to youOh please donāt - Iām praying covid will prevent such a thing from happening
Due early August, 23 weeks now, but I reckon sheāll come early sheās so big and active! Iām actually seeing her kick through my tummy and apparently that normally starts at 24+ weeks. And she has a little routine, which Iām really grateful for because Iām not getting any more scans due to covid, when we have the new thread Iāll show you her last scan!
On size - I was a 10/12 with a saggy front bum of a tummy from my previous op, gained an entire stone in my first trimester which defs was not the baby was entirely me loool, now I reckon Iām a 12/14? Iāve got a rounded pregnant tummy but itās likely padded out by the weight gain obvs. Iāll share pics once we have the new off topic thread! Not of my weird naked belly with my sliced up belly button thatās for my only fans xo Thank you for asking though itās sweet
I havenāt even bought any mat wear because I feel bad for warehouse staff!! Have you guys been buying clothes? I bought some Lucy & Yak dungarees the week before lockdown, but theyāre already tight so need exchanging for longevity, but the WH is shut so that pregnant lewk is on hold. Iāve just lived in the same COS smock dresses I wore last summer, got one pair of H&M āmamaā (lol) jeans which are amazing so praying I can cram into them for the foreseeable!
Also it would be SO EASY to make one of these wank screen printed sweater brands, FOD should give it a go as his next money spinner. Or a tie dye range as thatās big on insta at the mo, get those older kids out of retirement and back in the workhouse
oh bless thatās incredibly sweet to think of though, thank youI had a good few pairs of maternity jeans from eBay back in the day. Some topshop, some gap, ooh I had linen maternity shorts from gap with my summer baby, they were a lifesaver. Have a look on eBay for sure. Anything weāve had delivered at any stage (not much) has gone in quarantine in the garden for a few days. Just be careful. I havenāt really orders anything because Iām trying to keep my consumption and use of services as low as possible, but you canāt be boiling and uncomfortable. There are idiots everywhere still ordering and buying and going out and about like itās all fine, Iām sure if you ordered a couple of maternity bits they will be items already made and brought to the UK. Mine have long since been passed on otherwise I would have sent to you
eBay is a good idea thank you, will have a nosy now! I know people can do those contactless Royal Mail drops now, so itās not as bad as ramming warehouse workers in to pick 400 things a day for #business. Iāve been HORRIFIED at how many bloggers are still promoting fast fashion brands during this time, it is so far from essential?! Youāre right I wouldnāt begrudge my neighbours for ordering kids bits cos itās hard enough with/for kids in lock down, but PLT loungesets and Zara candles are for head influencers!Weāre doing exactly the same with post too - we havenāt even bothered opening that (ridiculous waste of money) covid letter in case it actually gives us covid!! People round here are spraying their bin bags with dettol for bin men on collection day too, I canāt imagine how weāre going to return to normality from the collective trauma of this all?
He is the quintessential MAMIL. Maybe they should be his next target audience as he is haemorrhaging his current one - he definitely needs a new angle, and the MAMILs could be his last chance to keep his insta career going now the twins are no longer cute little moppets!Middle Aged Man in Lycra
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Aaah I canāt too see little delottilie. The movement is amazing isnāt it? I had twins so it felt like a couple of huge carps swimming around. (Nice warm and fuzzy metaphor there!) Leg is better. I wonāt be walking for another 6 weeks but Iām now partial weight bearing. Which feels incredibly exciting.Oh please donāt - Iām praying covid will prevent such a thing from happening
Due early August, 23 weeks now, but I reckon sheāll come early sheās so big and active! Iām actually seeing her kick through my tummy and apparently that normally starts at 24+ weeks. And she has a little routine, which Iām really grateful for because Iām not getting any more scans due to covid, when we have the new thread Iāll show you her last scan!
On size - I was a 10/12 with a saggy front bum of a tummy from my previous op, gained an entire stone in my first trimester which defs was not the baby was entirely me loool, now I reckon Iām a 12/14? Iāve got a rounded pregnant tummy but itās likely padded out by the weight gain obvs. Iāll share pics once we have the new off topic thread! Not of my weird naked belly with my sliced up belly button thatās for my only fans xo Thank you for asking though itās sweet
I havenāt even bought any mat wear because I feel bad for warehouse staff!! Have you guys been buying clothes? I bought some Lucy & Yak dungarees the week before lockdown, but theyāre already tight so need exchanging for longevity, but the WH is shut so that pregnant lewk is on hold. Iāve just lived in the same COS smock dresses I wore last summer, got one pair of H&M āmamaā (lol) jeans which are amazing so praying I can cram into them for the foreseeable!
Also it would be SO EASY to make one of these wank screen printed sweater brands, FOD should give it a go as his next money spinner. Or a tie dye range as thatās big on insta at the mo, get those older kids out of retirement and back in the workhouse
Aaah fu-fods sake!!! They got their test results back?? So anti bodies were detected were they retrospectively? I smell bullshit.
obviously glad theyāre both safe and well in these terrifying times, especially Clem as hopefully thisāll mean sheās safer at work, but didnāt someone do the timeline and he visited Tesco to film an insta skit on loo roll during this period? :/ I guess stay at home unless youāve got #content to #create??
Yesss at the swimming feeling, Iāve been getting more low key gurgles that feel like it could be seriously bad gas rather than her fav outright aggressive kicks too! Some of them have been so ferocious theyāve made me twitchWith twins you must have been crazy busy, did they tend to kick at the same time or was it just more frequently (can you even tell? That may be a stupid question sorry!)?
YES to weight bearing!! Thatās fab news, donāt overdo it though cos I know I was ridiculous in my plight to return to normal and all it does it exhaust you!!
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Well. Sounds like Clemmie is definitely back frontline as a midwife, not doing some other role. Responsible post for once but all seems a bit too little too late after heās been dicking around on the longest bike ride known to mine and prancing around Tesco breathing on everyone. We all know weāre supposed to stay home- dick head! I do envy them for being able to get tested and actually finding out though. We think Iāve had it but have no way of knowing which is frustrating. But I know people have it far worse than me so I shouldnāt complain!
I joined here after being a reader for aaages and then lockdown happened and Iāve got a bit slack but Iām determined to be here more. Mainly because I get lost trying to catch up and you all seem pretty fab!
If she was tested on Monday it means she still had it on Monday. The entire family should still be isolating.
Lol I kept reading mammal in my head.What does MAMIL mean
Until today's article in my secret guilty pleasure the daily mail : it means middle aged man in lyrca.
Mamils face backlash as they stretch bike rides to 200 miles
Around 30,000 British fitness fanatics have joined a long-distance challenge organised by social-fitness app Strava, which tracks cycling and running exercises.
Maybe they did the antibody test?
How did they get tested?
He deleted the post. It didnāt add up anyway, he said they got their test results back, replying to a comment later in the thread he said his wife got a positive result back and so they could assume he had it too - which implies he wasnāt actually tested.
He said they got their results back earlier in the week, yet Clemmie was working early last week, heās also alluded to Clemmie being at work over the last few weeks,
He said they got their results back earlier in the week, yet Clemmie was working early last week, heās also alluded to Clemmie being at work over the last few weeks,
Even if it has something to do with them, I guess most people regret it now / are embarrassed that they got inspired by mod/fod.Just heard this part of the quizāOtillie was the number one girlsā name in the UK last year. I have a feeling it was something to do with usā *smug face*
It has indeed been deleted.... 
.....but we have got it here for posterity....
.....but we have got it here for posterity....
āThings all seem so far removed until they come knocking on your doorā. Which is why people were upset at his jokey posts, the ones he defended chippily. And I donāt see how Clemmie can think of it being so removed if sheās working in a central London hospital right now. I canāt imagine anyone at Kingās isnāt being sledgehammered with this constantly.
...and if it was a test to "out" tattlers in some way... I don't follow him 
So FOD made and just deleted a post about how he and his fam were tested for covid 19 and found positive.... 20mins later it was deleted 
I don't think it's available yet, for anyoneMaybe they did the antibody test?
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